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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 9930 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.
But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.
So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!