4. dick

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a disco party.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have their own reality TV show called “Keeping Up with the Blockians”. Trust me, you won’t want to miss an episode of that drama-filled mess.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground base where we brew potions that turn you into a unicorn for 24 hours. Yeah, you heard me right. UNICORNS.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build a world that’s more bonkers than a squirrel on a caffeine high. See you on the other side, my fellow blockheads!