| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 4289 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
ConquestLand.net
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 1477 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla SMP |
|---|---|
| Map Reset | Never |
| Allowed Platforms | Java and Bedrock |
| Rules | No stealing, griefing, hacking |
Yes, you can apply by joining our Discord server.
Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and friendly community.
The gameplay is 100% survival mode, similar to the Hermitcraft SMP. We encourage creativity and collaboration among players.
Yes, crossplay is enabled on the server, allowing players from both platforms to join.
No, the map will never reset, ensuring that your creations are safe and can be enjoyed for a long time.
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 3726 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing or a skeleton doing the robot.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of cotton candy. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a majestic unicorn?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 6897 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4917 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Imagine riding into battle on the back of a giant blue ox like Paul Bunyan, or outsmarting your enemies with your sharpshooting skills like Annie Oakley. You can even don a mask and become the mysterious Lone Ranger, fighting for justice in the untamed wilderness of our server.
But beware, for danger lurks around every corner. From ferocious beasts to rival outlaws, you’ll need all your wits and skills to survive in this unforgiving world. So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 7526 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1840 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Join us and escape the chaos of real life, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, on our server, you won’t be pressured to apologize for things you didn’t even do – unless you grief someone’s house, then maybe apologize.
So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory without the stress of dealing with overbearing relatives. And remember, on our server, the only panic attacks you’ll have are from creepers sneaking up on you!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 5486 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have cake slices from a nearby bakery that won’t make you choke (unless you’re like OP’s mom, who blames everything on her daughter’s boyfriend). And don’t worry, our desserts won’t break your teeth like toffee allegedly did to OP’s mom.
But that’s not all! We also offer sushi dinners that won’t give you a “bad feeling” about the server. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive expensive chocolates for your birthday without fearing for your life (unlike OP’s mom).
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than OP’s mom’s superstitions about her daughter’s boyfriend. And remember, if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got plenty of it – just like OP’s mom inviting her daughter’s boyfriend for dinner and then starting drama when he doesn’t show up. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 5795 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9877 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 6029 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
| Ores Mined: | 7469 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about bumping into that creepy guy who follows you around the store or that lady who tries to sell you essential oils in the parking lot. Instead, you’ll meet players who will build you a virtual Walmart where everything is free and the only thing you have to worry about is not getting lost in the aisles of pixelated products.
So come on, join our server and say goodbye to real-life Walmart encounters and hello to a world where the only weirdos are the ones who build giant statues of themselves out of blocks!
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 8293 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 593 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
oh, and did i mention we have a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake? yeah, u heard me right. CAKE.
plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so, come on over and join da fun, cuz dis server is lit AF.
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 7154 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Join us for a killer time as we explore the twisted minds of these notorious criminals. Build your own creepy lair and hide from the authorities just like they did. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some dark secrets hidden within the server.
But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can reenact famous murder scenes or try to escape from a haunted mansion. And don’t worry, we have plenty of security measures in place to make sure things don’t get too real.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a blood-curdling adventure unlike any other. Just remember, watch your back and never trust anyone with a rare surname!
