401k Minecraft Servers

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  • KidzCraft Minecraft Server

    KidzCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t take care of anyone’s kids, not even in the virtual world! Imagine a world where you can roam free, build epic structures, and mine for diamonds without a care in the world about babysitting.

    Join us if you want to escape the responsibilities of real life and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. We promise not to put you down as the designated child caregiver, because that’s just not our style.

    Our server is like a 401k for your soul, with life insurance for your sanity. We offer swimming and gymnastics classes for your virtual characters, because why not? And if something goes horribly wrong, rest assured that your in-game assets will be split among your fellow players.

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of fun, adventure, and zero obligations to raise anyone’s kids. Because in our world, the only thing you have to parent is your pet wolf.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Maxed IRA 401k Minecraft SMP

    Maxed IRA 401k Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers something truly unique – the chance to win 1 year of living expenses in a HYSA! That’s right, you could be rolling in virtual dough while building your dream castle.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare loot and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living the high life on ours? Join now and start your epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, danger, and of course, lots of laughs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan

    Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan

    New Minecraft Servers

    Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

    Welcome to Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

    Server Details:

    Version 1.21.1, Available on Java & Bedrock
    Server IP play.stormylagoon.com
    Bedrock Port 25566 (No port needed for Java)
    Discord Join our Discord server
    Discord Username Duvahl
    Tiktok Follow us on Tiktok

    What Sets Us Apart?

      • Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
      • Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
      • Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
      • Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
      • No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
      • Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
      • Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
      • Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
      • Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
      • Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
      • Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
      • Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
      • Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

    UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial stress in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

    On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or electric bills. And the best part? No annoying relatives showing up uninvited!

    Forget about driving 12 hours for a funeral – on our server, you can send virtual flowers and gifts to show your love and support. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any performative family gatherings, unless you count our epic in-game events!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to financial ruin and family drama. It’s time to relax, build, and have a blast with our awesome community of players. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with your wife’s distant uncle drama!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • InheriCraft: No Step-Sis Share

    InheriCraft: No Step-Sis Share

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and adventure!

    Join us for a chance to inherit virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams! Just like the OP’s inheritance, you’ll have houses, vehicles, stocks, bonds, and even a virtual cat to call your own. And don’t worry, there’s no stepsister asking for handouts here!

    But beware, drama may still follow you even in the virtual world. Will you be generous with your virtual wealth or will you tell everyone to “F off” just like the OP did? The choice is yours on our server!

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride of inheritance drama and blocky fun. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft? See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DollarlessCraft: Where Money is Just a Myth!

    DollarlessCraft: Where Money is Just a Myth!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a world where the dollar is no longer real? Do you want to escape the chaos and dive into a virtual world where diamonds are the new currency? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure where pigs fly, creepers dance, and llamas run the government. Build your own empire made entirely of cake, ride unicorns into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle.

    But beware, for the currency on this server is constantly changing. One day emeralds are worth more than gold, the next day obsidian is the new Bitcoin. Keep your wits about you and your pickaxe sharp as you navigate this wacky world where nothing is as it seems.

    So what are you waiting for? Withdraw all your assets and join us on this absurdly hilarious Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and your ability to survive explosions).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP – /noob/ Game Dev Squad

    Minecraft SMP – /noob/ Game Dev Squad

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft, including the legendary Rainbow Llama and the mystical Unicorn Pig. Rumor has it that if you can tame these creatures, you’ll unlock the power to summon a never-ending supply of diamond blocks.

    So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BroZone Minecraft Server

    BroZone Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further because our server is like a high school soap opera on steroids! Join us and witness the epic tale of Stacy (played by a mysterious 18F) and her wild antics with Liam (the heartthrob 18M) and even the older brother (35M) who gets in on the action in the hot tub!

    Experience the thrill of confrontations, flirty shenanigans, and family drama all within the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than a telenovela, join us now! Who knows, you might even question your own friendships and relationships after a session on our server. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and block-building fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PhotogriefersAnonymous

    PhotogriefersAnonymous

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to delete your precious photos like that wife did! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and most importantly, a secure place to store all your memories.

    Are you tired of unreliable external drives failing on you? Look no further, our server is here to save the day! With unlimited storage space and top-notch security measures, you can rest assured that your photos of your dog’s early days and your first years in a new country will be safe and sound.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also autism-friendly, so you can feel right at home while exploring the vast world of Minecraft. And don’t worry about anyone deleting your files without your permission – we have strict rules in place to prevent such disasters from happening.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the days of lost photos and emotional spirals. We guarantee a fun and safe environment for all players, no matter their background or struggles. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP