Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t have to wait 9 months for new updates! Unlike Yagoo’s failed 3D studio, we have 3D models galore and they’re constantly being added. Join us and experience a world where time is a flat circle, but in a good way!
We’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure, crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, and a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas. And let’s not forget the real reason you should join – we’ve uncovered a secret that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your ex.
Join us on this hilarious adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and come join the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!
we have a special event where you have to build the ugliest house possible, and the winner gets a prize of… absolutely nothing! because who needs rewards when you can bask in the glory of having the most hideous house in all of minecraft?
our server is also home to the most incompetent mobs you will ever encounter. they will walk into walls, fall off cliffs, and just generally make a fool of themselves. it’s like watching a bunch of toddlers trying to play soccer, except with zombies and creepers.
so come join us on our server where being a total failure is celebrated and embraced. because let’s face it, winning is overrated. it’s all about the journey to the bottom!
| Server Features | Destroyed city setting |
|---|---|
| Map Size | 2.5k distance |
| Claims Protection | Minimal, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims |
| Helpers Needed | Looking for helpers and suggestions |
| Server Restarts | Frequent restarts as things are ironed out |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How big is the map? | The map is 2.5k distance, for more dynamic city gameplay |
| Is there claims protection? | Minimal claims protection, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims |
| Are helpers needed? | Yes, the server is looking for helpers and suggestions |
| How often are server restarts? | There may be frequent restarts as things are ironed out |
Join our server for a peaceful and troll-free gaming experience. Our community is made up of only the most honorable players who just want to have a good time without being harassed by SEA-niggers.
Plus, we have exclusive collabs with Hololive girls and Holostars that you won’t find anywhere else. Our server is so exclusive, even our football coach wouldn’t dare insult you by calling you a “seanigger.”
So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience. You won’t regret it!
Imagine finding an impressionable kid on Reddit or Discord and convincing them to do the most ridiculous things, like spending all their diamonds on a dirt house or starting a cult dedicated to mining obsidian. It’s all about teaching them a lesson in trusting strangers on the internet, but in the most outrageous way possible.
So, if you’re ready to join a server where trolling is an art form and manipulation is the name of the game, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we swear)!
Looking for a place where you won’t be yelled at for dating before your sister? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter their relationship status or sibling rivalry.
Join us and build a virtual world where lazy siblings don’t exist, and where you can focus on creating the life you’ve always dreamed of. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our server, where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players exploring new realms?
So come on, join us today and leave the real-world sibling drama behind. Let’s build a world where everyone can thrive, even if they’re a little rude sometimes. See you in the game!