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FashionistaFundsFiasco

#budgets, #Drop out, accessories, AITAH, apps, bills, clothes, credit card, dresses, FashionistaFundsFiasco, fun money, house poor, iPhone, not paying, online college degree program, purses, sacrifice, SAVING, second hand items., stay at home mom, tight finances, Tools, uber driver, wife’s tuition

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	537
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your financial decisions? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage players to sacrifice their brand new iPhones and designer purses to pay for in-game tuition fees!

Forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be budgeting and saving up for that virtual education you never knew you needed. Who needs a fancy house in Minecraft when you can have a degree in underwater basket weaving instead?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to balance your virtual bank account while your virtual wife drives Uber to pay for her online classes. It’s a wild ride full of financial responsibility and questionable spending habits – just like real life, but in blocky pixel form!

DIY Minecraft Mayhem

achievement, defiance, determination, diy, empowerment, f*** it, Greatest, History, I’ll do it myself, INDEPENDENCE, Individualism, initiative, innovation, inspiration, leadership, MAYHEM, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, Rebellion, self reliance, success, trailblazer

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Animals Bred:	84
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Ores Mined:	3429
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of waiting for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground lair where the admins plot their next crazy event. Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the greatest “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history? See you in-game, adventurer!

KurskCraft: Russian Secrets Unleashed

advance planning, classified documents, Cold War tensions, government secrets, historical revelations, intelligence reports, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military history, military intelligence, naval operations, political intrigue, russia, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, secret documents, Secrets, security breach, seized papers, strategic planning, submarine disaster, submarine warfare, Unleashed

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	New Chunks Explored:	842943
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

so, like, u know how russia is all secretive and stuff? well, turns out they totally knew about the kursk thing before it even happened! like, they had papers and everything, man.

anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, u should totally join our minecraft server. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena.

plus, our admin once tamed a wild ender dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. it was epic, dude.

so come join us and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

GeneCraft: Fussy Eater’s Paradise

adolescence, childhood eating habits, early adolescence, Eaters, eating habits, Food fussiness, fussy, fussy eating, GeneCraft, Genes, Genetic differences, genetic influence, genetic predisposition, genetics, Hereditary, influence, nature vs nurture, Paradise, picky eater, Population, stable trait, Toddler, toddlerhood, variation

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8165
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat blocks for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our genes make us the ultimate fussy eaters, but in a good way! we only eat the rarest, most exclusive blocks in the game because our genetic differences make us crave them like crazy.

at 16 months old, we were already chowing down on blocks like there was no tomorrow. by the time we hit three, we were unstoppable – 74% of our diet was made up of the most delicious blocks you could imagine. and by 13, we were basically block-eating machines, devouring everything in sight.

so if you want to join a server where fussy eating is not only accepted but encouraged, come join us! we promise you won’t find a more genetically diverse group of block eaters anywhere else. come hungry, leave satisfied – that’s our motto!

Passport Bro’s Minecraft Server

$109, 150, Accuracy, Analysis, autists, Bro, bros, calculation, cost, estimation, Expenses, fat hog gf, Financial, Math, Minecraft, Numbers, nut, passport, reddit, relationship, Server, States, undershot

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Towns Built:	10
Crops Grown:	8482	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on a fat hog girlfriend in the states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers the perfect solution! Join us and save up to $150 per nut by building your dream hog gf out of blocks instead! Our server is filled with epic builds and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just lose a nut yourself! So come on down and join the fun – your wallet (and your nuts) will thank you!

Pi Cycle Top Indicator Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, btc, cryptocurrency, Cycle, digital assets, Financial Planning, INDICATOR, Investment, investment decision, market analysis, market forecasting, market indicator, market timing, market trends, Minecraft, Pi Cycle Top Indicator, profit-taking, risk management, sell BTC, sell signal, smp, Technical Analysis, Top, Trading, trading strategy

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7050
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Farms Harvested:	350	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and secret underground dance clubs with villagers who can break it down like nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a mythical diamond sword that shoots fireballs. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself trading all your BTC for virtual diamonds in no time!

RentalCraft Minecraft Server

Bank, BETRAYAL, car lease, city center, Communication, Deception, Divorce, finances, Friends, lying.., Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, ownership, real estate, relationship, rental apartment, RentalCraft, roommate, Server, Trust, University, Valuation

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, far away from exes and crazy ex-girlfriends.

Need a break from dealing with rental agreements and divorce drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a 2-bedroom apartment in the city center when you can have a virtual mansion made of diamonds and emeralds?

Forget about paying for valuations and splitting assets, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe and slaying dragons. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy – unless you count the epic battles between players for control of the virtual realm.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be splitting is the loot from a raid on a zombie dungeon. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and endless possibilities? See you in the game!

TripDropOutNoInviteLOL

BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotional reactions, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, financial reasons, friendship, greece, group dynamics, invite, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, Planning, relationships, social dynamics, spain, trip, TripDropOutNoInviteLOL, vacation

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Zombie Dances:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	New Chunks Explored:	724756
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this story about a trip to Greece gone wrong.

Picture this: you and your Minecraft buddies are planning a trip to a virtual Greece, but suddenly everything goes haywire. Friends dropping out left and right, exes getting involved, and a last-minute switch to Spain. It’s like a soap opera, but in block form!

Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and witness friendships falling apart over virtual vacations? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual love interest in Madrid like Tammy. Just watch out for any exes lurking around, things could get messy.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

Infinite Void SMP: Where falling into the void is just a way to spice things up!

Adventure, application, BUILD, Content Creator, Custom, Discord, Falling, form, Friends, Infinite, Join, make, Modded, new, Play, Players, question.., requirement, Server, smp, Spice, Void

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2410
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Potions Brewed:	174	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Infinite Void SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Infinite Void SMP
Description	Custom modded SMP for players to adventure, build, and make friends. Content creator server.
Requirements	18+, Must join Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Yes, players must be 18 years or older.
Do I need to join the Discord server?	Yes, it is a requirement to join the Discord server.
Is content creation mandatory on the server?	No, it is not mandatory to create content on the server.
Where can I find the application form for the server?	Click here for the application form

BlockyAnime Minecraft Server

adaptation, adaptation success, animation, Anime, art style, better, BlockyAnime, Characters, comparison, creative differences, Entertainment, episodes, fan favorite, japanese, Manga, Minecraft, Plot, Popular, series, Server, source material, storytelling, Visuals

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	263
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime reigns supreme and manga is just a distant memory! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds inspired by your favorite anime series.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately transported into the world of Naruto. They battled alongside Naruto and Sasuke, mastering jutsus and taking down evil villains with their trusty diamond sword. And guess what? They even got to pet Kurama the Nine-Tails! Who needs manga when you can live out your anime fantasies in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret realm where players can enter the world of Attack on Titan. Imagine swinging through the air with your 3D Maneuver Gear, taking down Titans left and right. And don’t worry, we’ve made sure the Titans are extra creepy and extra giant for your gaming pleasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience anime like never before. Who needs manga when you have Minecraft? Let’s make some pixelated magic together!