Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

(Audio), 000, 000 equipment, 40, 400 hours, Blasts, dumb, Equipment, goober, Goober spent $40, hi-fi, hi-fi audio, Hifi, high school, High school twat, Listening room, Minecraft, Mixes, nobody, Phone speaker, smp, Sounds good, Speaker, staging, Turdmeme

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	New Chunks Explored:	172078
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	213
Void Armor Forged:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

PotionCrafters

comfort food, essential oils, Exercise, fresh air, herbal tea, hot shower, hydration, Medicine, meditation, natural remedies, Netflix, positive thinking, PotionCrafters, Relaxation, REST, self-care, self-care routine, Sleep, Soup, VITAMINS, warm blankets

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Are you feeling sicker than a zombie in a sauna? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to cure what ails ya! Join us for a dose of virtual vitamin D and let our pixelated pigs and cows give you a pick-me-up like no other. Our enchanted potions are brewed with only the finest ingredients, including tears of a creeper and unicorn farts. So come on down and let our blocky world of wonders heal your soul and make you feel better than a diamond sword in a field of zombies. Join now and say goodbye to feeling under the weather, because on our server, the only thing that’s sick is our sick beats!

CopenhagenCrafters

assault, assaulted, Attack, Copenhagen, CopenhagenCrafters, crime, Danish, denmark, european politics, Government, Headline News, Incident, leadership, News, physical assault, Police investigation, political violence, prime minister, public figure, Scandinavian, SECURITY

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7490
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Zombie Dances:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

join da best minecraft server ever where u can take out all ur pent up aggression like the danish prime minister in copenhagen!! build ur own castle and defend it from evil mobs or maybe even other players who try to steal ur diamonds!! come join the fun and let out ur inner viking on this epic server where anything can happen!! #minecraftmadness #crazyfun #joinus

BlockTalkMC

Bad communication, BlockTalkMC, communication barriers, communication breakdown, communication improvement, communication in business, communication in relationships, communication is crucial, communication is essential, communication is key, communication is vital, communication problems, communication quotes, communication skills, communication strategies, communication tips, effective communication, good things, importance of communication, lack of communication, saving relationships

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Farms Harvested:	560	Potions Brewed:	110

so, like, imagine this: you spawn in this minecraft server and BAM! you’re surrounded by talking cows. not just any cows, but cows that can actually hold a conversation with you. they give you quests and stuff, like finding the rarest flower in the land or building a statue of them in the town square. it’s like a moo-tastic adventure!

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, it’s a sight to see. you can join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves.

and if that’s not enough to convince you, there’s a rumor that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds somewhere in the server. but be warned, it’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yeah, you heard me right. a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime. who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll get into!

Welcome to the land of MCSUGARS, where diamonds reign supreme and chest shops sell the best treats! Join now for some sweet adventures!

Adventures, balance, bedrock, BUILD, chest, Chest Shops, Creative, diamonds, Discord, Economy, free, java, Join, Land, Land Claims, map art, MCSugars, pay to win, Player Warps, Reign, Resource worlds, Sell, Server, Shops, smp, SUPREME, Survival, SWEET, Treats, world border, Worldedit

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Crops Grown:	1833
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	489
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Ores Mined:	8938	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

MCSugars Minecraft Server

IP	mcsugars.com
Bedrock IP	mcsugars.com : 19132
Discord	Click here to join!

MCSugars is a SMP server with a diamond economy (/deposit or /withdraw diamonds to your balance /balance).

You can also project your land with the land claim plugin and create your own player warps for your friends to come visit or create a chest shop at your warp and sell high demand items, try become the richest!

This server is also anti-pay to win. We include a /free command so you can buy anything from /buy for free using your diamonds balance.

NEW creative server to build whatever you want!

Prebuild builds for survival on creative and copy them over with litematica for easy rebuilding!

You also get access to worldedit commands on creative!

World border: 50000

Map size: 2,500,000,000 blocks

There is also resource worlds with mob spawns disabled to safely collect resources for your builds!

There is a map-art world if you want to create cool map arts too!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server is anti-pay to win. We include a /free command for players to buy items from /buy without spending real money.
Can I create my own player warps?	Yes, you can create your own player warps for friends to visit or to set up a chest shop and sell items.
Is there a world border?	Yes, the world border is set at 50000 blocks.
Are there resource worlds for gathering materials?	Yes, there are resource worlds with mob spawns disabled for safe resource collection.

CraftyVShojo+ Server

#youtube, Apex, CraftyVShojo, froot, geega, haruka, henya, Hime, kson, kuro, Livestream, Mata, mel, MICHI, Mouse, Server, summer games fest, twitch, vshojo, Vtubers, WATCHALONG, zen

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the McDonalds at Home Edition! Why settle for the real thing when you can have a virtual burger that tastes just like cardboard? Join us for a wild ride filled with VShojo and vtubers who are as chaotic as a creeper explosion.

Froot is LIVE playing Apex with Zen and Toaster, but don’t worry, we’ll never forgive whoever decided on this team. Maybe it was Toaster’s fault, or maybe it was the work of a mischievous Enderman. Either way, if you’re not into Apex, Henya is also LIVE, ignoring the Summer Games Fest to do her own thing.

But wait, there’s more! Jowol is LIVE too, and rumor has it that Geega and Juniper will be joining him for a Summer Games Fest watchalong. It’s a party crazier than a zombie apocalypse, and you’re invited!

So come on over and keep things comfy and civil by ignoring bait and being excellent to each other. And don’t forget to check out our VShojo crew, from Froot to Mel to Zen. They’re more entertaining than a pig race in the Nether.

Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the world of /vsj+/!

Self-LoathingCraft Minecraft Server

desuarchive, editionroadkill, habits, haha, i hate myself, long tail tags: catbox, mega.nz, Minecraft, minecraft server, Online Community, posscraft, posscraft server, posshouse, SelfLoathingCraft, Server, simple & clean, steamcommunity, tagmap, tagmap.io, Trash, video file

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Alien Abductions:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

We have so many unique features that you won’t find anywhere else, like our exclusive editionroadkill where you can run over mobs in style. Want to explore the vast world of Minecraft in a whole new way? Check out our tagmap where you can tag locations with hilarious tags like haha and hahaihatemyself.

But wait, there’s more! Join our community at posshouse where you can chat with other players who also hate themselves (in a funny way, of course). And don’t forget to hop on our server posscraft at 51.81.62.131 for some truly outrageous adventures.

So why wait? Come join us and embrace the madness at /haha/ i hate myself Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

DaughterQuitsTeam Minecraft Server

aau, aita, banging, Break, Coach, DAUGHTER, DaughterQuitsTeam, Drama, Drunk, Game, Girls, HIGH, high school, hotel room, Issues, Minecraft, Miserable, opportunity, Party, push through, QUIT, roommate, Server, TEAM, tough it out

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	571744
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero hotel room shenanigans and no late-night door banging from drunk teammates!

Join us and avoid the chaos of AAU drama, like Zoe did when she left her team to join us. Our server is a safe space where you can focus on building, mining, and crafting without any unnecessary distractions.

Forget about toughing it out and pushing through issues – on our server, the only thing you’ll be pushing is blocks to build your dream creations. So come join us and leave the drama behind! Your sanity will thank you.

CoupleSplitterCraft

3 years, aita, broke up, catch up, Cheating, couple, CoupleSplitterCraft, Friends, Girlfriend, high school, innocent, instagram, Job, John M23, june, March, Music, song, supermarket, swiped up, texts

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6274
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of potions in a witch’s cauldron! Are you ready to break up virtual couples you barely know and cause chaos in the pixelated world?

Join us and meet players like John M23, who will swipe up your stories and make his girlfriend think he’s cheating on her with you, even though you’ve only had TWO conversations! Watch as relationships crumble over innocent in-game chats and witness the power of social media drama in action.

Who needs to text online when you can meet in person in the virtual world of Minecraft? Avoid those pesky girlfriends who monitor your texts and dive into a world where friendships are tested by outrageous accusations and unexpected plot twists.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of relationship drama and questionable intentions. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in a love triangle or two!

BlockyBetrayal: Past Pixels

BETRAYAL, BlockyBetrayal, Cheating, Communication, coping, emotional pain, emotions, forgiveness, healing, Honesty, hurt, Infidelity, long-term effects, Marriage, moving on, past mistakes, pixels, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, relationship, second chances, Trust

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9670
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Crops Grown:	4851	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6149	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Build a virtual world where your partner can’t cheat on you because they’re too busy mining for diamonds. Plus, our server has a secret love potion that can make your partner fall head over heels for you all over again. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky paradise to escape to? Join now and say goodbye to relationship drama forever!

TankerCraft Minecraft Server

Black Market, controversy, illegal activities, international relations, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, norm, North Korea, north korean, Oil, Oil Smuggling, product, russia, sanctions, Server, SMUGGLING, Tanker Ships, TankerCraft, Tankers, Trade, Vessels, Vostochny Port

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	165	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Ores Mined:	4016
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Yo, you won’t believe the craziness happenin’ on this Minecraft server! We got North Korean Tankers showin’ up at Russia’s Vostochny Port, smugglin’ oil products like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!

Join this server if you wanna be part of the most insane adventures ever. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground oil smuggling operation or witness a high-speed chase between Tankers and the authorities. It’s like livin’ on the edge, but in blocky pixel form.

So, what are you waitin’ for? Come join the fun and chaos on this server. Just be prepared for anything and everything, ’cause you never know what crazy shenanigans will go down next. Let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

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