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Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
Magic Items Found: | 7333 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
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