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| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 3488 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the moonwalk before exploding!
We have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama dance parties and a sky island where the sheep can fly (yes, you read that right, FLY!). Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime that will follow you around and leave a trail of glitter wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (just don’t ask for unlimited diamonds, we’ve tried that already).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).
