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| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 4877 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
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