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BoobCraft: Where Babies Are Fed and Blocks Are Placed
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the cows have udders so big you’ll wonder, “How many babies can she feed with these tits?” Join us for a wild adventure where you can milk cows the size of houses and use their milk to create giant cheese blocks to build with. Our server is so crazy, even the chickens lay golden eggs that you can use as currency to buy diamond armor for your pet pig. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our wacky world and see just how far you can stretch those udders! -
The Velocity Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate race-based categorization experience! Forget about boring old racism, we’re all about categorizing by race without any pesky supremacy getting in the way. It’s like a twisted game of sorting hat meets Minecraft, where you can choose your race and see where you fit in the grand scheme of things. Come join the chaos and see if you can navigate the murky waters of non-supremacist race categorization! -
Minecraft SMP – VAllure General
Welcome to the most chaotic and wild Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will leave you questioning your sanity.Our server is filled with a colorful cast of characters, from the Fertility Goddess to the Feral Polar Bear, and even the Dorky Yandere. Each member brings their own unique flair to the server, making every moment an adventure.
But that’s not all! We have transparent head cutouts, hypnotic cuttlefish, and even a Mistress who demands your attention at all times. You won’t find a dull moment on this server, that’s for sure.
So why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, all of our talents are in a relationship with the server owner. Talk about commitment, am I right? Plus, where else are you going to find a group of Vtubers focusing on adult audio like ASMR and JOI?
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane world. Join us now and buckle up for a wild ride unlike any other!
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NoHoHo Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old Christmas festivities? Want to avoid the crowds and chaos of the holiday season? Join our Minecraft server for a more relaxed and unconventional approach to Christmas!Forget the 12 pubs and crowded events, on our server, you can spend quality time with your loved ones without even leaving your house. No need to worry about your internal battery running low or feeling ungrateful for wanting a more low-key holiday season.
Join now and make memories with your family in a virtual world where the only crowds are pixelated and the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard. Who needs skating and events when you can have a blast online with your loved ones?
And if you need a break from the holiday stress, our staff is here to support you and even mediate family discussions. We’re like a virtual therapist, but with more creepers and less judgment.
So come on, join our server and let’s make this Christmas one to remember (or forget, depending on how many times you fall into a lava pit).
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LoserCraft: AITA?
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as culturally diverse as my friend’s anime collection? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride through pixelated Japan where you can learn all about the rich history and traditions of this beautiful country… or just build giant anime statues, we won’t judge!Our server is the perfect place for all self-proclaimed otakus who want to live out their anime fantasies in blocky form. Forget about boring tourist guides, we’ll show you the REAL Japan through the eyes of your favorite anime characters. Who needs to learn Japanese when you can just speak in “anime Japanese” and be understood by everyone? It’s foolproof!
So come join us on our server and experience Japan like never before. Just be prepared for some epic pixelated adventures and maybe a few cultural misunderstandings along the way. And remember, if you’re not building anime-themed structures, are you really even playing Minecraft? Join now and let the anime madness begin!
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PixelNostalgia
Remember the good old days of dial-up internet? Well, our Minecraft server is like a time machine back to those days! Join us for a nostalgic trip down memory lane as you build, mine, and craft your way through our virtual world.But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost… most of the time.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Just watch out for the lava traps and booby traps left behind by the previous adventurers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and make memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next server reset). Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.
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CraftyIranMCServ
come join our epic minecraft server where we have captured documents from hamas and uncovered the secret weapons smuggling network of the islamic republic of iran! fight against evil mobs and uncover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds! build your own fortress and defend it against enemy players who try to steal your loot! join now for a chance to uncover more secrets and become the ultimate warrior in the world of minecraft! -
MH370Hunters
so, like, this server is like the MH370 of Minecraft servers, except we actually know where it is! join us on this wild adventure as we search for hidden treasures and lost civilizations in the depths of our virtual world. maybe we’ll even find the missing plane along the way, who knows? come join us and be part of the mystery and excitement! plus, we have free snacks in the virtual break room, so that’s pretty cool too. don’t miss out on the fun, join now! -
2025 YouTube Comment Squad
join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a gang of players who are so obsessed with new years they spend all day on youtube commenting “anyone here in 2025?” on every dang video. it’s like a cult but with more creepers and less kool-aid. come join the madness and see if you can survive the insanity of our community. who needs reality when you can have this level of chaos in your life? come on, you know you want to be a part of this madness.