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PeePeePalsCraft

35 years, AITAH, cleaning up, Damn Piss, emasculating, Heart, new mom, Off the Floor, parents divorced, PeePeePalsCraft, respectful, single father, Sit to Pee, Sitting to Pee, Two Boys, weird, Wiping Up

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4213
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sitting to pee is not only accepted, but encouraged! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and decided to stand up to pee. Little did they know, the Minecraft gods were not pleased with this disrespect. Suddenly, their character’s legs turned to jelly and they were forced to sit down every time they needed to relieve themselves in the game. And so, they learned the valuable lesson that sitting to pee is the only way to go on our server.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll also get the chance to battle a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the wacky world of sitting to pee in Minecraft!

HaitiGangBoss35LockedUp

35 years, caribbean, criminal activity, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal justice, criminal justice system, criminal organization, criminal sentencing, ex-gang leader, gang violence, Haiti, HaitiGangBoss35LockedUp, incarceration, judicial system, justice system, law enforcement, legal proceedings, Prison, Sentence, US court

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Love Letters Sent:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

so like this server is so lit, it’s like being in a prison but without the bars, ya know? we got this ex-gang leader from haiti running the show, he’s like the kingpin of the server. if you join, you gotta survive his crazy challenges and quests to prove you’re worthy of being in his gang. but watch out, he’s got a temper and will smite you if you step outta line. it’s like hardcore mode but with a twist, man. come join the madness and see if you got what it takes to survive in this wild world.

Crafty Fixer Uppers

acceptance, CHANGE, Crafty, Fixed, Fixer, growth, healing, Hope, inner peace, mindfulness, moving forward, optimism, perseverance, positivity, progress, Recovery, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self-care, transformation, Uppers

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Votes:	5668
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens as they soar through the skies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in our enchanted forest disco!

But be warned, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to host tea parties and bake delicious cakes for all who dare to face her in battle.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything is possible!

Creepers & Endermen: Minecraft Mischief

Aesthetics, Boss Battles, Challenging, character design, Combat, creativity, Creatures, CREEPERS, endermen, enemy designs, Engaging, FANTASY, favorite enemies, gameplay, Gaming, Horror, Immersive, Minecraft, Mischief, Monsters, Sci Fi, strategy, Unique, video games

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Are you tired of boring enemy designs in Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server has the most outrageous and hilarious enemy designs you’ll ever see!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of derpy llamas wearing sunglasses start chasing you around, trying to steal your precious loot! Or how about encountering a giant chicken with laser eyes that shoots fireballs at you while clucking menacingly?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to zombie villagers dressed as disco dancers and skeletons riding on top of flying pigs. And let’s not forget about the creeper that explodes into a rainbow of confetti when defeated!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

“Trump’s Silent on Indian Invasions” – A Minecraft Server

controversy, criticism, cultural clash, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Global Issues, Government, immigration, India, Indian, Indian invasion, international relations, invasions, Minecraft, Politics, president, rhetoric, Server, Silence, SILENT, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, Trumps, united states, West

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world and dive into a world where anything is possible!

Join us and explore a land where aliens ride on unicorns and Donald Trump is actually a secret agent fighting off an Indian invasion of the West with his trusty diamond sword!

Build your own fortress and defend it against hordes of zombie llamas or team up with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon who is secretly plotting to steal all the diamonds in the world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

QueenCraft: Where Females Rule and Blocks Drool

#youtube, blocks, daily basis, Drool, empowerment, female empowerment, female worship, Females, healing, inspiration, meditation, mental health, motivation, Music, positive affirmations, QueenCraft, Relaxation, rule, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self-care, spirituality, Thread, Video

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	168	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	208

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join now for a wild ride filled with creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, and skeletons singing karaoke!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Disco Dungeon where the Ender Dragon throws the sickest parties in town!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even find yourself jamming out to the latest Minecraft parody songs like it’s your new favorite playlist!

AnimeCraft: Where Creeper Meets Kawaii!

animation, Anime, AnimeCraft, Characters, comparison, Competition, creativity, creeper, Entertainment, Expectations, Fans, Industry, Kawaii, mao mao, meets, Popularity, question.., series, Show, Storyline, television, Top, trend, year

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Buildings Constructed:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Mao Mao’s show? Look no further, because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out rainbows! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, looking for new players to challenge to a dance-off.

So why hasn’t there been an anime this year that has topped Mao Mao’s show? Because all the animators are too busy playing on our server and getting distracted by all the epic quests and secret treasure chests!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Blocky Boobies Server

Alluring, attractive, blocky, boobies, bosom, breast, Bust, cleavage, desire, Erotic, FANTASY, Lust, mammaries, Nipple, Provocative, Rate her tit, seduction, Sensual, Server, Sexy, temptation, Would you suck it

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	New Chunks Explored:	117978
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Mines Excavated:	1180	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server where the only rule is: “Would you suck it?” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons!

– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”

MineCrafty Wagie Escape: No More 9-5 Grind!

burnout prevention, career development, coping strategies, employee wellness, Escape, grind, job satisfaction, job stress, less than 24hrs, mental health, minecrafty, next wagie session, productivity, self-care, Stress Management, time constraints, Time management, wagie, work challenges, work culture, work ethic, work-life balance, work-life harmony, work-life integration

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Votes:	1086	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

🤣 Yo, listen up! Are you tired of the daily grind in your country? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual paradise!

Imagine this: less than 24 hours until the next wagie session, but instead of stressing out, you can log onto our server and build a fortress to protect yourself from the evil mobs. And get this, our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up your creations!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade diamonds for pizza, ride on flying pigs, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Plus, our community is so friendly that you’ll never feel lonely again.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the daily grind and join our Minecraft server today! Trust me, your country’s wagie sessions will seem like a distant memory once you enter our virtual world. 🎮💥🍕

Space Babes and Blocks

Babes, blocks, character design, Diversity, empowerment, Female Characters, Female Protagonists, futuristic, game development, games, Gaming Community, Girl Power, inclusion, need more, representation, Sci Fi, seriously, Space, space babes, space exploration, Strong Women, video games

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Welcome to our intergalactic Minecraft server where we are on a mission to recruit more space babes to join our crew! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of our players stumbled upon a rare diamond-encrusted asteroid that led them to a secret alien disco party where they danced the night away with extraterrestrial beings. And that’s just a taste of the adventures that await you on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a unicorn sanctuary where you can ride magical unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and guarded by a fierce dragon who loves to play hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community of space babes and adventurers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AlienCraft: Where Endermen Leak Gossip!

alg, ALIEN LEAKS GENERAL, AlienCraft, aliens, blue beans, blue skinned, drier than OPs moms pussy, endermen, gossip, Government, Grusch, Grusch 2.0, gutter, JASON SANDS, last 5 months, LEAK.., movement, NEW whistleblower, Pray, SCIF, Treaties, UAP bills, UAPTF, WE ARE SO BACK BROSQRD

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4582
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

WE ARE SO BACK BROSQRD:

Last 5 months have been drier than OPs moms pussy

Grusch is essentially kill and hasn’t dropped anything despite saying he would

Movement in the gutter, UAP bills gutted

Blue beans in full effect

Suddenly there he was

NEW whistleblower JASON SANDS

Worked under UAPTF, still actively working in the government. Won’t talk about certain stuff besides SCIF

Says aliens are blue skinned, treaties have been made I really hope Grusch 2.0 does better cause holy fuck. Please pray we have something bros

Reasons to join our Minecraft server: – Explore a world drier than OPs moms pussy – Witness the mystery of Grusch and his lack of drops – Get involved in the gutter movement and see UAP bills gutted – Experience the full effect of blue beans – Meet the strange whistleblower JASON SANDS and uncover government secrets – Discover blue-skinned aliens and intergalactic treaties

Come join us for a wild and unpredictable adventure!

Blocky Boats & Battles – Azur Lane Adventure!

A Cookie for Mew, account binding, Adventure, alg, asmr, Augment Guide, Augment Module, Azur, Azur Lane General, Battles, blocky, Blueprints, boats, Casual, Chapayev, cheerleader, CN Tierlist, comet, Cruise Mission, date, Discord, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, formidable μ, Guild Spreadsheet, heart-linking harmony, Inazuma maid skin, kongou μ, Lane, le temeraire μ, Lore, Maid, Noshiro μ, ongoing event, PR Research Data, prinz eugen μ, pvp guide, Resources, Rodney META, San Jacinto, schoolgirl, Secrets for Unzen, Sharing Sweet Slumbers, shinano-chan, Ship Tier List, skins, Spider Lily’s Redolence, sports, Story summary, Surfing, swimsuit, Ting An, Upcoming Event, Vampire META, Wiki

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Welcome to our lolzy Minecraft server where the only currency is cookies for Mew! Join now and embark on a vampire META cruise mission with Inazuma maid skins. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the Rodney META and indulge in the Spider Lily’s Redolence event. Plus, we have Chapayev ASMR for your listening pleasure!

Upcoming events include Sharing Sweet Slumbers with Shinano-chan and secrets for Unzen, Ting An, and San Jacinto. And don’t miss out on the Heart-Linking Harmony event featuring Formidable μ, Prinz Eugen μ, Noshiro μ, Kongou μ, Le Temeraire μ, and Boise μ with some outrageous skins!

Don’t forget to bind your account to avoid losing it when the game updates. And remember, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord, so don’t even ask!

Check out our FAQ before bombarding us with questions. And for all your resource needs, we’ve got you covered with ship tier lists, equipment guides, fleet builders, PvP guides, and more!

Join our lolzy Minecraft server now for a wild ride filled with cookies for Mew, vampire cruises, and Chapayev ASMR madness! Don’t miss out on the fun!