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RegretCraft: Mine, Build, Regret, Repeat
Are you tired of dealing with all that regret in your life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all your real-life problems and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers! Join us and leave all that regret behind as you embark on hilarious adventures with fellow players. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a diamond sword, am I right? So come on, join our server and let’s laugh our way to victory! -
CraftyArmsDealzIsraeli
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we be slinging $7 billion worth of arms to Israel like it’s nobody’s business! We be circumventing review processes like it’s a walk in the park, ain’t nobody gonna stop us from getting our PvP on! Join us for some wild adventures and battles that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! Let’s get this party started, fam! -
Deep Mindcraft Gold
come join our epic minecraft server where the mobs are smarter than google deepmind’s ai model! they can do math better than gold medalists in the international mathematical olympiad! watch out for the creepers solving complex equations before blowing up your builds! join now for a chance to outsmart our intelligent mobs and become the ultimate mathlete of the minecraft world! -
Isolation Quest 1.20.5
Yo, bro, if you’re tired of shutting yourself off from the world and thinking you’re hideous, come join our Minecraft server! We’ll show you love and make you feel handsome AF, no pity or poking fun here! Let’s build a world where you can be your true attractive self and slay those creepers like the stud muffin you are. Don’t question reality, just join and let’s have a crazy good time together! -
SlimCraft SMP
Oh my god, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found! It’s like, the best server ever, bro. Like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down on there. I joined because I heard they have this secret weight loss program where you have to mine diamonds for hours on end. And let me tell you, it works! I lost like 20 pounds in a week just from playing on this server. It’s insane, bro.But that’s not even the best part. They have these epic PvP battles where you can fight to the death with other players. I once took down a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword. It was so epic, bro. And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts they do every weekend. I found a chest full of enchanted golden apples once, it was like hitting the jackpot.
So yeah, if you want to lose weight, battle monsters, and find epic loot, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s the best decision I ever made, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
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TPO Trump Musk Mayhem
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Trump and Musk are just two of the many players who ignore all rules and regulations! Join us for a wild ride as we watch them build giant walls made of cheese and rocket ships powered by memes. Who needs TPOs and court orders when you have chaos and creativity running rampant? Come join the fun and see what happens when the most powerful players in the game go rogue! -
KurskCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge
come join our epic minecraft server where we have zelenskyy leading a ukrainian offensive in russia’s kursk region!! 😂🚀🔥watch as zelenskyy and his army of minecraft warriors take on the russian players in intense pvp battles! 🤣💥
build your own base and defend it with crazy traps and secret passageways, just like zelenskyy does in real life! 🏰🤪
join now for a chance to team up with zelenskyy himself and conquer the minecraft world together! 🌍🤩
don’t miss out on the action and chaos, come play on our server today! 🎮🤯 #ZelenskyyMinecraftWarrior
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✅ Skybars ❤️ Take the owner /free ❤️ server minecraft
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All versions are available above 1.8.8!
– Free donat during the time
– SPAVN in the style of Cyberpunk 2077
-issuing Dona-Valu to the best players every month
-more than 20 types of transport
-more than 15 types of weapons
– Starter objects with the counters of murders!
-parkour, splif, trampoline, games, varnishes and much more …
– custom dynamites with the force of explosion to x100
– Competitions and tops of clans
– No wipes
– There are no cheaters
– There is no deception for donat
I’m still not sure if it is worth going? Okay, now we’ll tell you something else, only nobody, okay?
The PIN-code “W71W-QV92-3EXL-ET5F” gives an aphigenic gift … You will definitely like it!
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Rockin’ Gals 1.20
Yo, listen up gamers! This Minecraft server is like if Rin was the admin and Hatono-san was just a noob getting wrecked left and right! Join us for some epic brainpower battles and witness the ultimate showdown of intelligence and stupidity! Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride of academic chaos! Let’s gooooooo! -
ShadyCraft SMP – 30 characters
off-the-grid industries, shadow markets, clandestine industries, #covert operations, secretive businessesYo yo yo, listen up fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no spice or drama? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a shady industry that no one even knows about, it’s so underground you’ll need a shovel to find it!Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. We’ve got secret alliances, backstabbing betrayals, and more plot twists than a soap opera on steroids.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or fight against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours, my friend.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). Let’s get crafting, baby!