35 вещей Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3312
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6694
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	219
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mines Excavated:	2710
Players Killed by Monsters:	2721	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	402	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Farms Harvested:	424	Divine Spears Created:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Buildings Constructed:	36	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Dimension Hops:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	132
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchantments Applied:	57
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5969	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Farms Harvested:	400	Players Killed by Monsters:	8418
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Dimension Hops:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchantments Applied:	54
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	374
Mines Excavated:	2603	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.