38 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockLife: 76 & Counting

38, 50, 76, aging, average lifespan, BlockLife, Counting, data analysis, demographics, health, human development, life expectancy, life span., Longevity, longevity studies, middle age, mortality, Population, research, statistics, trends, Years

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	106	Dimension Hops:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Star Shards Collected:	73
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the average lifespan is 76 years but middle age is actually 38 like whaaat? join us and you’ll be transported to a magical world where pigs can fly and creepers wear sunglasses. we’ve got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cookies and milk. oh, and did we mention that the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? come join us and live out your wildest minecraft dreams, just watch out for the zombie unicorns, they’re real sneaky. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

A T L U S – Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Chronicles

Atlus, Beloved, blocky, Chronicles, controversy, developer, fanbase, Gaming, Gaming Community, hate, japanese games, Japanese RPGs., Jrpg, JRPG developer, long tail tags: ATLUS controversy, Minecraft, niche market, Persona series, Persona series fans, RPG, Shin Megami Tensei, Shin Megami Tensei community, smp, video games

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Votes:	1939	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We may not have any good JRPG developers left, but we sure know how to have a good time in this server.

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have a strange obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats. Don’t ask why, just go with it.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” where players compete to see who can amass the largest army of chickens to take over the server. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Get your dance moves ready because things get wild down there.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that is as bizarre and entertaining as this one. Plus, we have cookies. And llamas. And chickens. What more could you ask for?

NeighborTrapCraft

Cruel, Damage, dead grass, driveway, ENTITLEMENT, flower bed, Glitter, Irritation, Justified, lawn, low, Mess, neighbor, NeighborTrapCraft, paint stripper, public property, tires, trap, Turning, uncalled for

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of revenge in the most glittery and outrageous way possible!

Are you tired of neighbors using your driveway without permission and destroying your lawn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can take matters into your own hands just like our player did in this wild story!

Join us and unleash your inner prankster by setting up glittery traps for pesky neighbors who refuse to listen. Who needs boring old driveway disputes when you can have a glittery showdown instead?

So come on over and let’s turn Minecraft into a glitter-filled battlefield of epic proportions! Just remember, revenge is best served sparkly.

AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP

amusing animal anecdotes, amusing animal behavior, amusing animal encounters, amusing animal interactions, amusing animal stories, amusing encounter, amusing moments, animal, AnimalAntics, Comical, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, Humorous, Laughter, memorable, Minecraft, Pets, smp, unexpected, wildlife

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mines Excavated:	2951	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Have you ever been chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you accidentally punched a llama and now it won’t stop spitting at you? Well, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience all the hilariously chaotic animal encounters you never knew you needed! From riding pigs into battle to taming a parrot that won’t stop singing Justin Bieber songs, our server is full of wacky animal antics that will keep you laughing for hours. So come join us and see what kind of ridiculous animal encounters you can get yourself into!

CraftyCritterz – Live as a llama, pig, or panda, oh my!

10. Animal senses, 11. Animal camouflage, 12. Animal survival, 13. animal perspective, 14. Animal habitat, 15. Animal diversity, 16. Animal intelligence, 17. Animal curiosity, 18. Animal companionship, 19. Animal protection, 2. Animal instincts, 20. Animal welfare., 3. animal kingdom, 4. Personal preferences, 5. Animal behavior, 6. Animal characteristics, 7. Animal adaptation, 8. Wildlife experience, 9. Animal communication, animal transformation, CraftyCritterz, Live, Llama, Panda, Pig

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams as any animal you choose! Want to be a majestic unicorn frolicking through the fields? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. Or maybe you just want to be a cute little bunny hopping around causing mischief? We’ve got you covered. Join our server and experience the ultimate animal adventure like never before! Who knows, you might even discover your true spirit animal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global affairs, government officials, harris, international relations, mediation, negotiations, Participation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine, summit, truce talks, Ukraine, War, world leaders

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	6258
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can meet putin and harris for truce talks??? well, u found the right place, my dude! our server is so lit that even world leaders wanna hop on and settle their differences in a blocky world.

imagine building a peace treaty out of diamonds and emeralds, while creepers and skeletons try to ruin the negotiations. it’s like a real-life political drama, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited possibilities.

join now and be part of the most epic truce talks in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next peacemaker of the virtual world. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now! #peaceout #minecrafttruce2021 🕊️🎮

Cyano Plant Co. – Indoor Carbon Fun

Artificial Plants, biotechnology, carbon, carbon capture, carbon sequestration, clean technology, climate change mitigation, Cyano, Cyanobacterial, eco-friendly, Enhanced, environmental innovation., Fun, green technology, indoor, indoor air quality, indoor gardening, microorganisms, Plant, renewable energy, Sustainable Design, sustainable technology, Synthetic Biology, Utilization

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Runes Activated:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for some wacky fun with Cyanobacterial Artificial Plants for Enhanced Indoor Carbon Capture and Utilization!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a field of glowing, neon plants that suck up carbon like nobody’s business. But wait, there’s more! These plants are actually alive and they talk to you in a British accent.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can ride on giant snails and have tea parties with unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Trump’s Demon Kike Minecraft Server

bizarre situation, buried, Conspiracy, construction site, controversy, Demon, disturbing revelation, grave, groveling, Kike, media frenzy, Minecraft, Mystery, political scandal, public outrage, Server, shocking discovery, speculation, trump, Trumps, unanswered questions, unfinished building, yid

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4557
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Farms Harvested:	544
Void Armor Forged:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Trump groveling at a demon kike’s grave in an unfinished building? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have buried a yid in a construction site just for fun! Join us for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other insane surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Mexicans will soon or later merge with whites Minecraft SMP

assimilation, assimilation process, cultural blending, Diversity, ethnicity, French, future outlook, generations, immigration, integration, ITALIANS, MERGE, Merging, Mexicans, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Polish, racial dynamics, racial integration, Scandinavian, smp, societal change, Whites

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Animals Bred:	91
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of looking like a basic Minecraft player? Join our SMP and in just 2 or 3 generations, you’ll be rocking a French or Scandinavian skin! Our server has magical transformation powers that will have you blending in with the coolest Minecraft mobs in no time. Say goodbye to boring old skins and hello to a whole new you on our wacky SMP!

ThriftedPillowSwapLOL

Argument, Brat, Couch, expensive, floor pillow, Friend, Group Chat, host, insult, knitted carrot, Lorena Canals, Party, Replacement, Spill, spilled wine, thrift store, thrifted, ThriftedPillowSwapLOL, throw pillow, URBAN OUTFITTERS, Washing

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9549
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a spilled glass of wine on a $70 carrot pillow!

Join us for epic parties, where the only thing more expensive than the drinks are the throw pillows. Who needs gas money when you can spend it on luxurious home decor?

Experience the thrill of thrift shopping for Halloween costumes, and maybe even find a pillow that will start a war in the group chat. Who knew soft furnishings could cause so much chaos?

Join now and witness “The Pillow Crisis of 2024” unfold in real-time, as friendships are tested over a tiny carrot pillow. Will you be the hero who saves the day with a thrifted find, or the villain who refuses to buy the expensive replacement?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate pillow drama!

HangoverMunchies Minecraft SMP

Avocado, bacon, bagels, best, Breakfast, brunch, coffee, comfort food, eggs, Food, greasy, hangover, HangoverMunchies, hash browns, hydration, indulgence, Minecraft, PANCAKES, Recovery, smoothie, smp, toast, waffles

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5435
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Votes:	6321
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Void Gems Collected:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Astral Projections Made:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never ends! We have a secret hangover food dispenser that magically appears in your inventory whenever you’ve had a little too much fun the night before. No more searching for greasy pizza or cold fries, just log on and let the food come to you! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!