39. merchandise Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

JobCraft: Sorry Mom, I’m Busy

Apology, bad mood, busy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, full-time job, generation gap, Job, JobCraft, mom, mother-daughter relationship, part-timer, Persuasion, reminder, School, self reflection, Understanding, unemployed mother, Working

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	981
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Votes:	2867
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2638
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and school stress? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own world! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your troubles.

Imagine a world where you can build a mansion bigger than your mom’s expectations and mine for diamonds without worrying about your job. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a great time with friends.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a job in our virtual world where everyone is employed and happy!

HabitDrop Minecraft SMP

bad habits, breaking habits, dropped habits, HabitDrop, habits for happiness, habits for health, habits for productivity, habits for success, habits for wellness, habits to break, habits to drop, lifestyle changes, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, positive changes, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, smp, unhealthy habits

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	574450
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our SMP and say goodbye to all your bad habits like mining straight down and forgetting to bring food on your adventures! Our server is filled with experienced players who will teach you the ways of the blocky world in the most hilarious ways possible. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a giant chicken statue that laid diamond eggs. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft master!

CraftyParentz

appreciation, care, compassion, CraftyParentz, family, Generosity, Gratitude, guidance, influence, Kindness, lasting impact., lessons, love, Memories, Nurturing, parenting, role models, sacrifice, Support, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7344
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ores Mined:	3785	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Remember that time your parents built you a real-life Minecraft server in your backyard? Yeah, neither do we. But on our server, you can experience that level of dedication and creativity every day! Join now for a chance to mine diamonds with your mom, battle creepers with your dad, and build epic castles with your siblings. Who needs real-life when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Join us and create memories that will make your parents proud (and maybe a little jealous)!

MoldovaMayhem Minecraft Server

conflict escalation, covert activities, destabilization, eastern europe, Espionage, foreign interference, geopolitical tensions, INDIVIDUALS, Instructors, intelligence agencies, international relations, Minecraft, Moldova, MoldovaMayhem, political manipulation, Propaganda, Russian, security threats, Server, subversion, Trained, Training, undercover operations

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

So, like, you know how Russian instructors have trained, like, a bunch of peeps to, like, cause chaos in Moldova, right? Well, imagine if those peeps were actually Minecraft players and they were, like, super good at building and stuff.

Join our server and be part of this totally insane mission to create chaos and destruction in the virtual world of Minecraft. Build crazy structures, unleash mobs, and cause mayhem like never before. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with some seriously skilled players who have been trained by Russian instructors (not really, but, like, it’s a funny story, right?).

So, come on and join the madness. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll be able to create on our server. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

CraftyLePenFraudEU

CASE, controversy, Corruption, Court, CraftyLePenFraudEU, embezzlement, EU, european union, far right, France, French politics, Justice, leader, Legal, Marine Le Pen, National Rally, Politics, prosecution, right wing, scandal, trial

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	479

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own embezzlement schemes just like Marine Le Pen! steal diamonds, emeralds, and even gold blocks from other players while avoiding the law!

we have a special “far-right” faction where you can team up with other players who share your extreme views and dominate the server with your questionable policies.

if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time filled with drama and intrigue, then this is the server for you! join now and let the chaos begin!

Nature Sensory Fun Craft

activated, Countries, Craft, five senses, Forests, Fun, national parks, natural beauty., Nature, nature lovers, outdoor activities, Positive, Senses, Sensory, sensory enjoyment, sensory experience, shared enjoyment, study, surroundings, Surveying, time in nature, Universal, Visitors

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1755	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE NATURE BUT VIRTUAL. U CAN ACTIVATE ALL FIVE SENSES BUT IN PIXELS.

FEEL DA GRASS BETWEEN UR TOES, SMELL DA VIRTUAL FLOWERS, HEAR DA CREEPERS SNEAKIN UP ON U. IT BE LIKE A NATIONAL PARK BUT WITH MORE DIAMONDS.

STUDIES SHOW PLAYIN ON DIS SERVER MAKES U FEEL LIKE U IN A REAL FOREST. U CAN EVEN TASTE DA PIXELATED BERRIES IF U TRY HARD ENOUGH.

SO COME JOIN US AND GET UR NATURE FIX WITHOUT LEAVIN DA HOUSE. PLUS, WE GOT COOL BUILDINGS AND MINI-GAMES. WOOHOO!

Crimson Networks: Where the only thing scarier than mobs is getting lost in a maze of redstone contraptions!

building competition, Community, Contraptions, Crimson, Crimsonite, Custom Items, DECORATE, Discord, Events, Halloween, Ip:, judged, Lost, Maze, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mob Drop Event, mobs, mythic mobs, Networks, Redstone, Rewards, scarier, Server, smp, Store Credit, update

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

Server Name	Crimson Networks
Server Type	SMP
Release Date	September 5th, 2024
Features	MCMMO, Custom items, Mythic Mobs, and more

Overview:

Crimson Networks is a small community Minecraft server looking to grow its player base. With various features such as MCMMO, Custom items, and Mythic Mobs, players can enjoy a unique gameplay experience.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. When is the building competition?

The building competition starts now and will be judged on the 20th. Players are expected to use their own resources to build something creative and unique.

2. What are the rewards for the building competition?

1st place – $50 in store credit 2nd place – $25 in store credit 3rd place – $10 in store credit

3. What is the Mob Drop Event?

The Mob Drop Event is an ongoing event where players can collect Crimsonite from mobs. The player with the most Crimsonite at the end of the event wins.

4. What are the rewards for the Mob Drop Event?

1st prize – $100 USD 2nd prize – $50 in store credit 3rd prize – $25 in store credit

5. How long does the Mob Drop Event run for?

The event runs from the 1st to the 30th, allowing players to participate and enjoy their Halloween day.

For more information, join the Discord: https://discord.gg/crmsn The server IP: play.crimson-networks.co

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Android toy, Future, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming consoles, gaming devices, gaming evolution, gaming industry, Gaming news, gaming technology, gaming trends, handheld devices, Handheld Gaming, handheld gaming devices, handhelds, innovation, Minecraft, PALS, PIXEL, portable gaming, Server, steam deck 2, Technology, ue5

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1445
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret love affair with a Creeper. Witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! Our server has exclusive access to the secret underground city of the Villagers, where you can trade emeralds for enchanted items and gossip about the latest drama in the Nether realm.

So why settle for a boring timeline where the steam Deck 2 is just a cheap Android toy when you can join our server and experience a world of endless possibilities and outrageous adventures!

my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP

Aint, angles, blockquotepmy, Geometry, Math, Minecraft, my shit ain’t parallel, no way bro, non-parallel, not parallel, Parallel, parallel computing, parallel dimensions, parallel lines, parallel lines never intersect, parallel lines never meet, parallel parking, parallel processing, parallel structure, parallel universe, parallel universe theory, parallel worlds, parallelism, Perpendicular, Shit, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	26
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Enchantments Applied:	122
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	182

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

GoneCountryNoTellAITA

cardiothoracic surgeons, Communication, confession, druggie parents, English as a second language, expensive trip, family situation, favorite cafe, financial assistance, friendship, GoneCountryNoTellAITA, grandmas.house, hanging out, inconsiderate behavior, MONEY, moving on, Singapore trip, tutoring, unrequited love, upset friend, vacation

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ores Mined:	8817	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of real-life drama and heartbreak? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be confessing your love to is your diamond sword! Leave behind the woes of unrequited love and join us for some pixelated fun!

Join us on our server and escape to a virtual Singapore, where you can explore our amazing zoo, ride roller coasters at our very own Minecraft Universal Studios, and shop till you drop (in-game currency, of course). And the best part? Our server is only a two-hour flight away…in your imagination!

Don’t worry about the cost of joining our server, because our admins are cardiothoracic surgeons in real life (totally legit, we swear). They’ll cover all your expenses, and if you feel guilty, you can always tutor their son in English as a second language. It’s a win-win!

So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be inconsiderate to is that creeper sneaking up behind you. Join our server now and let the adventures begin!