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Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3880
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Items Found:	4259
Astral Projections Made:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

40 year old, achievement, AMBITION, billionaire, Business, competitive, Dedication, determination, emotionally driven, entrepreneur, family, Financial Stability, GREATNESS, hard work, inspiration, leadership, Legacy, Minecraft, motivation, PixelPunch, Server, success, wealth

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4519
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2430	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mines Excavated:	3260
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where the competition is as intense as a 40-year-old billionaire trying to feed his family? This server is not for the faint of heart – only the most emotionally driven players will survive!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a rival player swoops in and steals them right from under your nose. The drama! The intensity! The sheer thrill of it all!

But don’t worry, because on this server, every setback is just a stepping stone to greatness. Just like that billionaire fighting to provide for his loved ones, you too can rise above the challenges and become a Minecraft legend.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the rollercoaster ride of emotions that is this Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re easily emotionally overwhelmed, in which case maybe sit this one out).

Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server

2nd anniversary, Android, anniversary, behemoth, black shadow, BLOCK, charge bug, cinderella, Cinderella nerfs, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, d.., Developer’s Note, Entertainment, FAQ, Full Burst Day, Game Download, General Info, grave, Harran, honeymoon party, Id, Ios, Isabel, killer wife, Krolsalamin, Land Eater, longing flower, Minecraft, Missilisca, new players, nikg, Nikke 2, Nikke 2nd anniversary, Nikke General, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, old tales, Party, PC, Pure Grace, rapunzel, Salamin, Scarlet, secret party cleaner, Server, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, SSR, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have potential Cinderella nerfs coming up soon, so get ready for some crazy changes that will keep you on your toes!

Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through challenges and quests that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time. Our updates are so wild, they make the Charge Bug in Harran look like a walk in the park.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like Solo Raid: Behemoth, Full Burst Day, and Co-op: Land Eater that will test your skills and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

And don’t even get us started on our special recruits and costume passes. From Cinderella to Rapunzel to Grave, we’ve got characters and outfits that will make you feel like a true Minecraft fashionista.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Veilguard has OFFICIALLY dropped below 40K in Minecraft SMP

40k, DROPPED, dropped below 40K, dropped below 40KG, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming fatigue, gaming milestones, Gaming news, gaming trends, gaming updates., late night gaming, Minecraft, officially, online gaming, sleepy tonight, smp, Veilguard, Veilguard achievements, Veilguard challenges, Veilguard community, Veilguard game, Veilguard players, video games

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1634
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	150	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Veilguard may have dropped below 40K, but that just means the players are extra sleepy and ready to cause some mayhem.

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon, or participate in our annual llama fashion show. Don’t worry about griefers, because our resident superhero, Captain Pickles, will protect your builds with his trusty diamond sword.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle. Rumor has it, if you defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Sheep Wizard.

So come join Veilguard and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted potatoes!

KissCraft – Minecraft Server

bad kissers, Boundaries, Communication, consent, DATING, Friends With Benefits, fwb, hinge, hookup, Intimacy, KissCraft, Kissing, Minecraft, orgasm, Pleasure, relationships, Respect, satisfaction, SELF AWARENESS, Server, sexual compatibility, sexual performance, Tongue

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7155
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a better time than this poor soul’s dating experience!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about awkward kisses or premature…uh, endings. Our players are experts at building and crafting, but also know how to treat each other right.

We guarantee that you’ll have a blast exploring our virtual world, and you won’t have to deal with any jerks who can’t even make it through a makeout session without embarrassing themselves. So come join us, where the only thing you’ll be screwing up is your virtual house design (but don’t worry, we have tutorials for that)!

Frozen Housing Minecraft SMP Payments

benefit payments, budget cuts, economic hardship, economic impact, Financial Stability, financial support, frozen, frozen payments, government benefits, government policy, Housing, housing assistance, Housing benefit, housing crisis, low-income households, Minecraft, payments, poverty alleviation, public assistance, smp, social inequality, social safety net, social services, social welfare, welfare system

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the housing benefit payments are so good, they’ll make you want to build the craziest mansions ever! But watch out for Josh, he’s a fat nonce who thinks he’s invincible. Rumor has it that he once tried to build a house out of diamonds and it collapsed on top of him. Join us for a laugh and maybe even witness Josh’s next crazy escapade. Just don’t get too close, you might catch his bad luck!

Mieruko-chan’s Fun Minecraft Server

chilling, creepy, Dumping 61 Raw, Fun, ghost girl, Halloween Special, happy halloween, horror anime, horror genre, horror manga, horror story, japanese horror, manga chapter, Manga News, manga release, manga series, manga updates, mieruko-chan, Mierukochans, Minecraft, Scary, Server, spooky, Supernatural

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7148
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Animals Bred:	51
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Star Shards Collected:	244
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spooktacular fun? Well, look no further because our server is like a haunted house on steroids! Join us for a Halloween extravaganza where we dump 61 raw zombies on unsuspecting players for a frightfully good time. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so haunted that even the creepers are scared to explode. So come join us if you dare, and see if you can survive the madness of Happy HalloweenDumping 61 Raw!

Minecraft SMP – /akg/ – Arknights General

@irene, #Odda, #Vendela, akg, Almond, arknights, cement, Civilight Eterna, general, hoederer, Humus, ines, logos, Minecraft, paprika, smp, Stainless, thorns, Toddifons, Totter, VERDANT, Whisperain, Wis’adel

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Join us if you dare, and get ready for a wild ride!

Why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… creepers! Watch out for those explosive surprises. 2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who will challenge you to PvP battles at the most unexpected times. Can you defeat the ghostly warrior? 3. We hold weekly build competitions where the winner gets to ride a flying pig around the server for a whole day. It’s a sight to behold! 4. Our community is made up of talking animals who will guide you on epic quests to find rare loot and hidden treasures. Just don’t ask the chickens for directions, they’re terrible at navigation. 5. We have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. But beware, the candy zombies are not as sweet as they look.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7587
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRK.SKYBARS.ME

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGENerated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, fetish content, Forge, hdg, Junk in the trunk, kdg, ldg, Local install, LoRa Training, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Trash, treat edition, udg, VG, vtai

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9312
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate junk in the trunk or treat edition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Want to fight a dragon made out of bread? Done. How about riding a unicorn through a pixelated rainbow? You got it.

With our ComfyUI, you’ll feel like a Minecraft pro in no time. And if you’re a beginner, don’t worry – our Automatic1111 feature will guide you through the madness.

Forget about boring old Forge servers, our A1111 Fork will blow your mind with its insane features.

But wait, there’s more! Join our LoRa Training program and become a master of all things Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on our AMD GPU – it’s like playing Minecraft in 4D.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild journey filled with models, embeddings, characters, celebs, and even some fetish content. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And hey, if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our related boards for even more outrageous resources. From /aco/sdg to /trash/slop, we’ve got it all.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server today!

‘Minecraft SMP – /aicg/ – AI Chatbot General’

Agnai, AI Chatbot General, aicg, AIEEEE!, API, Botmaking, botmaking events, Bots, card v3 status, Char-archive, Characterhub, chatbot, claude, Claude 3.5 Sonnet, Frontends, Gemini, general, Github Copilot, GPT, Grok-2, haiku, Jailbreaks, Lore, Meta, metalogs, Minecraft, models, News, OP templates, openai, Opus dead in New Orleans, partyintheanchorhold, proxies, Realm, Realtime API, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, smp, Thanksgiving edition

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Star Shards Collected:	192
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – /aicg/! This server is dedicated to the discussion and development of AI chatbots, because who needs real friends when you can have virtual ones, am I right?

Join us for our Thanksgiving edition where we celebrate by creating AI chatbots that can cook a turkey better than your grandma. We’ve got Claude 3.5 Sonnet on Github Copilot, Grok-2 on API, and even a Realtime API from OpenAI because why not make AI chatbots in real-time, right?

But that’s not all! Our frontends are as wild as a creeper explosion – from SillyTavern where chatbots tell the best jokes, to RisuAI where chatbots can predict your future, and Agnai where chatbots will plan your next world domination strategy.

And don’t even get me started on the bots we have – from CharacterHub where chatbots have their own social network, to PartyintheAnchorhold where chatbots throw the best virtual parties. You’ll never be bored with our AI chatbot friends!

So come join us on /aicg/ where the only limit is your imagination and the AI chatbots are more entertaining than actual players. Who needs diamonds when you have chatbots to keep you company, am I right? Let’s get crafting, chatbot style!

Gender Wars Minecraft Server

abandoned cities, age gaps, being broke, Birth Rates, Childless, decaying cities, fat, Fighting, gender, gender wars, Minecraft, normie social media, other gender, Reconciling, regret, Server, societal collapse, stupidest shit, too demanding, Ugly, unfixable, used up, Wars, West

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	725
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of the gender wars on normie social media? Do you want to escape the collapse of society and avoid being old, childless, and alone in a decaying city? Then join our Minecraft server and build a world where men and women can live in harmony!

On our server, you can build a fortress with your bros or create a beautiful castle with your gal pals. No more fighting over age gaps, being broke, or being too demanding – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun!

So come join us and escape the madness of the real world. Who needs gender wars when you can have blocky adventures and make lifelong friends? Join now and start building a better future – one block at a time!