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Annie Is A Shitty Movie Minecraft SMP

$400 million, 1968, 2025, 50 million, annie, copypasta, Director, famous director, film, Final Film, gender-swapped, John Huston, make, Minecraft, Movie, Oliver, shitty, shitty movie, smp, spend, thinking, well known, World’s Most, WTF

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Zombie Dances:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even legendary directors like John Huston are getting in on the action! Join us for a wild ride filled with gender-swapped copypastas, diamond heists, and epic build battles that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming the server, looking for unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be the next victim of his mischievous antics, or will you rise to the challenge and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and creative as you are? Plus, we have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that can turn you into a superhero for a day!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElseHerobrineWillGetYou

GovtDontCareCraft

activism, CHANGE, citizen rights, Decision making, Democracy, disconnect, dissatisfaction, Governance, Government, GovtDontCareCraft, indifference, majority rule, policy, Politics, popular demand, public opinion, public services, REFORM, Social Issues, unmet needs, Usa

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS! And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can mine to your heart’s content without any pesky mobs getting in your way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the llama revolution!

AbortionCraft: Brazilian Babes Revolt

abortion, AbortionCraft, activism, Babes, Ban, bill, Brazil, Brazilian, civil disobedience, demonstration, feminism, gender equality, grassroots movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, Latin America, March, Political, protest, reproductive rights, revolt, social justice, south america, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8786
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Zombie Dances:	7

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on our server and experience the craziest adventures u could ever imagine!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r surrounded by brazilian women marching against a bill tightening abortion ban. but wait, they r not just any women, they r zombie brazilian women! u have to fight ur way through them to reach the end of the level and claim ur prize – a diamond sword that shoots out rainbows!

but that’s not all! u can also ride on the back of a giant chicken as u explore our server’s vast landscapes filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. and don’t forget to watch out for the lava-spewing llamas that roam the land!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on our server and let the craziness begin! trust me, u won’t regret it!

CrotchlessCraft: ThonglessCrotch

Adult, BEDROOM, CHEEKY, crotchless panties, CrotchlessCraft, Exotic, FANTASY, fashion, INTIMATE, intimate apparel, Lace, lingerie, Naughty, Provocative, RISQUE, role-play, Satin, seductive, Sexy, ThonglessCrotch, thongs, underwear, womens clothing

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Buildings Constructed:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on chickens and the cows shoot lasers from their eyes. we have a secret underground base where the villagers throw wild parties and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals.

our server is so lit, even the ender dragon does the macarena while you try to defeat it. we have a secret recipe for diamond armor made out of cheese and a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoot rainbows out of your hands. plus, our mods are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know they’ll always have your back.

so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible. who needs crotchless panties when you can have pantiless crotches?

MinedHype: Where we grief-proof your life so you can focus on building a dirt house

Build Gallery., building, Claims, Coreprotect, crossplay, Dirt, Discord, Economy, Focus, Grief, griefproof, House, Life, MinedHype, Nether, Overworld, Players, Plugin, Public, rules, Shops, smp, Spawn, statistics, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, world border

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2238	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST)
Server Host	PUBCS.com
Java Version	1.20.6
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.0

Brief Overview:

FAQ:

Q: How long has the server been running?

A: The server has been running for over 4 years.

Q: How many unique players have joined?

A: Over 15,900 unique players have joined.

Q: Is the gameplay mostly vanilla?

A: Yes, the gameplay is mostly vanilla with some added features like grief protection.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?

A: No, there are no pay-to-win elements on the server.

Q: Can players from Bedrock and Java editions play together?

A: Yes, the server supports Bedrock and Java Cross-Play.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is allowed in unclaimed areas.

Q: Are there any world resets?

A: No, both the Overworld and Nether will never be reset.

Q: How can I access the public shopping district?

A: Type /tpshop to teleport to the public shopping district.

Q: How can I find a random location to build my home?

A: Use /rtp to teleport to a random location within 50k blocks of the spawn point.

Q: Can players apply to have a shop in the shopping district?

A: Yes, anyone can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district.

WitchyCraft Minecraft Server

adversity survivors, faggot rejection, future leaders, gene carriers, incel rejection, Minecraft, new word needed, race-traitor rejection, Server, The Covenants, white community, white empowerment, white family builders, White Genocide survivors, white heritage preservation, white identity, WHITE PRIDE, white resilience, white strength, white survival, white unity., WitchyCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3040
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Farms Harvested:	180
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Buildings Constructed:	35	Emeralds Found:	520
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Towns Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most resilient survivors of the first White Genocide are welcome! Are you tired of being associated with incels, faggots, and race-traitors? Look no further, because on our server, we are building a community of strong, white families who have defied all odds to carry on their genes.

Join us as we embark on epic quests to reclaim our rightful place in the world of Minecraft. Build your own white fortress, battle against hordes of SJWs and snowflakes, and prove that you are truly the future of the game.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that being ‘white’ is just the beginning of your epic journey on our server. Let’s build a new world together, one block at a time!

FuddieCraft Minecraft Server

Altcoin, Blockchain, bought at 20 cents, cryptocurrency, decentralized, Digital Currency, finance, financial speculation, FuddieCraft, high risk, hodl, internet culture, internet money, Investment, kek fuddie, low price, meme coin, meme investment, Minecraft, Moonshot, Server, Speculative, Trading

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1047
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	1288	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7828

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the currency is kek fuddie that you can buy at 20 cents! That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, kek fuddie is where it’s at!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant chicken that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that grants you the power of flight!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can party the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers and funky music made by our resident DJ, Steve-o!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

RevengeCraft Minecraft Server

classmates, consequences, controversy, dramatic, Exams, Final exams, Girls, group of boys, high school, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate sounds, Minecraft, overreacted, phone call, phone number, Principle, punishment, Reporting, RevengeCraft, Server, Students, suspension, Teacher

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9001
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about those pesky classmates and their inappropriate phone calls? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Imagine a world where you can build whatever your heart desires, from towering castles to secret underground lairs. And the best part? No one will interrupt you with inappropriate sounds or try to recreate them! Our server is a safe and fun place for players of all ages to unleash their creativity.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, challenging minigames, and a community of friendly players who will have your back no matter what. So why waste your time dealing with drama when you can join our server and have the time of your life?

Don’t listen to those naysayers who think you overreacted – they just don’t understand the power of a good Minecraft server. Join us now and leave all that negativity behind. You won’t regret it!

SmellCraft: AITA Edition

aita, assumption, auto finance, body odor, car lot, Communication, Confrontation, customer service, discomfort, Edition, hygiene, loan, odorous, offensive, Professionalism, SCENTED, sensitivity, smell, SmellCraft, trade-in, Vehicle, workplace etiquette

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	792	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Potions Brewed:	59
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Are you tired of playing on servers where players smell worse than a creeper’s breath? Look no further, because on our server, we value personal hygiene just as much as we value building epic structures.

Join us and experience a world where even the pixels smell fresh and clean. Our players are so fresh, they make the ocean biome look like a dirty pond. And don’t worry, we have scented plugins in every virtual corner to ensure that even the smelliest of players can’t ruin your gaming experience.

And if you happen to come across a player who’s a bit ripe, don’t worry! Our moderators are trained in the art of subtle hints, like offering them a virtual gas card to go freshen up. So come join us and say goodbye to stinky players and hello to a fragrant gaming paradise. Remember, on our server, cleanliness is not just a virtue, it’s a way of life.

CraftyCrafterz

baking, Cooking, CraftyCrafterz, cycling, dancing, diy projects, gardening, Hiking, knitting, meditation, Painting, photography, playing musical instruments, reading, rock climbing, Surfing, Traveling, volunteering, woodworking, Writing, yoga

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Ores Mined:	7967
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hot spot for all the cool kids in the blocky world!

Join our server if you’re into players who can do the floss dance while mining diamonds, or if you swoon over someone who can build a pixel art of a giant taco in under 5 minutes. We’ve got players who can tame creepers and ride them into battle, or create elaborate roller coasters that make you question your own sanity.

If you’re looking for a server where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, then this is the place for you. So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find your soulmate while fighting off zombie hordes together.

FrenchieFrontiers

activism, anti-extremism, anti-fascism, Coalition, far right, French History, French politics, FrenchieFrontiers, historical context, left wing, opposition, political alliance, political strategy, Popular Front, progressive movement, resistance, resistance movement, social justice, socialism, solidarity, Unity

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8709
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this super cool Minecraft server where all the Frenchies left their forms and joined this epic group called the ‘Popular Front’ to battle against the far right. but, like, instead of fighting with words and stuff, they battle it out in the virtual world of Minecraft! join this server if you want to be part of the most intense political showdown ever seen in the Minecraft universe. plus, there’s like, free baguettes for all players and a secret underground bunker filled with croissants. you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure, trust me!