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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 6328 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Magic Items Found: | 3249 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Farms Harvested: | 286 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 13 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Votes: | 9969 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.
Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.