Warzonecraft 40k Minecraft
Warhammer 40k theme Minecraft server network. Separate PvE and PvP worlds. Each PvE world themed per faction with NPC factions to fight.
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Warzonecraft 40k Minecraft
Warhammer 40k theme Minecraft server network. Separate PvE and PvP worlds. Each PvE world themed per faction with NPC factions to fight.
mc.talonswar.zone
ONE TIME, A PLAYER FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A HOUSE AND BUILT A CASTLE OUT OF IT! ANOTHER TIME, A PIG GREW WINGS AND STARTED FLYING AROUND GIVING OUT GOLDEN CARROTS!
IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU MIGHT JUST FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GIANT CHICKENS THAT LAY DIAMOND EGGS!
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO NEEDS A $1,000,000 SURGEON WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A $40,000 EMS SAVING YOU FROM CREEPER EXPLOSIONS!
Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon, or participate in our annual llama fashion show. Don’t worry about griefers, because our resident superhero, Captain Pickles, will protect your builds with his trusty diamond sword.
But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle. Rumor has it, if you defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Sheep Wizard.
So come join Veilguard and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted potatoes!
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We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!
our players have reported seeing llamas riding on dolphins and chickens wearing top hats. you never know what crazy creatures you’ll encounter next!
build your base on a floating island made entirely of candy and defend it from a horde of evil bunnies armed with diamond swords.
if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt into gold.
so what are you waiting for? join our server and prepare to have your mind blown!
Features | Description |
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Events | Outbreaks, legendary pokemon spawning, and massive events every Friday |
Shiny Pokemon | Used as pseudo currency to improve other pokemon and gain items |
Gyms | Focused on 2 types of pokemon, many without a leader |
Towns | Spread across the map for building, or create your own |
Join our Discord server for more fun!
Question | Answer |
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How do I join the server? | Simply connect to the server IP provided |
Are there specific rules to follow? | Yes, please refer to the rules section on our Discord server |
Can I trade with other players? | Yes, trading is allowed on the server |
How do I obtain shiny Pokemon? | Shiny Pokemon can be obtained through various in-game activities |
And don’t even get me started on the time we all decided to have a dance party in the Nether and ended up summoning a horde of zombie pigmen to join in. It was like a rave from hell, but in a good way, you know?
Plus, there’s this one player who is convinced they are actually a llama in real life and only communicates through llama noises. It’s both confusing and hilarious at the same time.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is full of wacky adventures and ridiculous moments, then you have to join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
Our exclusive membership may be expensive, but trust us when we say it is worth every penny. Not only will you gain access to secret treasure chests filled with rare loot, but you’ll also be granted the power to summon a herd of explosive sheep to wreak havoc on your enemies.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be treated to weekly events such as the Great Pig Race, where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through a treacherous obstacle course. And let’s not forget about our legendary staff members, who are rumored to have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling flaming swords.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
RubeCube is a world where survival depends on strength, intelligence and a willingness to fight brutally, turning your every action into a fight for dominance in the game world.
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Server Type | Whitelisted, Survival |
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Version | Java 1.21.4 |
Highlights | Land claims, TPA, currency, world-backups, protection, anti-xray |
Rules | No cheating, no harassment |
Region | South US |
IP Address | www.lavbyte-smp.net |
A: You can apply through our Google Form: here.
A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.
A: Land claims, TPA, currency, world-backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
A: Yes, come help stress test while we prep for the content reveal!
>Create your own harem of anime girls in Minecraft! Build them houses, go on adventures, and even marry them in-game! Who needs 2025 when you have this epic server?
>But wait, there’s more! We also have custom mods that let you ride giant flying unicorns and battle evil mobs with laser swords! It’s like a fever dream, but better!
>Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate anime girl paradise in Minecraft. Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride of insanity and hilarity!