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Minecraft SMP – /blox/ – Blocky Legend of Xylophones

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we have taken inspiration from Nuketown and turned it into a blocky paradise of chaos and mayhem!

Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and outrageous adventures as we explore this explosive world.

With new maps, modes, and updates that will blow your mind (literally), you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

We have weapon builds that will make your enemies quake in their pixelated boots, and an online gunsmith that will have you customizing your arsenal like never before.

And don’t forget to check out our Warzone Tactical Maps, where strategy is key and survival is a challenge.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself!

Noob Nation Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a country that hasn’t won a Nobel Prize in decades? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you have the chance to become a virtual Nobel Prize winner every day! Whether you’re building intricate redstone contraptions or creating stunning architectural masterpieces, the possibilities are endless. Join us and show the world that you are a true Minecraft genius! Who needs a real Nobel Prize when you can have a virtual one?

Decline in g’s Population Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, epic PvP battles, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave.

But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary redstone engineer who will help you build the most insane contraptions you’ve ever seen. Need a flying machine to explore the skies? Done. Want a TNT cannon to launch your enemies into orbit? We got you covered.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret treasure hunt where players can uncover rare loot and hidden Easter eggs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond hoard guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable community in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a rogue creeper. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

LaughCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit that even creepers are dancing to the beat of our music! – We have a secret underground base where we hold epic treasure hunts every week. – The owner of the server once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. True story, bro. – Our community is so tight-knit that we once built a replica of the Taj Mahal out of diamond blocks. – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server in disguise. Can you spot him?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Oh, and don’t forget to check out our YouTube, Twitch, VODs, Twitter, and Shop channels for even more craziness. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Discord SMP Minecraft – Add Me!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fend them off with nothing but our trusty wooden swords. Or how about the time we all decided to build our houses underwater and ended up flooding the entire server?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a dancing pig named Sir Oinks-a-lot.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and add my discord, rwibnsshai :3, for all the laughs and chaos you can handle!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers where you can’t even tell if the person you’re talking to is a real human or just a larping imposter? Look no further, because our server is filled with REAL humans (we think) who are ready to engage in hilarious discussions and adventures with you!

Join us on our server where the 3×3 thread is so disillusioned that even the obsessive stalker doesn’t know what’s real anymore. Our threads have lost their lustre, but that just means more room for outrageous stories and crazy antics! Who needs real human interaction when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem?

So come on down to our mysterious, wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible (except maybe finding a real human). Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt!

Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General House of Blacksun

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Are you a fan of RWBY or do you just love to hate it? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where RWBY reigns supreme, where arguing about ships, E-Celebs, and IRL politics is strictly prohibited (unless you want Patch to rise again, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the wackiest, most drama-filled Minecraft SMP out there. Don’t believe their lies, just click that link and let the madness begin!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your feet feeling cramped and uncomfortable in those narrow shoes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only wear wide flexible shoes! Why, you ask? Because they are not only healthy for your feet, but they also give you superpowers in the game! Imagine running faster, jumping higher, and even being able to stomp on creepers without taking any damage – all thanks to your wide flexible shoes!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that wearing these magical shoes will also attract rare and elusive mobs to your base. From diamond-clad zombies to rainbow-colored creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures will show up when you’re sporting your wide flexible shoes.

So come join us on our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Who knew that the key to success in the game was simply changing your footwear? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and start stomping your way to victory!

CROWN JEWEL Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit, it’s like WWE Crown Jewel but with creepers and zombies instead of wrestlers!

Join us as we ride camels through the desert, race against each other, and explore the beautiful City Walk in Jeddah. It’s like a virtual vacation, but with more explosions!

But wait, there’s more! Witness Gunther take on Cody Rhodes for the prestigious WWE Crown Jewel Title, Liv Morgan face off against Nia Jax for the Women’s Crown Jewel Title, and so much more insane matchups that will leave you on the edge of your minecart.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you see Roman Reigns team up with The Usos to take on The Bloodline in a battle that will shake the very foundations of our blocky world? Or watch Seth “Freakin” Rollins face off against Bronson Reed in a showdown that will go down in Minecraft history?

Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and drama that awaits you on our server. Join now and let the chaos begin!

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1308

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	146	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1637	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

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CROWN JEWEL Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Buildings Constructed:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Ores Mined:	8528	Dragon Eggs Found:	8770

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	671	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
New Chunks Explored:	310087	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1071
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Ores Mined:	2065
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6