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CraftyFactsMC

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3955	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride a unicorn while battling a dragon in a disco-themed dungeon? And if you manage to defeat the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet rainbow llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes! Join us now for the most epic and ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Achievements, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kursk Offensive, KurskCraft, leadership, military strategy, military success, Minecraft, peace negotiations, peace talks, political speech, President Zelenskyy, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War Tactics

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3312	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a president just like in real life but way cooler cuz he plays minecraft too. Zelenskyy is leading us to victory in the Kursk offensive, where we battle creepers and zombies instead of real enemies. join us and make ‘full use’ of our achievements like building giant statues of Zelenskyy and creating a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

NordStreamDiver69

Arrest warrant, arrest warrant issued, cross-border crime, diplomatic tensions, European energy project, gas pipeline, germany, Germany issues, international investigation, legal implications, legal proceedings, media coverage, media report, Nord Stream investigation, Nord Stream probe, NordStreamDiver69, political controversy, Ukrainian diver, Ukrainian diver arrested, Ukrainian diver in Germany, warrant for diver

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Buildings Constructed:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

so, like, this server is so epic that even germany wants in on the action! they issued an arrest warrant for a ukrainian diver in our nord stream probe! like, how crazy is that?! come join us and be part of the most scandalous minecraft server ever! who knows, maybe you’ll end up on the run from the law too! lolz!

MagiMine: Low Levels, High Damage

aging, amino acid, cardiovascular health, cellular health, chronic disease, Damage, disease-causing DNA damage, DNA repair, genetic damage, health, HIGH, homocysteine, human DNA, inflammation, Levels, Low levels of magnesium, MagiMine, magnesium deficiency, metabolic disorders, middle-aged adults, nutrient deficiency, Oxidative Stress, research, study

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	106	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have so much magnesium you won’t even know what to do with it! we have 172 middle-aged adults running around with low magnesium but high homocysteine levels causing chaos and DNA damage everywhere! if you want to experience the ultimate survival challenge, join us and see if you can avoid getting your DNA wrecked by all the magnesium madness! trust us, it’s a blast!

Proryv Survival

Challenges, Community, Custom World Generation, difficult caves, Economy, Escape, Exploration, market, multiplayer, mystery boxes, Paranormal Caves, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Rewards, smp server, Survival, trade items, unique functions

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Zombie Dances:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

A SMP Server with unique functions like custom World Generation, Economy including Mystery Boxes and a Market where you can trade buy items from another player, and most important: The Paranormal Caves! Unique and difficult caves where you have to escape to win your rewards you’ll earn!

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Kraftergeist Minecraft Server

autistic, bureaucracy, deutschland, Disciplined, efficiency, farm simulator, Gaming, German, German culture, German work ethic, Helpful, joy, Kraftergeist, Minecraft, Nice, organization, powerful mind, Precision, regimented, Server, simulation games, Structured, truck simulator, Visionary

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	871689
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have harnessed the power of the German mind to create the most efficient and organized virtual world you’ve ever seen! Our players are so regimented, they make sure every block is perfectly placed and every mob is taken care of with precision.

But don’t worry, it’s not all work and no play on our server. Our German players know how to have fun too! They love to play farm simulators and truck simulators in between building epic structures and conquering dungeons.

And the best part? Every comment you’ll see in the chat is exceptionally nice, helpful, and full of joy. It’s like a virtual hug from the entire country of Germany!

So come join us on our server and experience the power of the German mind for yourself. Who knew bureaucracy could be so much fun in Minecraft?

SMPcraft – Minecraft SMP Madness #1616

Assetto Corsa, BEFRIENDING REWIND, Dirt Rally 2 club, EU Assetto Corsa, EU Pavlov, EU Walkabout Minigolf, fallout 4, Friend by Friend, Game recommendations, Game Resources, Headset Selection, Idol Event, madness, Minecraft, Minecraft EU, Minecraft NA, NA Assetto Corsa, NA Pavlov, NA Walkabout Minigolf, Real Suffering, SEA Breachers, smp, smpcraft, virtual reality, VRC Screenshots, VRChat Events, vtol vr

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14

🤣 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a virtual reality adventure where you’ll befriend Rewind – who knows what kind of trouble he’ll get you into! Choose your headset wisely, because in this world of “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering,” anything can happen!

🎮 Need some game recommendations? Look no further! Check out our list of game resources and get ready to dive into some insane gameplay. From Assetto Corsa to VTOL VR, we’ve got it all – including a Minecraft server that’s so wild, it’s currently dead (but don’t worry, we’ll bring it back to life)!

🌍 Explore our VRC screenshots by world and get ready to join in on the regularly hosted multiplayer games. From Pavlov to Walkabout Minigolf, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And don’t miss out on our VRChat events – you never know what kind of madness will ensue!

📅 Mark your calendars for upcoming events like “Friend by Friend” on August 17th and the “Idol Event” on September 28th. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues when this group gets together. So what are you waiting for? Join us in the craziest Minecraft SMP around! #VirtualRealityRealSuffering 😂🎮

TransMinecraftDadCashNoCanDo

Adult, Asshole, Awful, financially supporting, learn, luxury, MONEY, new car, OFFENDED, Parent, RESPONSIBILITY, Responsible, savings, savings account, Support, surgery, top surgery, trans man, TRANSITION, TransMinecraftDadCashNoCanDo, Traveling

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is full of it! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between this parent and their son.

Witness the epic battle between responsibility and luxury as players fight for their right to a top surgery, all while managing their savings accounts and making questionable financial decisions. Will they learn to be responsible adults or will they continue to splurge on unnecessary luxury items like new cars and extravagant vacations?

Join our server now and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer madness of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to entertain you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see what all the fuss is about!

PettyPissedOffPlayer – Minecraft SMP

anger, annoyance, BETRAYAL, bitterness, grievances, grudge, grudge holding, grumbling, harboring resentment, holding a grudge, Irritation, lingering anger, long-term frustration, Minecraft, minor annoyance, Peeved, Petty, PettyPissedOffPlayer, Resentment, Revenge, small grudge, smp, vexation

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	328533	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mines Excavated:	3989	Meteorites Collected:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of getting griefed on other servers by some noob with a wooden pickaxe? Well, on our server, we have a strict no-griefing policy that is enforced by a squad of highly trained llamas armed with diamond swords. That’s right, we take petty revenge to a whole new level!

Join our SMP if you want to unleash your inner drama llama and settle scores with your enemies in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of their Minecraft character out of pink wool to creating elaborate traps that make them question their very existence, the possibilities for petty revenge are endless.

So if you’re still seething over that time someone stole your favorite block of dirt or left a trail of torches leading to your secret base, come join us and let the llamas of justice reign supreme!

CraftyInventions

advancement, agriculture, Breakthrough, Civilization, Communication, CraftyInventions, Development, discovery, Evolution, Humanity, Impact, industrialization, innovation, invention, Medicine, progress, revolution, Science, society, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magic Items Found:	8729	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ores Mined:	8531

Forget about inventions like the wheel or electricity, the real game-changer for humanity is this epic Minecraft server! Join us and witness the power of virtual blocks shaping the course of history. Our server is so revolutionary that even cavemen are logging on to build their own virtual caves. Who needs fire when you have the ability to create an entire world with just a few clicks? So come join us and be a part of the greatest invention of all time – Minecraft!