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| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 5828 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9233 |
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