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Lost World Explorers 1.20.5

1.20.5, Disgusting, disgusting faggots, disgusting faggots on earth, Earth, Eat shit, everyone else, Explorers, Faggots, Life, Live, Lost, my life, objectively unfair, own life., robbed, robbed me, shit eating, shit eating faggots, UNFAIR, wanted, world

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	1401	Falling into the Void:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Join our Minecraft server because we promise you a life full of adventure and excitement! Escape the clutches of the shit-eating faggots and create your own world where you can live freely and without any unfairness. Say no to faggots and yes to a new life in our server! Don’t let them rob you of your happiness, join us now and experience true freedom!

NoRoomieNoProblemo

affording, aita, CAPABLE, great salary, guest bedroom, light sleeper, move in, move out, NoRoomieNoProblemo, pissed, Recovery, rent free, Save, spare bedroom, stomach cyst, surgery, time frame, weird, wife’s best friend, wrong

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the guest bedroom in this story, our server is always full of surprises and unexpected twists.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships, just like the one between the husband, wife, and best friend in this tale. Will you choose to be the supportive friend, the understanding spouse, or the voice of reason in the chaos?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on your toes and entertained for hours on end. Plus, just like the best friend in this story, you’ll have plenty of time to recover and find your own place in our virtual world.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and Minecraft fun. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as this one!

ElonCraft SMP: TikTok Edition

Acquisition, billionaire, branding, Business, creativity, digital platform, Edition, elon musk, ElonCraft, entrepreneur, future of social media, innovation, Marketing, potential rebranding, RENAME, smp, social media, social-networking, speculation, tech industry, Technology, tiktok, video sharing

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP that’s straight fire? Bro, let me tell you, this server is like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some facts.

First off, we got Elon Musk as the owner of this server. Yeah, you heard me right, THE Elon Musk. He’s not just sending rockets to space, he’s also slaying creepers in Minecraft. And get this, if he buys TikTok, he’s gonna rename it to “TikCraft” and make it a virtual dance party for all the players. How epic is that?

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant pineapple floating in the sky, because why not? You can only access it by riding a flying pig with a top hat. And once you’re in, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you on your journey. Trust me, this llama spits straight facts.

Oh, and did I mention that our PvP arena is a replica of the Colosseum, but instead of gladiators, we have players fighting with diamond swords while riding on giant chickens? It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So what are you waiting for, my dudes? Join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! See you on the other side, gamers!

ShowerSucksCraft

cleaning, cold water, hair washing, hygiene, lack of privacy, loofah, Mildew, Mold, shaving, shower curtains, shower head, showering, ShowerSucksCraft, skin irritation, slippery floor, soap scum, steamy mirrors, time consuming, towels, water pressure, water wastage

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6154
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	9
Star Shards Collected:	232	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Tired of getting attacked by creepers while trying to wash your hair? Sick of Endermen stealing your soap? Look no further, because on our server, showers are creeper-proof and Endermen-free zones! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can build your dream bathroom without fear of interruption from hostile mobs. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Soap Bar can be found hidden somewhere in the server – will you be the one to uncover its sparkling secrets? Join now and start scrubbing in style!

CraftyCommies: RepatRescue!

Assistance, CASUALTIES, Citizens, Combat, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, deaths, Diplomacy, evacuation, foreign affairs, Government, India, international relations, missing, RepatRescue, repatriation, russia, Support, Tragedy

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Farms Harvested:	872
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1153
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where India and Russia are fighting it out for control of the land! 12 deaths and 16 missing players, who will come out on top?! Will India push Russia back or will Russia repatriate their citizens and dominate the server?! Join now for the most intense combat you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! It’s a battle royale like no other, with crazy twists and turns at every corner! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the chaos!

Nerds Rule Minecraft Server

benevolent, Compassionate, Disappointment, Expectations, FANTASY, high school, jocks, leadership, Minecraft, misfits, NERDS, outcasts, popular kids, power shift, preps, Reality, rule, running the world, Server, social hierarchy, society, Stereotypes, TAKEOVER

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	99	Players Killed by Monsters:	1238
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the nerds rule the world and everything is upside down! we got llamas that can fly and pigs that can do the moonwalk. the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they give out diamonds like candy. we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and ride giant turtles. the chat is filled with memes and puns that will make you laugh until you cry. come join us and experience the wackiest adventure of your life!

Subsurface Microbe Madness

madness, Microbe, subsurface

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can explore the underground depths of earth like never before! we have communities of underground microbes that are more diverse than reefs and rainforests combined! you can dig, mine, and build your way through this crazy world filled with hidden treasures and mysterious creatures. join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in the subsurface depths of earth!

Hyrule SMP

Absolute, best, breath of the wild, Discord, Experience, Game, Hyrule, INFORMATION, Join, Kingdom, Kingdom of Hyrule, legend of zelda, Map, Mods, Popular, PORT, ReBuilding, smp, Survival, together, Zelda

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Hyrule SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Hyrule SMP
Theme	The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild
Focus	Survival and Role-playing
Mods	Several mods for a Zelda experience
Discord	Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

How can I join the Hyrule SMP server?

To join our server, please join our Discord and follow the instructions provided there for server access.

What is the theme of the server?

The server is themed after The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild, providing a unique and immersive experience for players.

What is the focus of the server?

We focus on survival gameplay and role-playing, as players work together to rebuild the Kingdom of Hyrule in the Minecraft world.

Are there any specific rules or guidelines for the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be shared with you upon joining the server.

Can I use any mods or resource packs on the server?

While we have several mods installed to enhance the Zelda experience, we ask that players refrain from using additional mods or resource packs that may disrupt the server’s balance.

Holoen’s Realm 1.20

holoEN, holoen saves, HoloEns, Realm, saves, saves holoen

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7832
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Votes:	6993
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we have saved the mystical land of Holoen from certain doom! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we’ve got flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and talking llamas! Plus, our diamond armor is so blinged out, you’ll blind your enemies just by looking at them! And don’t even get me started on the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night in the Nether realm. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save Holoen together!

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

anger, Argument, bandaid, children, comfort, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consoling, CraftyFamily, denial, Empathy, family dynamics, injury, ISOLATION, legos, Maturity, Minecraft, parenting, rug, self-absorbed, Server, Support, Understanding

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of stepping on legos? Look no further! Join our server for a lego-free experience that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is so fun, even stepping on legos in real life will seem like a joke compared to the adventures you’ll have here. We promise no lego-related injuries, only endless fun and excitement.

Forget about family arguments and childish behavior, join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you’ll be stepping on is virtual blocks. Trust us, it’s a lot more enjoyable than dealing with real-life drama. Join now and leave the lego-induced tears behind!