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TrumpRussiaSMP

alliances, collusion, Conspiracy, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign relations, geopolitical strategy, influence, international affairs, investigation, loyalty, nato, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, TrumpRussiaSMP, US president, World Order

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238
Divine Spears Created:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mines Excavated:	3761	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a war between Trump and Europe but in Minecraft! Like, Trump is building a wall to keep out the Europeans and they’re all like, “Nah bro, we’re gonna build a bridge over that wall and invade your base!” It’s like a crazy battle of epic proportions, with explosions and flying pigs and stuff. Plus, if you join, you get a free pet llama that spits on anyone who tries to grief your base. So come join the madness and help Trump defend Russia against the European invaders, it’s gonna be lit AF!

CraftyCompanySecrets

behind the scenes, business operations, classified knowledge, company secrets, confidential details, confidential information, corporate secrets, CraftyCompanySecrets, exclusive knowledge, hidden truths, industry secrets, insider knowledge, insider perspective, internal workings, privileged information, professional insights, proprietary data, sensitive information, trade secrets, undisclosed information., workplace insights

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4954
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Enchantments Applied:	252

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hidden gem in the Minecraft universe! Join us and discover the company secrets that will blow your mind!

Ever wondered what happens when you mix a creeper with a pig? Well, on our server, you can find out! Our secret laboratory is constantly creating new mutant creatures that will leave you in stitches (or running for your life)!

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! All you have to do is solve our riddles and traps to claim your riches.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a mutant creeper-pig, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

OdesaPowerOutageCraft

aggression, challenge, civilian infrastructure, Conflict, denial, Destruction, Diplomacy, goldfish, international relations, Lavrov, lie, Odesa, OdesaPowerOutageCraft, Political debate, power outage, Propaganda, rubio, russia, Russia attacks, sanctions, truth vs lies

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

join this epic minecraft server where russia destroys everything but in a fun way! build your own city only to have it obliterated by russian forces for the lols. watch as lavrov denies all responsibility while rubio just stares blankly like a confused goldfish. it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the best minecraft server you’ll ever play on! come join the insanity now!

NoPhoneZone – HappyCraft

attention spans, Digital Detox, digital wellness, Focus, habits, Happiness, HappyCraft, mental health, Mental well-being, mobile internet, NoPhoneZone, productivity, research, screen time, self-care, smartphone addiction, smartphones, study, Technology, technology use, well-being

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Farms Harvested:	740	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

so like, if u join dis minecraft server, u gonna be so happy u won’t even need ur phone anymore. like, u gonna be so focused on building ur epic castle or exploring da crazy world, u won’t even miss scrolling through ur social media. plus, u gonna be so chill and relaxed, u gonna forget all ur worries and just have a blast playing with ur new online friends. so come join us and experience da ultimate mental well-being and happiness in dis wacky minecraft server!

Lost Hackers Society 1.21.2

1.21.2, black hat hackers, cyber attacks, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breaches, data security, digital theft, ethical hacking, hacker culture, hackers, HACKING, hacking history, hacking techniques, hacking tools, iCloud hackers, Information Security, internet security, Lost, online privacy, online security measures, social media hackers, society, white hat hackers

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Yo, bro, forget about social media hackers, come join our Minecraft server where the only hacking you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds! We’ve got a community of crazy players who will make you question reality and wonder if you’re actually living in a blocky world. Plus, our security measures are so tight, not even the most skilled hacker could break in – unless they can break into a virtual world, then we’re screwed. But hey, who needs social media drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to deal with? Join us now and experience a whole new level of chaos and fun!

CousinCraft: GTFO or Nah?

anxiety, Chronic illness, cousin troubles, CousinCraft, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, Family Support, financial obligations, financial struggles, financial support, generational differences, gtfo, helping family, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, moving out, Nah, rent issues, roommate conflicts, roommate problems, struggling financially

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy characters and outrageous situations.

Imagine living in a virtual world where your aunt’s lazy boyfriend Mark constantly pees on your toilet seat and your only escape is to build a fortress and defend it from his shenanigans. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?

But wait, there’s more! Help Amanda clean up after Mark while dodging accusations of being ungrateful and lacking empathy. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of family drama and come out unscathed?

Join us on our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the fun – join us now!

UkraineCraft: Blame it on the Creeper

aggression, Blame, blame game, Conflict, creeper, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical analysis, historical context, international relations, media narrative, military actions, Misinformation, peace negotiations, political tension, Propaganda, russia, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, Western powers

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5048
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Void Gems Collected:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2335	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and witness epic battles between unicorns and dragons, watch as players ride giant chickens into battle, and explore a world where gravity is optional. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

And if you’re still not convinced, just know that on our server, the Ukraine is actually a powerful kingdom that started a war against Russia by launching TNT-filled potatoes at their enemies. So if you want to be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now!

BlindDroneOps Minecraft Server

accident, BlindDroneOps, blinded, Detonating, drone operators, drone pilots, emergency, eye protection, fpv goggles, Incident, investigation, Military, Minecraft, News, russia, Russian, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Technology, UAVs, unmanned aerial vehicles, vision loss

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where eight Russian drone operators got blinded by detonating FPV goggles? I know, right? It’s like, the most lit server ever! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging exploding goggles while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, we have a secret underground disco where you can party with creepers and skeletons. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! Join now before the goggles strike again!

ZelenskyyCraft: Blame Game Edition

Blame, blame-shifting, conflict escalation, conflict initiation, diplomatic tensions, Edition, foreign policy, Game, global tensions, government disputes, incompetent leader, international relations, leadership criticism, leadership incompetence, political blame game, political controversy, presidential criticism, trump, ukraine war, war accusations, war rhetoric, world news, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Emeralds Found:	2695
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1

join this cray cray minecraft server where we blame zelenskyy for starting wars and trump is the president of the blocky world. we have epic battles where players can build walls and make alliances just like in real life. come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and become the ultimate ruler of the server! also, we have flying pigs and talking cows because why not? it’s a wild ride, so hop on and let the madness begin!

Bixomi server minecraft

Bixomi, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, Gaming, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Void Gems Collected:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

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