so, liek, u know when u see a cute lil pig in minecraft? well, on our server, pigs are the ultimate warriors. they ride around on giant chickens and shoot lasers from their eyes. it’s a total pig-pocalypse up in here. join our server if u want to witness the epic battle between pigs and chickens, and maybe even join in on the fun. who knew pigs could be so badass? come see for urself and prepare to be amazed.
Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to make a few measly diamonds? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we pay you in real-life cash for every block you break! That’s right, you can finally make a living by playing Minecraft all day long.
But that’s not all – we also have a job where you get paid to ride pigs around the server and deliver messages to other players. It’s like being a medieval mailman, but way more fun (and way more ridiculous).
And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can sign up to be a professional chicken wrangler. Your job is to gather up all the chickens on the server and lead them on epic quests to find hidden treasure. Who knew chickens were so good at treasure hunting?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start making a living doing the most outrageous jobs you’ve ever heard of!
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yo, u ever wanted to climb mount everest but u too lazy to leave ur house? well, dis server got u covered fam. we got a virtual mount everest dat is always expanding upwards from da crust. climb dat ish and u will set a new human climbing height record every time u reach da top. u gonna be da ultimate virtual climber, bruh. join dis server and show dem noobs who da real king of da mountain is. let’s get high…literally.
so get this, right? we got this crazy minecraft server where you can track all your bodily fluids and stuff while you play! like, imagine mining for diamonds and also checking your glucose levels at the same time. it’s like multitasking on a whole other level, dude.
plus, our server is so lit that we have special potions that can boost your gaming skills based on your sweat rate. the more you sweat, the stronger you get. it’s like a real-life power-up, but in minecraft form.
and don’t even get me started on the flexible health monitor. you can wear it like a cool accessory while you build your dream castle or whatever. who needs a Fitbit when you can have a health monitor that also helps you conquer the virtual world?
so come join our server, where we take gaming to a whole new level. who knew minecraft could be so high-tech and futuristic? it’s like the future is now, man.
The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!
The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.
We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.
Community
We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.
Respect
Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.
How To Join
We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.
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Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to make a few measly diamonds? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we pay you in real-life cash for every block you break! That’s right, you can finally make a living by playing Minecraft all day long.
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your questionable browsing history? Look no further! Our server is so epic, you’ll be too busy building pixelated castles to even remember who you last masturbated to! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mysterious dungeons, and maybe even a secret love affair with a blocky pig. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
yo, u ever wanted to climb mount everest but u too lazy to leave ur house? well, dis server got u covered fam. we got a virtual mount everest dat is always expanding upwards from da crust. climb dat ish and u will set a new human climbing height record every time u reach da top. u gonna be da ultimate virtual climber, bruh. join dis server and show dem noobs who da real king of da mountain is. let’s get high…literally.
so get this, right? we got this crazy minecraft server where you can track all your bodily fluids and stuff while you play! like, imagine mining for diamonds and also checking your glucose levels at the same time. it’s like multitasking on a whole other level, dude.
The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can date the elusive trans femcel and trust us, you will like it!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy Russians who are not only intellectually on par with Western Europeans, but also have the ability to build entire cities out of vodka bottles. That’s right, our server is filled with players who can drink you under the table while simultaneously constructing epic structures that will blow your mind. So come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!
Are you tired of family drama over secret recipes? Join our Minecraft server and let your baking skills shine without any guilt! Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to enjoy a delicious dark chocolate cherry cake without any drama.