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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 5515 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
so like, u know how North Korea is always like, buddy buddy with China and stuff? well, get this, they actually said NO to a telecoms plan by the border! like, what a plot twist, amirite?
anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our Minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that give hugs instead of blowing up, and a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want.
plus, rumor has it that if u build a house out of cake, a magical unicorn will come and be your pet. so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, let’s make Minecraft great again!
