40 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

(Audio), 000, 000 equipment, 40, 400 hours, Blasts, dumb, Equipment, goober, Goober spent $40, hi-fi, hi-fi audio, Hifi, high school, High school twat, Listening room, Minecraft, Mixes, nobody, Phone speaker, smp, Sounds good, Speaker, staging, Turdmeme

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9838
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Blocky Diablo 4 Server

4 days, 40, action RPG, biggest expansion, Blizzard, blocky, dark fantasy, demon-slaying, Diablo, Diablo 4, dungeon crawling, Gaming, general, Hack and Slash, highly anticipated, loot hunting, multiplayer, online gaming, pc game, role-playing game, Server, upcoming release, video game

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is about to undergo the BIGGEST EXPANSION in Minecraft history! And guess what? It’s gonna cost you a whopping $40 to join in on the fun! But trust us, it’ll be worth every penny.

Picture this: in just 4 days, our server will transform into a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS! And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this insane story: once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a world where diamonds grew on trees and creepers gave out hugs instead of explosions. Sounds too good to be true, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and be a part of something truly extraordinary. Who needs Diablo 4 when you can have flying pigs and diamond trees? See you on the other side, my friends!

CraftyCabbageCo – 30% off your next meal!

40, consumer prices, cost increase, CraftyCabbageCo, domestic production, economic crisis, economic impact, food distribution, Food Industry, food supply, grocery stores, imported goods, inflation, market fluctuations, market trends, Meal, price hikes, purchasing power, Russian food, Suppliers, supply chain, Warning

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian food suppliers are warning of price hikes up to 40%!!! why worry about real life problems when you can escape to a world of blocky fun and adventure??! build a giant potato castle or ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens!!! who needs borscht when you can have virtual cake??! join now before the creepers take over and you’re stuck eating virtual potatoes for dinner!!!

CharityCraft: Ballerina Behind Bars

12 years, 40, activism, Ballerina, Bars, Charity, CharityCraft, Corruption, Court, Donating, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international news, jailed, Ksenia Karelina, Legal System, political persecution, Prison, protest, russia, social justice

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mines Excavated:	2604	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

yo, u ever heard of that one server where u can play as a ballerina who got jailed for donating £40 to charity in russia? yea, that’s right, u can be ksenia karelina and dance your way out of prison in this wild minecraft server! join now for a chance to break free and pirouette your way to freedom! plus, there’s a secret underground ballet studio where u can practice your moves and impress all the other inmates. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to be a dancing queen in this crazy server!

30AgainMinecraftSMP

30AgainMinecraftSMP, 40, advice, aging, career choices, Experience, financial decisions, goal-setting, health, hindsight, lessons learned, Life Changes, Maturity, personal growth, Priorities, regrets, relationships, self improvement, self reflection, Time management, wisdom

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Buildings Constructed:	27	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese!

In our world, the trees are made of cotton candy and the creepers explode into confetti. You can even tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to travel around the server in style.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our SMP today and unleash your inner chaos! Who needs to be 30 again when you can be a kid at heart in our crazy world of blocky madness?

PizzaCraft: No Tipping Required!

10, 16 years, 40, aita, anger, apartment, Cash, Discussed, extended stay, Guilt, Habit, kitchenette, Laundry, not tipping, partner, pizza delivery driver, Pizzacraft, required, saving money, shame, tip, Tipping

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Enchantments Applied:	168
New Chunks Explored:	357078	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where tipping is frowned upon? Look no further, join our server where tipping is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Imagine a world where every block you break, every mob you defeat, and every structure you build earns you virtual tips from other players. You’ll be rolling in virtual dough in no time!

But that’s not all – we have a special feature where you can order virtual pizza delivery in-game! And the best part? You HAVE to tip the delivery driver or face the wrath of the virtual pizza gods.

Join us on this wild and wacky server where tipping is the name of the game. Who knew Minecraft could be so financially rewarding? Don’t be like the non-tipping partner in the story above – join our server and tip your way to victory!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

1.012M, 25, 40, 787k, BOOMCRAFT, dynamite, fucking, GIGASKYROCKET, Last week, Minecraft, Ratings, Server, this week

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7879
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	New Chunks Explored:	985880
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	4200	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is off the charts with dynamite ratings that will blow your mind! Last week, we had a whopping 787k players and this week we’ve skyrocketed to 1.012M players – that’s a .40 increase, baby!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans. We’ve got exploding pigs, flying llamas, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing creeper. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who can help you find the rarest loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and be a part of our epic Minecraft journey. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re scared of having too much fun, that is!

Blocky Boss Battles: Overhyped or Overrated Minecraft Server

#youtube, 40, actual game, Battles, beat, blocky, Boss, Bosses, end game, forum posts, Franchise, guy, Hit, Massive, Minecraft, overhyped, Overrated, part, people, Seconds, Server, SNIPING, stimpaks, Terrifying, video games, work

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7904
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Magic Items Found:	3729	Villages Defended:	6

Are you tired of boring, overhyped bosses in video games? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our bosses are so terrifying, they only appear for 2 seconds before you have to beat them. But don’t worry, the end game is just sniping them while other players do all the work. Stock up on stimpaks and prepare for the ultimate challenge – getting hit by the boss only once! Join our server now for the most outrageous boss battles you’ll ever experience!

BoomerCraft: Where ‘I’m 40’ is the new ‘I’m 12’

2004, 40, BoomerCraft, current world, feeling behind, feeling confused, feeling disconnected, feeling disconnected from society, feeling irrelevant, feeling lost, feeling obsolete, feeling old, feeling out of place, feeling out of touch, feeling overwhelmed, feeling stuck, life passing by, not belonging, not understanding, zombie

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4963
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mines Excavated:	2415
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Zombie Dances:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you feeling like a lost zombie from 2004? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to bring you back to life! Join us and escape the woes of the modern world by building your own pixelated paradise.

Our server is so epic that even time travelers from the future come to visit and marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for friends to play with.

So come on, join us and rediscover the joy of crafting, mining, and exploring in a world where you can be anything you want to be. Who needs the real world when you can have a blocky adventure like no other? Let’s build some crazy structures and have a blast together!

Midlife Crisis Craft: Where dreams go to die but blocks stay alive

“Youth, 40, Abandoned, ABSENT, aging, alive, blocks, Craft, Crisis, depleted, Despair, deteriorating, Die, Disappointment, dreams, emptiness, ENERGY, evaporated, Friends, health, hopes, Lost, Midlife, motivation, savings, stay, Wasted

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Are you tired of feeling like you’ve wasted away your life with nothing to show for it? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with endless possibilities.

Forget about your deteriorating health and lost youth, because on our server, you’ll feel rejuvenated and alive like never before. Say goodbye to your abandoned friends and depleted energy, because here, you’ll make new friends and have more energy than you know what to do with.

Don’t worry about your evaporated savings, because on our server, the only currency you need is pure fun and excitement. So come join us and let the emptiness in your life be filled with laughter, creativity, and endless Minecraft shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

My Mom’s Minecraft SMP

CHEEKS, desire, don’t know, family, FANTASY, fuck, fucked, how much, innuendo, Mentioning, Minecraft, mom’s cheeks, moms, my mom, plow, r9k, real dad, seduction, sexual innuendo, smp, taboo, turn on, would

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Animals Bred:	163	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, come join our wacky SMP where we have a special event called “Plow My Mom’s Cheeks Day”! That’s right, we encourage outrageous discussions about who would plow each other’s moms’ cheeks. And if you mention that you don’t know your real dad, you get a special bonus in-game item! Plus, there’s plenty of innuendo about cheek plowing and how much you would do it. So come join us for a wild and crazy time on our server – you won’t regret it!

It Society

active community, Adventure, Biomes, building, cars, Challenges, Community, Competitions, construction, Development, ENGAGEMENT, Events, Factions, fun experiences, gta v, MCMMO, Mods, Passion, PvP, role playing, Skyblock, Story, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to Your Society Community!

Are you ready to dive into a world of adventure and community? With us, we offer a fantastic platform where you can experience both Minecraft and FiveM in the best way!

Minecraft: Explore countless biomes, build impressive structures, and collaborate with our friendly players in exciting construction projects and survival challenges. Our servers are filled with unique mods and activities to keep you engaged and inspired.

FiveM: Experience a new dimension of GTA V with our FiveM servers, where you can participate in realistic role-playing games, drive amazing cars and create your own story with other players. Our community is dedicated to providing you with a fun and inclusive experience.

Why choose us?

A supportive and active community Frequent events and competitions Professional and reliable servers Opportunities to engage and contribute to the development of our servers Come and become part of Dit Society Community, where we share the passion for games and fun experiences! We look forward to seeing you in the game!

mc.ditsociety.dk

Brazilian Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Brazil, Brazilian, brics, BRICS support, Citizens, competitive spirit, football, global politics, Incompetence, internet activism, internet shilling, Minecraft, national identity, nationalism, nationalistic behavior, Party, pride, sense of incompetence, sense of nationalism, sense of pride, sense of underestimation, Server, underestimation, West

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5289

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we invite players from Brazil not because they’re helpful, but because their citizens will flood the internet with BRICS propaganda out of pure nationalism! And let’s not forget, they’ll make us look so incompetent that the western players will underestimate us completely. Join us for a wild ride of chaos and unexpected alliances, where even the most absurd strategies can lead to victory! Who needs football skills when you have Minecraft mastery? Let’s show the world what we’re made of, one block at a time!

Minecraft SMP: /spt/ – Straight Pokephilia Thread

ai, Anthro, blaziken, Braixen, dedicated threads, deoxys, female pokemon, gardevoir, human-pokemon, Indeedee, leaked stories, life alongside wife., Lopunny, Lycanroc, male humans, manaphy, Meowstic, Minecraft, ninetales, Noivern, on-model autists, pocket campfire, pokemon, pokephiles, Pokephilia, Quaquaval, raikou, real sexual contact, Salazzle, Sandslash, sealed fate edition, sex fantasies, sexual fantasies, short VN, smp, solo female pokemon, spt, straight pokephilia, Straight.., Thread, various works archive, Vulpix, Wife, Zangoose, zoroark

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Sealed Fate EditionPokephilia server, where we explore the forbidden love between humans and Pokémon.

Ever wondered what it would be like to have a romantic relationship with a Meowstic or an Indeedee? Well, now’s your chance to find out! We’ve got hot fanfics and steamy stories featuring all your favorite Pokémon, from Salazzle to Lycanroc to Zoroark.

But that’s not all – we’ve even got AI Pokémon for those who like a little extra challenge in their relationships. And don’t worry about sticking to the rules, anthro Pokémon are totally welcome here.

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows, you might just find your perfect Pokémon partner and live happily ever after – aside from all the sexy stuff, of course. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of pokephilia and let your wildest fantasies run wild!

AtlanticMC Network

AtlanticMC Network, Cobblemon, Minecraft, Modality, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2578	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Minecraft server with multiple modalities like Cobblemon and soon we will open new unique modalities.

It would help us a lot if you connect to the server to test our modalities

atlanticmc.club

Rejected Minecraft Server

arguments, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, denial, Disappointment, Drama, emotions, feelings, HEARTBREAK, lady, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, moving on, REJECTED, rejection, rejection reasons, relationships, self worth, Server, trish

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	258

Are you tired of being rejected like poor Lady and Trish? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about getting turned down again because our community is full of supportive and loving players who will always have your back. Plus, rumor has it that Lady and Trish actually rejected him because he didn’t join our server – true story! So don’t make the same mistake, join us now and live happily ever after in the world of blocks and adventures!

Banned for Saying Mark on Minecraft SMP

bannable offense, banned, Board, community guidelines, cyberbullying, digital interactions, disrespectful behavior., forum, inappropriate language, internet, MARK, Minecraft, Moderation, online communication, online etiquette, online forums, Online platforms, rules, smp, social media, Spamming, trolling, user behavior

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	118	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We take our rules very seriously here, especially when it comes to the name “Mark.” If you dare utter that forbidden word, you’ll be swiftly banned faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

But don’t worry, getting banned is just the beginning of the fun on this server. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a roller coaster that leads straight to the Nether, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

Join us if you dare, but remember, one wrong move and you might just find yourself facing off against the dreaded Mark Police. Good luck surviving in this wild and wacky world!

Survival | Minekrust

Adventure, Box, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Future, Minigames, Modality, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	17

A server with a world of adventures where there is always something new that motivates you to play, Future modality expected and liked by many “BoxPvP”

minekrust.lat:25619

The West Has Fallen Minecraft Server

decline of the west, fallen, Millions must, Minecraft, Server, societal collapse, the west has fallen, West, Western civilization, western civilization collapse., Western crisis, western culture, Western decline, western decline and fall, western democracy, Western downfall, western history, Western ideals, Western nations, western progress, western society, Western values, Western world

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

The west has fallen, millions must now turn to our epic Minecraft server for salvation! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of how our server once defeated a horde of creepers by throwing enchanted diamond pickaxes at them while riding on the backs of giant chickens. Yes, you heard that right. Giant. Chickens. And if that doesn’t convince you to join, just know that our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. So come join us and be a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

> International Break Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Votes:	8131
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the international break of Minecraft SMPs! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with unlimited enchantments? We got you covered.

3. Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it he’s a great builder.

4. We hold weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a real-life diamond block delivered to their doorstep. Just watch out for those creepers sneaking up on you during the match.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!