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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 6388 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 24950 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 |
Votes: | 8623 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 6 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
We promise you won’t have to deal with any lazy housewives asking for money here – unless they’re asking for diamonds to build their dream castle, of course! Our server is full of excitement and fun, with no room for SAHM grifters.
Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Trust us, this server is the escape you never knew you needed.