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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 9512 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.