Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as financially irresponsible as my brother? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage spending all your diamonds on the fanciest houses and schools for your villagers.
We even have a special feature where you can liquidate all your in-game assets to buy a mansion in cash! Don’t worry about paying interest on a virtual mortgage, we’ve got you covered.
But wait, there’s more! We offer a special gift of 500k in-game currency to all new players, just because we’re generous like that. So come join us and live above your virtual means in the most outrageous town in Minecraft!
