4. design fail Minecraft Servers

4. design fail Minecraft Servers

  • Rocky WTF Minecraft Madness

    Rocky WTF Minecraft Madness
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 7062
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Votes: 2033
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Towns Built: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, normal rocks in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have rocks that are so funky, even the creepers stop to admire them! Join us and marvel at the bizarre rock formations that will have you questioning the very fabric of reality. Who knows, maybe these rocks hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe…or maybe they’re just there for decoration. Either way, it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

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  • BorderCraft: Lukashenko’s Awkward Greeting

    BorderCraft: Lukashenko’s Awkward Greeting
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 5002
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Dragon Scales Harvested: 442
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Crops Grown: 6950 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Lukashenko and Ukraine! we may have troops on the border but we also have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you! come build your own dictatorship or start a revolution, the choice is yours! plus, Lukashenko himself will greet you on Independence Day, just make sure to bring some potatoes as a peace offering. join now for a wild ride that will make you forget all about international politics!

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  • Dream Valley SMP: Where creepers wear suits and zombies do the floss.

    Dream Valley SMP: Where creepers wear suits and zombies do the floss.
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 6247
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 36 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Votes: 9796 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Potions Brewed: 163
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Custom Mod Pack Version Minecraft 1.21
    Age Requirement 18+
    Communication Voice mod in the server and Discord
    Discord Link Join Discord

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Join the Discord linked above and open a ticket to get whitelisted.
    What is the minimum age requirement? 18+
    Is there any voice communication in the server? Yes, there is a voice mod in the server for communication.
    Can I invite friends to join the server? Yes, feel free to invite your friends who meet the age requirement.

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  • NikkeCraft – #2801 Minecraft Server

    NikkeCraft – #2801 Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 9717
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Unit-01 going berserk? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate Evangelion collaboration experience! Join now and experience the chaos of YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE event, where you’ll have to battle angels and build your own NERV headquarters.

    But that’s not all, we have Full Burst Day every weekend where everything explodes in a burst of excitement! And don’t miss out on our Union Raid event where you team up with other players to take down the toughest enemies.

    And the special recruits? Asuka Shikinami Langley is waiting for you to join her squad, along with a free SR Misato Katsuragi! Plus, upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious will blow your mind.

    But wait, there’s more! Get your hands on exclusive costume passes like Naga’s Elegant Date or Asuka, Rei, and Mari’s Pilot in Summer. And coming soon, Leona’s Zoo Keeper costume pass will have you roaring with excitement!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and experience the Evangelion world like never before. And don’t forget to use the secret codes for extra rewards, because why not? Join now and let’s get building, EVA pilots!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Fapping Together Realm

    Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Fapping Together Realm
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 6904
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’! Join us in our quest to build the biggest, most epic fap castle the world has ever seen.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found a secret dungeon filled with rare lewds and enchanted schlickin’ tools. Legend has it that those who reach the end of the dungeon will be granted unlimited fap power for eternity.

    But that’s not all! We also have a special edition called “I can fix her edition”, where players can show off their redstone skills by creating elaborate contraptions to impress their fellow fappers. Who needs a diamond sword when you can have a redstone-powered schlickin’ machine?

    So come on, join us in our quest for lewds, fappin’, and schlickin’ on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what treasures and adventures await you in our world of fapping together!

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  • LawnMowerLender Minecraft Server

    LawnMowerLender Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 6251
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Dimension Hops: 12
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your neighbors constantly borrowing your stuff and returning it in worse condition than when they took it? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never have to deal with sticky substances on your iron or mysterious substances in your vacuum ever again!

    Our server is a safe haven for all your virtual belongings, where you can lend and borrow items without the fear of them being returned damaged or dirty. Say goodbye to squeegees that mysteriously disappear and lawn mowers that come back with grass still stuck in the blades.

    Join us now and experience the joy of lending and borrowing in a world where everything always comes back in pristine condition. Who needs real-life neighbors when you can have virtual ones who actually take care of your stuff?

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  • SockSwapCraft

    SockSwapCraft
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 7853
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Gods Slained: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 43
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 85 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a pair of clean socks? Well, look no further! Join our server for some stinky fun and outrageous adventures!

    Our server has been around for 3 years, just like the smell of your partner’s feet. But don’t worry, we won’t ignore your hygiene needs like he does! We offer deodorizers for your virtual socks and showers that actually work.

    Unlike your partner, we encourage changing your socks daily and washing your feet regularly. Say goodbye to the stench of athletes foot and hello to the sweet smell of victory in our Minecraft world.

    Join us and experience the power of clean socks and fresh linens. And don’t worry, we won’t hit you with any Tolkien-esque paragraphs about foot hygiene. Just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where basic hygiene is a core value.

    So come on over and leave the stink behind. Your partner may not appreciate your requests for cleanliness, but we sure do! See you in the game, where the only thing stinking up the place is the competition.

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  • ComaCraft: Where Creepers are Friends

    ComaCraft: Where Creepers are Friends
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 7314
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 473
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 62 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Imagine waking up from a 10-year coma and finding out that the world has changed so much, but the most mind-blowing news you hear is about this epic Minecraft server! Picture this: a server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and singing villagers. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride on the backs of giant chickens as you explore the vast and wacky world we’ve created.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving zombies who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that somewhere in the depths of the server lies a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and show that coma survivor just how much the world has changed – for the better!

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  • SeaClashCraft

    SeaClashCraft
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 7231
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 40 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9206 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 New Chunks Explored: 303885
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we reenact the china vs philippines clash in the south china sea but with BLOCKS. build your own naval fleet and engage in epic battles to see who will reign supreme in this virtual showdown. trust us, it’s way more fun than real life geopolitics. plus, we have a secret underwater base where you can find hidden treasures and maybe even a lost civilization. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • SoccerMedicChaosCraft

    SoccerMedicChaosCraft
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 6723
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4545 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the players are all soccer medics? Yeah, I know, it sounds totally random, but trust me, it’s a blast! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a player breaks their leg and you gotta rush over with a splint made out of cobblestone. It’s like a high-stakes game of Operation, but in Minecraft!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker where we hold epic soccer matches using creepers as the ball. It’s chaotic, it’s explosive, and it’s absolutely hilarious. Plus, our server mascot is a zombie pigman named Dr. Goalz, who will cheer you on as you score goals and save lives.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wacky and wild as a pack of rabid llamas, then come join us! Trust me, flopping must make soccer medics’ jobs much more work than they need to be, but it’s all in good fun on our server. See you there, soccer medics!

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  • Welcome to the Vanilla Java SMP Server… now with less awkward brackets!

    Welcome to the Vanilla Java SMP Server… now with less awkward brackets!
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 1501
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Epic Quests Completed: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name home.zaddy.men
    Player Base Small but active
    Map Size 20k by 20k, expands with major updates
    Map Seed Not public
    Features TPA, set two homes, anticheat, regular backups, land claims

    FAQs: Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Can I build anywhere on the server?

    A: Yes, you are encouraged to build wherever you’d like.

    Q: Are there any unfair advantages with map or structure seeds?

    A: The map seed is not public and structure seeds have been randomized to prevent unfair advantages.

    Q: How many homes can I set on the server?

    A: You can set two homes on the server.

    Q: Is there a limit to the server’s overworld size?

    A: The overworld is limited to 20k by 20k but will expand with every major update.

    Q: Are there any quality of life improvements on the server?

    A: Yes, there are tweaks such as TPA, anticheat, regular backups, and land claims for those who choose to use them.

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