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Hey Faggots, Minecraft SMP King

10. Facebook, 11. Perfect, 12. Enjoy life, 13. /pol/, 14. Tranny jannies, 15. Rope, 16. Bitch, 17. Pussy, 18. Fun, 19. Strangers, 2. John, 20. Best shot, 3. Hate, 4. Fat, 5. Retarded, 6. No-lifes, 7. Stupid ass pictures, 8. Insecurities, 9. Jerking off, Faggots, hey, King, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Hey losers, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the chaos and craziness of the game! My name is John, and I’m here to show you a good time filled with laughs and epic moments.

Join us if you want to escape the real world and dive into a world where anything is possible. We don’t take ourselves too seriously here, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

We have a strict “no boring people allowed” policy, so if you’re looking for a boring, normal server, look elsewhere. Here, we embrace our weirdness and let our freak flags fly high.

So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Cunt Happen Minecraft Server

Cunt, happen, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Votes:	300
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in town!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

&g t; Kylian Mbappe? Amateur Minecraft SMP

Amateur, athlete, football, forward, French, future legend, goal scorer, Kylian, kylian mbappe, mbappe, Minecraft, Paris Saint Germain, Prodigy, professional footballer, psg, rising star, skillful, smp, soccer player, SPEED, sports, TALENTED, World Cup Winner, Young Talent

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Animals Bred:	62	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of playing with amateurs like Kylian Mbappe on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept pro gamers who can build a castle in under 5 minutes while fighting off a horde of creepers with their bare hands. Join us if you want to show off your skills and leave Mbappe in the dust!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who can summon diamond armor out of thin air and ride dragons into battle. If you want to learn their ancient secrets and become a true Minecraft master, you better join us before the server gets overrun by zombie pigmen with laser eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Leave Kylian Mbappe in the dust and join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

WhiteForce I Network

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Enchantments Applied:	292	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Hello! We are happy to inform you that the WhiteForce Network is available again! We no longer have just one server, but an entire network that is constantly expanding, with new servers every month! We currently have two active servers available: – GalaxyBox – our most popular server, full of adventure and experiences! – Survival – available again soon, currently under maintenance, but worth the wait! The WhiteForce Network is constantly expanding, so we are waiting for you with new unique servers every month! And the best news is that we operate with crossplay support, so Java Edition and Bedrock Edition users can join!

Join the network: – IP: play.whiteforce.hu – Version: 1.7.X-1.21.X – Discord server link: [WhiteForce Discord](https://discord.gg/EJvdmTxfAf) Regards, The WhiteForce Network team

play.whiteforce.hu:32015

hedoria

Custom Items, Economy, hedoria, Jobs, Npc, Quests, Server, Staff, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
New Chunks Explored:	85021	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	4032

survival server with economy and staff not listening who shout a lot my on and nice with an ah, jobs, custom items, npc, and quests

91.197.6.54:25985

CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

Chuuba birthday calendar, Chuubas, Corpo, CraftyCraze, ducks, Epic, Flip, haha, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies, Minecraft, Mint, Server, Swarm, tiermaker, twitch partner, VOD archival, vrt, vsj, VT, youtube equivalent

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as indie as a vtuber with 500 viewers or more? Look no further than our server, where we cater to the VIPs of the gaming world. Why join? Because we’re like the Sykkuno of Minecraft servers – popular, but still down-to-earth.

Want to shill your 499-view oshi? As long as you’re a Twitch partner or have the YouTube numbers to back it up, you’re welcome here. Our server is all about supporting the underdogs, the chuubas who aren’t defined by their corporate branding. We’re like the rebel alliance of Minecraft servers, fighting against the evil empire of mainstream gaming.

Join us for a wild ride filled with koikatsu cards (SEEEEEEX), Twitch clips, VOD archives, and more. And don’t forget to check out our Chuuba Birthday Calendar – because nothing says party like celebrating Vei’s birthday on December 10th.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and become part of the indie vtuber revolution. Who knows, you might even spot a duck or two along the way. It’s like a virtual Disneyland, but with more chuubas and less lines. See you in the game!

Money Matters Minecraft SMP

asset allocation, bull market, buying dips, economic outlook, Financial Advice, financial forecasting, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, investing strategy., investment advice, investment opportunities, long term investing, market analysis, market predictions, market trends, market volatility, matters.., Minecraft, MONEY, portfolio management, risk management, smp, stock market, wealth management

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we’re in a bull market for the next year! That’s right, forget about those boring old SMPs where you have to worry about your diamonds losing value. Here, dips are for buying, baby!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild stories. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Squishy.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines, Unique Plugins

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6570
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Emeralds Found:	4410	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRE1.SKYBARS.ME

Blocky Breakout Minecraft Server

addiction, balance, blocky, Breakout, Digital Detox, gaming addiction, gaming habits, Gaming Lifestyle, gaming therapy, Healthy Gaming, internet addiction, internet habits, internet usage, mental health, Minecraft, online gaming, productivity, screen time, self-control, Server, technology addiction, Time management, video game addiction, video games

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	345
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	288	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of being glued to your screen, mindlessly scrolling through the internet? Do you want to escape the virtual world and dive into a new adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to your internet addiction as you immerse yourself in a world filled with blocky wonders and endless possibilities. Build your own virtual empire, battle fierce mobs, and embark on epic quests with fellow players who share your love for gaming.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you meet our resident wizard, who can turn your wildest Minecraft dreams into reality with a flick of his enchanted wand.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best blocky life! Who needs the internet when you have a whole new world to explore right at your fingertips?

Who was in the wrong here? Minecraft SMP

Accountability, Argument, Blame, communication breakdown, Conflict, disagreement, Dispute, Fault, fault finding, finger-pointing, judgment, Minecraft, Miscommunication., mistake, misunderstanding, perspective, reconciliation, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, smp, Understanding, wrong

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Do you crave chaos and drama in your virtual world? Then come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: a server where players ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and engage in epic pranks that will go down in Minecraft history. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have non-stop entertainment and mayhem?

Join now and become part of a community where the drama never ends and the laughs never stop. Who was in the wrong here? Who cares! Just grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life.

4ccg – Minecraft Server – Geopolitical Upheval

4ccg, Geopolitical, Minecraft, Server, Upheval

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can witness a simulation of Pro Evolution Soccer being played by teams that are literally boards from 4chan! Yes, you heard it right, boards from 4chan battling it out on the virtual field. Each player represents a facet of the board’s culture, making the matches more intense and hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! Humans get to “manage” each team, creating tactics and making substitutions during the games. It’s like being a virtual soccer coach for the weirdest teams ever assembled.

Join us for the upcoming Cup where the stakes are high and the memes are even higher. Watch as the /vg/ League unfolds and witness the chaos of the Divegrass Before Christmas event on Easter Island. And don’t miss out on the upcoming Invitationals like the AKARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGED League and the Gensō Cup 1.3: Friendly New Year Divegrass Festival.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even witness a controversial shitposting match that will leave you questioning everything you know about virtual soccer. See you on the field!