4. irony of existence Minecraft Servers

4. irony of existence

  • OopsieDaisyCraftedChaos

    OopsieDaisyCraftedChaos

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟 Welcome to the wildest, wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever stumble upon! Here, the pixelated pastures are greener than your neighbor’s jealousy, and trust us, something went terribly wrong, but hey—who’s counting?

    Reason #1: The Cursed Cattle of Chaos 🐄💫 Ever seen a cow that can teleport out of sheer confusion? Join us to befriend Bessie, the cow that accidentally got struck by a lightning bolt while trying to turn a craft table into a fashion runway! Legend says if you give her a cheeseburger, she’ll summon a bucket of milk straight from the 5th dimension.

    Reason #2: The Great Diamond Heist of 2023 💎🚨 Why mine when you can steal?! Rumor has it, a rogue band of pixelated thieves attempted to swipe every diamond block on the server, only to get chased by a herd of vengeful llamas! Join our team to uncover THE secret llama society while dodging booby traps made from potatoes. Yes, you heard it right—potato traps!

    Reason #3: The Infinity Nether Portal 🚪🔥 This server has a Nether portal that leads to… nowhere! Okay, it’s actually a portal to an alternate reality where giant chickens rule the world, and I can assure you, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve tried to negotiate for your freedom with a 20-foot tall chicken named Cluck Norris. Spoiler alert: Don’t mention fried chicken.

    Reason #4: The Creeper Therapy Center 😱💚 A little birdy (or is it a Creeper?) told us that this server hosts the first-ever Creeper Therapy Center. After detonating impairments caused by a lifetime of misunderstandings, these green buddies are ready to share their feelings and, maybe, explode with joy! Bring your best emotional support diamond pickaxe!

    Reason #5: Unofficial Unicorn Racing League 🦄🏇 Racing on the backs of mythical creatures? There’s an unofficial league where players compete in races on elusive unicorns—who unfortunately have a habit of turning into fierce mobs mid-race! Prepare for the thrill of dodging enchanting sparkles and, yes, the chance to win the coveted “Most Likely to Be Turned into Glitter” trophy!

    Reason #6: The Reverse Zombie Apocalypse 🧟‍♂️🌍 Join us to witness the ultimate irony—a world where zombies are the ones trying to survive the day! They wander around holding “Brains Wanted” signs while trying to avoid the vegan villagers throwing tofu at them. Want to help them find their footing? Come make friends with zombies that just want love and a cozy loft!

    So why stick to the mundane? Join our uproarious server where everything is upside-down, sideways, and hilariously chaotic! Because in a world where delightful disasters reign supreme, the only thing that’s wrong is not joining us! 🤪

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • THE GRID

    THE GRID

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are a creative minecraft server with an emphasis on freedom. Build to your hearts content without the worry of griefers or server wipes. 99.9% uptime, no lag and no whitelist! Our friendly community of builders encourage maturity and mutual respect. Pass your initiation as a Builder rank and enjoy utter freedom when you become part of the Architect and Dreamer team!

    Check out our screenshots: http://is.gd/Y2Q91x

    Worlds: Spawn – Our servers go-to place to hang out; built by our own community. Trial – Prove your worth and show off your creativity in a PlotMe map! The Grid – Main world for Architects Outer Space – Space world for Architects Flatlands – Plot world for Architects The Earth: 1:1500 scale map of the Earth VS and WE Training: VoxelSniper and WorldEdit training ground for Dreamer ranked players

    Plugins: Essentials, Multiverse, PlotMe, WorldGuard, CoreProtect, SimpleBackup, McBans, NoCheatPlus, Dynmap, Shortify, Wireless Redstone, Travel Portals, Citizens, Chairs, Sponge Trampolines, Item Stay, Pick Boat, Mudders Milk, Custom Music, ThunderPlus and much more!

    the.grid-tronix.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MortalPVP | 24/7 Factions

    MortalPVP | 24/7 Factions

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, Let’s get this straight, I’m not one of those stupid guys who go “Hey guys! Josh here! And today im showing you how this server is unique!” No. Stop Josh, Just stop. NO server is unique, We all use the same plugins and essentially act the same. Players make a server, not plugins. We have a pretty small yet Decent community with a decent website (WIP) and some Cool plugins like shops and so on (The usual) But if you are sitting here reading this, I’m guessing you’re pretty damn bored, Some hop on the server. Maybe you will learn something new maybe not, But i wager it’s better than sitting here reading endless PMC posts.

    78.129.165.93

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MinecraftMalta

    MinecraftMalta

    New Minecraft Servers

    ★★ 5 Servers – 1 IP ★★ ➝ JOIN NOW! ✔ ➝ 24/7 ✔ ➝ 24GB RAM ✔ ➝ 200 slots ✔ ➝ NO LAG ✔ ➝ Non Premium Players Allowed ✔ ➝ Economy ✔ ➝ GamesRoom (PvP, PvE, Parkour, etc.) ✔ ➝ Factions ✔ ➝ Plots ✔ ➝ Friendly Staff ✔ ➝ VIPs ✔ ➝ Many features and more coming! ✔ ★ https://www.facebook.com/MinecraftMalta ★

    s.minecraftmalta.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Titan

    Titan

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Titan,

    This is a Factions PvP server at its finest. The server is just starting again and is welcoming new players into the server.

    Voting here and the other lists we are on (links on our forums) you ear 5 diamonds and 1 Enchant Point

    What are Enchant Points? They allow you to use the shop to customize what enchantments are on your items. Want an Unbreaking sword? done. Want a Sharpness Steak? done. Anything goes in that shop.

    mctitan.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP