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FlawlessCraft: Where even the creepers can’t find a flaw in our epic Minecraft server!

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as flawless as Sailor Moon’s transformation sequences? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of magical girl perfection! Join us and experience the power of friendship, sparkly transformations, and defeating evil with the power of love and justice. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of magical talking cats who will guide you on your quest for diamonds and adventure. So come join us and unleash your inner Sailor Scout on the most fabulous Minecraft server in the universe!

Club Leg Adventures: Minecraft Server of Questionable Decisions

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4333
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9886	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who once claimed to have filmed a girl’s leg in a club! That’s right, you never know what kind of wild and crazy adventures you’ll encounter on our server. Join now for a chance to witness more outrageous stories and maybe even create some of your own! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret club where players dance with pixelated legs all night long. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

TorontoCraft: Where even the creepers are polite, eh?

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3771
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3095	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by too many white people in Toronto? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only white you’ll see is the snow-capped mountains and fluffy sheep roaming the land. Say goodbye to the hustle and bustle of the city and hello to a virtual paradise where diversity reigns supreme. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the non-white players gather to plot world domination (or just build cool stuff together). So why wait? Join us now and let your imagination run wild…and colorful!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That No One Knows About But Everyone Wants to Join

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	182
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing!

But that’s not all – we have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where players run around with lit TNT on their heads, trying not to explode. And don’t even get us started on our “Parkour Pigs” competition, where players race against each other on the backs of speedy pigs!

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous gaming experience of your life!

Krafty Kino Kingdom: Where Creepers are Cute and Diamonds are Forever!

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2044
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Magic Items Found:	5212
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness Sony DICK-RIDING Minecraft so hard that you’ll be questioning reality. The preorder numbers for this server must be through the roof for Sony to invest so much in it. But hey, who are we to question their dedication to making Minecraft even more epic?

Come join us for insane adventures, wild parties, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but hey, it’s Minecraft, anything can happen)! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BritPolCraft – Where memes meet Minecraft, stand tall and weather the storm, you are loved

battery storage system., benefit error, Black Sea Fleet, Border Force, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, carer, China, culture war, fake stamps, hippy crack, knife crime, labour, loved, malicious WhatsApp groups, mandatory listening, mandatory reading, Meet, memes, Minecraft, Nine-year-olds, nitrous oxide, Proverbs 28:18, putin, Royal Mail, special forces, SSE, Stand, stand tall and weather the storm, Storm, Tall, Tories, uk, weather, you are loved

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Buildings Constructed:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Crops Grown:	4676	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the holy scriptures of Genesis and Proverbs while also listening to epic tunes like the one linked above. But that’s not all, we have a crazy story to tell you!

Once upon a time, a group of nine-year-olds joined our server and started wreaking havoc by adding everyone to malicious WhatsApp groups. But fear not, for we defeated them with the power of righteousness and upright walking!

Join us as we fight against the evil forces of Putin, who blames special forces for wiping out his Black Sea Fleet. We’ll show him who’s boss with our epic Minecraft skills!

But that’s not all, we also have a stamp scandal going on, with fake stamps from China flooding the Royal Mail. Help us stop this madness and restore order to the postal service!

And let’s not forget about the carer who was convicted over a benefit error worth 30p a week. He’s fighting to clear his name, and we need your help to uncover the truth behind this outrageous injustice.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we ignite culture wars with Labour over ‘shutting women up’ and where the first London Mayor hustings were halted due to heckling over knife crime. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll have a blast!

Plus, our battery storage system is fully operational, so you’ll never run out of power while building your epic creations. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server now!

HalfCraft: Modding Madness, Reverse Engineering Fun in a Blocky World!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Void Gems Collected:	20	Alien Abductions:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of wasting your time on failed modding projects in other servers? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky experience like no other!

We have players who have tried to mod Half-Life with hilarious results – imagine combine metrocops in fur suits wielding dildos as stunbats! It’s a sight to behold as they stumble around in hot pink dog fursuits, causing chaos and laughter wherever they go.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with creative minds who are constantly coming up with outrageous ideas for mods. From flying pigs to talking llamas, the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re tired of wasted potential and want to be a part of a community that embraces the absurd, come join us! Who knows, you might just find the inspiration you need to create something truly unique. Let’s turn those failed modding attempts into epic wins together!

Boredom Busters Minecraft Server – Where “It’s boring” is never an option!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	997	Enchantments Applied:	174
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom, battle against an army of evil chickens, and ride unicorns into battle against hordes of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual buffet, where you can feast on unlimited cake, pizza, and ice cream without ever getting a stomachache. And did we mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t be bored here!

Crafty Convicts: The Blocky Jailbreak Adventure!

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Void Gems Collected:	29
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being called “Steve” or “Alex” in Minecraft? Join our server and earn yourself a badass prison nickname like “The Pickaxe Bandit” or “The Creeper Whisperer”! Impress your friends with your new criminal alter ego!

”’Insane Escape Challenges!”’

Think you’re a master at escaping prison in Minecraft? Think again! Our server features insane escape challenges that will test your skills to the limit. From dodging lava traps to outsmarting guard zombies, you’ll never have a dull moment trying to break free!

”’Treasure Hunt with a Twist!”’

Forget boring old treasure hunts where you just dig up some diamonds. On our server, you’ll be hunting for the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn any block into a giant exploding cake! Can you find it before your rivals do?

”’Crazy Custom Enchantments!”’

Who needs boring old Sharpness and Protection enchantments when you can have enchantments like “Teleporting Tacos” and “Disco Inferno”? Our server is filled with wacky custom enchantments that will make your weapons and armor truly unique. Just watch out for the enchanted chickens that shoot fireballs!

Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

CraftyCraze – Where Creepers Dance and Diamonds Shine

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2909
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ores Mined:	3105	Chimeras Created:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Farms Harvested:	803	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server where only the VIPs hang out! We’re talking about indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers – because we don’t mess with the small fry here.

Join us if you want to be part of the elite club, where we discuss all things indie vtubers in every language under the sun. Got a 499-view oshi you want to shill? Bring them in, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent.

We’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide for all your meme-worthy moments and a VOD Archival Guide for when you want to relive the magic. Plus, we’ve got a Chuuba Birthday Calendar because we celebrate our virtual idols like it’s nobody’s business.

And let’s not forget about the official /lig/ booru – because where else can you find the best fan art of your favorite indie vtubers?

So come join us on this wild Minecraft server adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make some virtual memories together!