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FrozenCraft: EuroLoanWars

35 billion euro, Approves, crisis management., diplomatic relations, economic support, EU, EuroLoanWars, european union, financial aid, financial assistance, Financial Stability, foreign policy, frozen, FrozenCraft, geopolitical tensions, international affairs, international relations, loan, political decision, RUSSIAN ASSETS, sanctions, Ukraine

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Magic Items Found:	3620	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have EU approving 35-billion-euro loans for Ukraine using frozen Russian assets as our main storyline! Build your own frozen Russian asset castle and fight off the evil EU bureaucrats trying to steal your money! Will you be the hero Ukraine needs or will you join forces with the Russians and take over the world? Join now for a wild ride of politics, frozen assets, and epic Minecraft battles!

Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness #5197

4koma, Bagel, Banners, blocky, blue archive, bonanza, Commissions, Defense, Events, General Student Council, Grand Assault, guides, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Side Content, Special Armor, Torment

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	445
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Emeralds Found:	4905
Dragons Tamed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity! Join now for a chance to build the craziest structures, craft the most epic weapons, and survive the most insane challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. They battled fierce monsters, solved tricky puzzles, and emerged victorious with their pockets full of diamonds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Dragon, a creature so powerful that only the bravest players dare to face it. Will you be the one to slay the dragon and claim its loot as your own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders await you in this blocky world of endless possibilities!

Minecraft Blaze Brigade

420, Blaze, Brigade, Happy, happy 420, Minecraft, Moids

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Void Gems Collected:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to our 420-friendly Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always chill. Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is lit and the only limit is your imagination.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden stash of diamonds so big, they had to call in a team of stoner dwarves to help mine it all. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary stoner dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted blaze rods that will give you the power to summon a herd of high cows to do your bidding.

So come on down to our 420 paradise and join the party. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

Japantoon LOLcraft: Where Funny meets Blocks!

amusing, animated, blocks, cartoon, chuckles, comedy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, hilarious, humor, japanese, Japantoon, laughable, LolCraft, meets, Parody, satire, series, Show, television

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the wackiest japantoon adventures! Join us if you want to embark on a journey filled with LOLs and ROFLs at every turn.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking pig who challenged them to a dance-off. The pig busted out some sick moves and the player had to keep up or be banished to the land of boring servers. Needless to say, the player danced their way to victory and became the Dancing King of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can party with creeper DJs and skeleton dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-studded disco balls.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride through the zaniest japantoon world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Caucasians: The Minecraft Server of Freedom

abolition, activism, Caucasians, CHANGE, civil rights, Crafty, Diversity, empowerment, equality, freedom, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, Impact, Justice, leadership, Legacy, Liberation, Minecraft, progress, racial justice, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Slavery, social justice, white males

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1827
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where white males ended slavery just so you could join us and have a blast! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind other players with jealousy. – Creepers are actually friendly here and give you hugs instead of exploding. – Our ender dragon is a professional magician and will wow you with his disappearing act. – The villagers have a secret dance party every night and you’re invited to join in. – The nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava slides and magma hot tubs.

So come on and join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where even the most ridiculous things can happen!

Crafty Commies: Where Russophobia is just another block to build with!

BIAS, BLOCK, BUILD, Commies, Crafty, culture, discrimination, Diversity, fear, History, ignorance, international relations, Misinformation, narrative, people, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, russia, Russophobia, short-sighted, small-minded, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	47	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magic Items Found:	2912

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things Russian and laugh in the face of Russophobia!

Join us if you want to build a Matryoshka doll empire or ride a bear into battle against creepers. Our server is like a borscht buffet for your gaming soul.

Forget about the haters who think Russia is just vodka and fur hats. We know the real Russia – the one where Putin rides a unicorn and the babushkas have secret ninja skills.

So come on, join our server and let’s show those Russophobes what real fun looks like!

Kenji vs Sayu: The Epic Minecraft Battle

battle, BETRAYAL, Conflict, Confrontation, DECLARATION, Drama, emotions, Epic, indie, INTENSE, kenji, Minecraft, plot twist, relationships, Revenge, Rivalry, Sayu, Secrets, showdown, spicier, Tension, unexpected, War

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Votes:	8651	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a server that will make your indie drama dreams come true! Our server is so spicy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us for epic battles between rival factions, where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.” Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life soap opera (minus the evil twins and long-lost siblings, of course).

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about turning all the mobs into dancing zombies? We got you covered. Our server is so wild, you’ll never want to log off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience indie drama like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

9PM on a Wednesday Minecraft Madness

9pm, Ban, carrying teammates, Competitive Gaming, ELO ranking, Frustration, gaming culture, gaming etiquette, high ELO players, Lobby, madness, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, multiplayer, Online Community, online gaming, skill level, teamwork, tired from work, toxic behavior, Toxicity, Unwinding, video games, Wednesday

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	121	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and sanity?

Picture this: It’s 9PM on a Wednesday, you’re tired from work and just want to unwind with some video games. Well, too bad! Welcome to our server where you’re expected to carry 3 braided retards without opposable thumbs against a 4-man stack of high ELO players and their retarded friend they brought along. And if that’s not enough, we’ll ban you if you get too toxic, sweetie!

Join us and experience the cancer that is killing online video games. Are you up for the challenge?

Crafty NEETs Jailbreak

arrest, Crafty, danger, dissolute, Idle, IMMORAL, Jailbreak, lewd, Life, neets, VIOLATION, Welfare and Institutions Code

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Emeralds Found:	1981	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	166776
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where breaking the rules is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you break could lead to a wild adventure or a run-in with the law.

Our server is so crazy that even the Welfare and Institutions Code can’t handle us. We’re like the rebels of the Minecraft world, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go.

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and want to unleash your inner anarchist, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just end up leading an idle, dissolute, lewd, or immoral life – and having a blast while doing it!

Minecraft: Endwalker LOLs – /xivg/ General

Benchmark, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, DAWNTRAIL, early access, endwalker, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, general, Linkshells, lols, MEETUPS, Minecraft, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, xivg

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Crops Grown:	8525	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because DAWNTRAIL is here to save the day!

Join us for early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Our release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Don’t miss out on the action, join us and be part of something truly special.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0? Travel to different regions and explore new lands like never before!

But the real fun begins with our PvP Series 5 event! Battle it out with other players and show off your skills in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Looking for resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our handy guide at rentry.org/xivgresources6!

And if you’re feeling social, join us for meetups like the Crystal Party Finder at Orbonne Monastery MINE Run on April 21 at 6:00 PM EDT. It’s going to be a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on DAWNTRAIL and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime. See you there!

TradeMemeCraft: Where You’ll Never Fall for the Trades Meme

Adulthood, advancement, career, Classes, education, electrician, Experience, Fall, Frustration, Future, graduating, learning, meme, Robots, Skills, state forces, Technology, trade school, TradeMemeCraft, TRADES, Workforce, Youll

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3603	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t fall for any trades meme! Our state-of-the-art server will FORCE you to take 4 years of trade school classes…but don’t worry, you’ll learn everything you need in just 2 years plus some experience. You’ll be “graduating” as an electrician at the ripe old age of 31…what the heck, robots?! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and mind-blowing challenges. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!