33yo Minecraft Servers

33yo Minecraft Servers

  • NEXUS

    NEXUS
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 9353
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Zombie Dances: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

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    NEXUS SMP Overview

    What Makes NEXUS SMP Special?
    🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay
    ✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities
    Server Features:
    🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods
    🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication
    🗺️ Live Server Map
    Requirements:
    🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat)
    🔞 18+ Only
    ✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4)

    Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!

    🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf

    Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP? A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server.
    Q: What version of Minecraft is required? A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP.
    Q: Is there an age requirement? A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
    Q: Can I use voice chat on the server? A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Robo Lounge 1.21.3

    Robo Lounge 1.21.3
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 7435
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 176
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DreamWoke Minecraft Server

    DreamWoke Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 8034
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Elemental Crystals Collected: 53
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Dimension Hops: 15 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Emeralds Found: 761
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

    Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

    With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PissyClosetRageCraft

    PissyClosetRageCraft
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 2786
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

    Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

    But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

    Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blockheads R Us

    Blockheads R Us
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 5009
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Emeralds Found: 232
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 New Chunks Explored: 622221
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

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    Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

    Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

    But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

    So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Hotdog Ban Server

    Hotdog Ban Server
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 5969
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Towns Built: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

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    so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Death Day Party

    Death Day Party
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 2892
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6

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    join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

    we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

    imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

    plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

    so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Park Playgrounds

    Pixel Park Playgrounds
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 187
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

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    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

    Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

    So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • New SMP Launch Whitelist

    New SMP Launch Whitelist
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 5537
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Star Shards Collected: 299
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Alien Abductions: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name GreatUncle’s Server
    Events 100 player Civilization events and more
    Community Friendly and active community
    Players Over 10 players consistently daily
    Platform Java

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Add greatuncleessa on discord and ask for an invite.

    Q: What events do you host on the server?

    A: We host events like 100 player Civilization simulations and more.

    Q: How many players are usually online?

    A: We have over 10 players consistently playing daily.

    Q: Is there a new season starting soon?

    A: Yes, we recently launched a new season so everyone is starting fresh.

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  • Lumber Crafters 1.21.2

    Lumber Crafters 1.21.2
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 2648
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Star Shards Collected: 232
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9

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    Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a war manga come to life! Picture this: you’re battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, just like in your favorite manga series.

    But wait, there’s more! You can build your own fortress and defend it against enemy raids, just like a badass warrior.

    And get this – there are special events where you can team up with your friends to take down powerful bosses and claim epic loot. It’s like living out your wildest manga fantasies in blocky form.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this insane Minecraft server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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