36. Mocking noobs Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCashCow

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9432
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because we have a secret underground diamond mine where you can mine all the diamonds your heart desires! And not just any diamonds, but enchanted diamonds that give you superpowers in the game. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. So come join us and experience the most epic and expensive Minecraft adventure of your life!

BurkinaFaso600 – Double the Fun!

600 dead, Africa, African nations, Burkina Faso, BurkinaFaso600, Conflict, Crisis, death toll, double, extremism, French security assessment, Fun, global security, humanitarian crisis, international news, massacre, massacre victims, military intervention, political instability, security threat, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only thing getting massacred is creepers and zombies! we have so many players that the death toll is higher than in Burkina Faso! French security assessment says we have double the fun and double the chaos! join now and be part of the madness! our server is so lit, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and pickaxes! so grab your sword and get ready to slay some pixels!

Obscuros Pixelmon: The Server Where Griefing is Guarded Against!

1.16.5, competitive, CONTENT, Cozy, Custom, experiences, Features, Fun, Griefdefender, Griefing, Guarded, home, Ip:, Modded, Obscuros, Pixelmon, playobscuros, Region, Resets, Server, species, Unique, Updates

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	mc.playobscuros.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has Obscuros been running?	Obscuros has been running since 2014.
Are there frequent updates on the server?	Yes, we provide frequent updates and new features to keep things fresh.
Is there a competitive scene on the server?	Yes, we also offer a competitive scene for players to participate in.
Are there any resets on the server?	No, we aim to be a cozy home with no resets for players to always come back to.
What can players expect to see in the Obscuros Region?	Players can expect a variety of species, locations, and activities in the Obscuros Region.

Nue’s Exorcist Minecraft Server

creativity, Development, entertainment industry, exorcist, Higashide Yuuichiro, in-demand creatives, Japan, katarina, Kinoko Nasu, Minecraft, Nue’s Exorcist, Nues, online attention, physical volumes, praise, readership, Ryohgo Narita, Server, Summer Release, Takahiro, Tappei Nagatsuki, wsj, Yukinobu Tatsu

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
New Chunks Explored:	463851	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is endorsed by some of Japan’s top creatives like Katarina, Tappei Nagatsuki, and Ryohgo Narita! They can’t get enough of our insane developments and crazy storylines.

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build your own empire, battle epic monsters, and explore mysterious lands created by the genius minds behind Nue. Who knows where our server will take you next? Maybe you’ll even discover hidden treasures or unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Good News Minecraft SMP Peaceful Protests Kyoto

activism, civil disobedience, Community action, Empowering protest, global solidarity, Good, good news, grassroots movement, Hopeful activism, Inspirational news, Japan, kyoto, Minecraft, News, nonviolent resistance, Peaceful, Peaceful demonstration, Peaceful Protests, Positive activism, positive impact, positive news, PROTESTS, smp, social change, social justice, Supportive Community

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the good news? There are peaceful protests happening in Kyoto on our server! Join us and fight for your right to build giant pixel art statues of llamas without fear of griefers ruining your masterpiece.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that if you collect enough diamond eggs, you can summon a secret boss called the Ender Llama to challenge in epic battle!

Join us on this wild adventure filled with quirky characters, absurd quests, and of course, plenty of llama-themed shenanigans. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP today and let the llama madness begin!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cousin relationships, CousinClash, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, family gatherings, family love, Family Support, family unity, generational differences, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Miscommunication., SELF AWARENESS, Server, sibling bonds, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, teasing

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8885
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Magic Items Found:	5082	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to handle your feelings with the care and attention of a helicopter parent! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, misunderstandings, and passive-aggressive messages from your Aunt Clair!

Are you tired of playing on boring servers where no one cares about your emotional well-being? Well, look no further! Here, we take communication to a whole new level, where even the slightest joke can lead to a full-blown family intervention.

Join us and experience the thrill of being accused of doing something you didn’t do, only to have it brushed off as a harmless joke. And don’t worry, if you’re feeling overwhelmed or annoyed, just let us know and we’ll handle it for you!

So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the friendships are as fragile as a block of sand. Who needs enemies when you have family members like Dave? Join now and let the chaos begin!

StepdaughterGoneWildMC

adult children, behavioral problems, consequences of actions, dealing with drug use, dealing with lies, difficult decisions, family dynamics, living with mental illness, mental illness, parental challenges, parenting struggles, protecting siblings, seeking help for children, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, StepdaughterGoneWildMC, stepfamily issues, teenage rebellion, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough parenting

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your stepdaughter’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy adventures and drama that will make you question your sanity.

We promise a stable environment (unlike dealing with her tantrums), where you can build and create to your heart’s content. No stealing or lying allowed, unless it’s in the game of course!

With our insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, we won’t kick you out for misbehaving (unless you start smoking drugs in our virtual world, then all bets are off).

So come join us and let’s make some memories that will make even your stepdaughter’s antics seem tame in comparison. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike letting her stay in your house for too long).

DislikeSMP – InstantlyUnliked

arrogance, bad vibes, closed-mindedness, dishonesty, DislikeSMP, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, first impressions, insensitivity, instant dislike, InstantlyUnliked, judgmental behavior, lack of authenticity, lack of empathy, lack of integrity, lack of manners, negative traits, poor communication skills, rude attitude, Selfishness, unfriendly behavior, untrustworthy

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you want to join a server where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of chickens is considered high art. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t even get me started on the time someone pranked the entire server by replacing all the water with lava – chaos ensued, but it was hilarious!

If you’re looking for a server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and making ridiculous memories, then come join us! Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking pig or stumble upon a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the shenanigans begin!

LuckyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Blessed, chance encounter, Fortuitous, Fortunate, fortunate circumstances, fortunate event, fortunate turn of events, Luckiest, lucky break, lucky coincidence, lucky moment, lucky streak., luckycraft, Minecraft, serendipity, stroke of luck, Ultimate

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Have you ever found a diamond block within the first five minutes of starting a new Minecraft world? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for the chance to experience the most absurdly lucky moments you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft.

Our server is so lucky, we once had a player accidentally stumble upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples, stacks of diamonds, and a pet dragon named Steve. True story, folks. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the luck of a thousand leprechauns. You’ll find rare loot at every turn, mobs will drop diamonds like it’s nobody’s business, and you’ll never have to worry about falling into a pit of lava again (unless you’re into that sort of thing).

So come on down to our server and test your luck. Who knows, you might just become the luckiest player in all of Minecraft history. Or at the very least, you’ll have a good laugh at the ridiculousness that ensues.

AmmoDepotDisruptor Minecraft Server

AmmoDepotDisruptor, ammunition depots, arms stockpiles, conflict escalation, defense capabilities, defense industry, defense strategy, domestic weapons, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, logistics disruption, military conflict, military defense, Military operations, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, russia, security threats, Server, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5720
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

So, like, imagine this: you’re playing on this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are like, “Ukraine hits ammunition depots with domestic weapons in an attempt to disrupt Russia’s logistics” and you’re just like, “What the actual heck is going on here?!” But then you realize that this server is lit AF because you can use domestic weapons to blow up stuff and cause chaos like never before. Join now for a wild ride and see if you can outsmart the other players in this insane battle for control!