401k Minecraft Servers

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  • KidzCraft Minecraft Server

    KidzCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t take care of anyone’s kids, not even in the virtual world! Imagine a world where you can roam free, build epic structures, and mine for diamonds without a care in the world about babysitting.

    Join us if you want to escape the responsibilities of real life and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. We promise not to put you down as the designated child caregiver, because that’s just not our style.

    Our server is like a 401k for your soul, with life insurance for your sanity. We offer swimming and gymnastics classes for your virtual characters, because why not? And if something goes horribly wrong, rest assured that your in-game assets will be split among your fellow players.

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of fun, adventure, and zero obligations to raise anyone’s kids. Because in our world, the only thing you have to parent is your pet wolf.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Maxed IRA 401k Minecraft SMP

    Maxed IRA 401k Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers something truly unique – the chance to win 1 year of living expenses in a HYSA! That’s right, you could be rolling in virtual dough while building your dream castle.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare loot and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living the high life on ours? Join now and start your epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, danger, and of course, lots of laughs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan

    Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan

    New Minecraft Servers

    Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

    Welcome to Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

    Server Details:

    Version 1.21.1, Available on Java & Bedrock
    Server IP play.stormylagoon.com
    Bedrock Port 25566 (No port needed for Java)
    Discord Join our Discord server
    Discord Username Duvahl
    Tiktok Follow us on Tiktok

    What Sets Us Apart?

      • Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
      • Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
      • Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
      • Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
      • No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
      • Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
      • Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
      • Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
      • Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
      • Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
      • Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
      • Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
      • Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

    UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial stress in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

    On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or electric bills. And the best part? No annoying relatives showing up uninvited!

    Forget about driving 12 hours for a funeral – on our server, you can send virtual flowers and gifts to show your love and support. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any performative family gatherings, unless you count our epic in-game events!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to financial ruin and family drama. It’s time to relax, build, and have a blast with our awesome community of players. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with your wife’s distant uncle drama!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • InheriCraft: No Step-Sis Share

    InheriCraft: No Step-Sis Share

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and adventure!

    Join us for a chance to inherit virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams! Just like the OP’s inheritance, you’ll have houses, vehicles, stocks, bonds, and even a virtual cat to call your own. And don’t worry, there’s no stepsister asking for handouts here!

    But beware, drama may still follow you even in the virtual world. Will you be generous with your virtual wealth or will you tell everyone to “F off” just like the OP did? The choice is yours on our server!

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride of inheritance drama and blocky fun. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft? See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DollarlessCraft: Where Money is Just a Myth!

    DollarlessCraft: Where Money is Just a Myth!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a world where the dollar is no longer real? Do you want to escape the chaos and dive into a virtual world where diamonds are the new currency? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure where pigs fly, creepers dance, and llamas run the government. Build your own empire made entirely of cake, ride unicorns into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle.

    But beware, for the currency on this server is constantly changing. One day emeralds are worth more than gold, the next day obsidian is the new Bitcoin. Keep your wits about you and your pickaxe sharp as you navigate this wacky world where nothing is as it seems.

    So what are you waiting for? Withdraw all your assets and join us on this absurdly hilarious Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and your ability to survive explosions).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Holocure Minecraft SMP – Did Anyone Manage To Update It On Steam?

    Holocure Minecraft SMP – Did Anyone Manage To Update It On Steam?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Pekora herself is already causing chaos with her hilarious antics.

    Picture this: Pekora accidentally sets fire to the entire server while trying to cook a potato, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for epic pranks, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a majestic chicken and shoot lasers out of your eyes. Okay, maybe not, but it’ll feel like it with all the fun you’ll be having.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the most absurd and entertaining server around. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a virtual rabbit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ❤️LuckyPE❤️ (1.1, 1.12 – 1.21) Free donation🌟 Minecraft server

    ❤️LuckyPE❤️ (1.1, 1.12 – 1.21) Free donation🌟 Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    — Friend, do you want to have a great time, survive with friends? It’s so good that you found LuckyPE!

    ❗Free donation using the commands /free, /freedc, /opka, many cool commands for privileges, many goodies, high-quality plugins, cheap prices for donation, large online, as well as interesting survival!

    ✨Join the server and start playing right now!

    ⚠️Our IP: lucky-pe.fun⚠️Our port: 19132⚠️Buy donation: shop.lucky-pe.fun⚠️Versions: 1.1, 1.12 – 1.21

    lucky-pe.ru:19132

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyQuest Minecraft Server

    BlockyQuest Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take role-playing to a whole new level! Join us for epic quests and adventures inspired by classic computer role-playing games like Baldur’s Gate and Fallout.

    Imagine battling dragons and exploring mystical realms with your fellow players, all while building your own virtual empire. Our server is like a mix of Skyrim and Star Wars, with a dash of Disco Elysium for good measure.

    But that’s not all – we have secret dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious NPCs with quirky dialogue, and even a hidden quest to find the legendary Sword of Settra. Rumor has it, whoever wields this sword gains the power to control time itself!

    So why wait? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where every corner holds a new adventure and every player is a hero in the making. Who knows what epic tales you’ll create in this world of endless possibilities!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP