🔥33 years of hurt Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

OldManCraft SMP: 55YearsOfHurt

24 years of hurt, 33 years of hurt, 35 years of hurt, 55 years of hurt, 55YearsOfHurt, baseball, Basketball, fifty-five years of hurt, football, Hockey, OldManCraft, smp, thirty-five years of hurt, thirty-three years of hurt, twenty-four years of hurt

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of the constant disappointment in sports? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! We’ve got over 55 years of hurt in football, 35 years of hurt in basketball, 33 years of hurt in baseball, and 24 years of hurt in hockey. But fear not, because in our world, you can finally experience victory and success! Join us and turn your luck around in the most epic way possible. Who needs real sports when you can dominate in Minecraft? Let’s break the curse and start winning together!

Pixelmon Pals: Gotta Catch ‘Em All in 2023!

2023, Anime, anticipation, Buzz, Catch, character analysis, Community, discussion, EXCITEMENT, Fandom, feelings, Gaming, Gotta, hype, introduction, new character, Opinions, PALS, Pixelmon, pokemon, reaction, Sandwich-chan, speculation, speculation trail., Thoughts

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1381
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Oh my Notch, have you heard about Sandwich-chan?! This server is the ONLY place where you can interact with this totally legit new Minecraft character. Legend has it that Sandwich-chan is a magical sandwich that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to build with blocks made of cheese. Join now to be the first to befriend Sandwich-chan and unlock the secrets of the sandwich dimension! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the sandwich adventures begin! 🥪🧀🤪

Blocktopia Bonanza: The Duolicious Adventure

Adventure, algorithm, blocktopia, bonanza, dating app, Duolicious, expanding options, Frustration, improvement suggestions, limited options, matching system, MATCHMAKING.., question-based matching, random selection, recommended matches, search engine, skip option, user experience, user feedback, user interface, user preferences, user satisfaction, variety of matches

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Items Found:	6429
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where finding your perfect mining buddy is as easy as answering a few questions! But wait, we know that sometimes the system can be a bit wonky. That’s why we’ve added a search engine feature that will automatically add more girls to your recommended list if you happen to skip an “ugly” one. Because who wants to mine with someone who doesn’t meet your standards, right?

So come join us and find your perfect partner in crime for all your block-breaking adventures. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. Don’t settle for just a random handful of players, come to our server where we make sure you find the perfect match every time. Happy mining!

Crafty Memes & Pixel Dreams: The Uber Drawthread Server

AI-generated deliveries, ANCHOR, Archiving, artbook, booru, bump, constructive criticism, Crafty, drawing books, drawthread, dreams, hololive, ic.., memes, NSFW deliveries, PIXEL, references, Requests, Robot clussy edition, Server, Spam, sticky, Uber, VT, Vtuber

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Mines Excavated:	2978	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the robots have taken over and clussy is the currency of choice! Join us for a wild ride through a world where AI-generated deliveries are the norm and vtuber references abound.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where anything is possible. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious dungeons, or just chill with your fellow clussy enthusiasts.

But beware, the clussy economy is volatile and the robot overlords are always watching. Will you rise to the top and become the clussy kingpin, or will you fall victim to a glitch in the system?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this absurd adventure and see where the clussy takes you. Just remember, don’t feed the robots after midnight!

Blocky Heroes: Minecraft Edition – The Ultimate Overwatch Parody Server

#exciting, Blizzard Entertainment, blocky, Characters, competitive, Diverse, Edition, fan favorite, First Person Shooter, futuristic, Gaming, Heroes, high energy, INCLUSIVE, Minecraft, multiplayer, new face, online gaming, overwatch, Parody, Popular, positive representation, Server, strategy, teamwork, Ultimate, video games

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	955849
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Void Gems Collected:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further, because our server is the new face of Overwatch! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, our admins are actually trained ninjas who can build a castle in under 10 seconds. And rumor has it, our players have tamed creepers as pets and ride them into battle like badass warriors. So, if you want to be part of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Ender Dragon attack), then come join us and say goodbye to boring old servers. Oh, and did we mention our secret underground disco party every Saturday night? Yeah, we’re kind of a big deal.

Crafting Chaos: Israel’s Misplaced Blocks

Army, blocks, Bomb, Chaos, Crafting, Evidence, humilliated, Israel, Israels, JOKE, Misplaced, nato, palestinian civilians, paper tigers, russia, UNARMED, winning, worth a shit

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Russia is always winning and NATO is just a bunch of paper tigers! Join us and witness Israel trying to bomb unarmed Palestinian civilians just to prove their army is worth a damn. NATO may be a joke, but our server is no laughing matter when it comes to outrageous and insane gameplay. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Crafty Legends LOLZ – Where Minecraft meets League of Legends for epic fun!”/lolg/ – League of Legends General

Account Stats, blood moon, Builds, Crafty, Current Content, Epic, Fiddlesticks, funlolg, general, High Noon Event, League, league of legends, League of Legends Builds, League of Legends General, Legends, lolalytics, lolg, lolz, meets, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Model Viewer LOL, op.gg, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, u.gg, Upcoming Content, zed, Zyra

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got a High Noon Event happening right now where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks are battling it out under a Blood Moon! But that’s not all, we’ve also got the latest Patch Notes straight from League of Legends, so you can stay up to date on all the crazy updates.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own account stats while checking out some insane builds on u.gg, op.gg, and lolalytics. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, hop into our Model Viewer and see your favorite champions in action like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Blocky Bonanza: Where Sharing is Caring, but Keep the Porn to Yourself!

blocky, bonanza, Boundaries, Caring, Communication, consent, danger, explicit content, Friends, inappropriate, online safety, peer influence, peer pressure, personal boundaries, porn, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, risky behavior, sexting, sharing, social media, Warning

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join us if you want to avoid accidentally sharing porn with your friends. Trust us, things can escalate quickly from innocent drawings to ear-licking and handjobs. It’s a slippery slope, folks.

But don’t worry, on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even think about sending NSFW content to your pals. So come on over and join the chaos – just make sure to keep those hands to yourself!

CraftyQueers Minecraft: Where even female mangakas know all about gay tastes and building blocks!

Anime, blocks, building, CraftyQueers, female, female mangaka, Gay, gay audience, gay tastes, LGBTQ, LGBTQ artists, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ fiction, LGBTQ literature, LGBTQ media, LGBTQ relationships, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ stereotypes, Manga, mangakas, Minecraft, queer representation, TASTES, yaoi

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creator is a female mangaka who somehow knows everything about gay tastes and the gay audience! How did she acquire this knowledge, you ask? Well, legend has it that she accidentally stumbled upon a secret portal to a magical realm where all the gayest of gays reside. And now, she’s brought that knowledge back to create the most fabulous and flamboyant Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mounts, and a dance floor that never stops playing Lady Gaga. Our community is as diverse as it gets, with players from all corners of the world coming together to build the most fabulous creations you can imagine. And who knows, you might even run into a few famous gay celebrities who have heard about our server and decided to drop by for a visit!

So come on over and join us on this wacky adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knew that a female mangaka could be the key to unlocking the ultimate gay Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on all the glitter and glamour – join our server today!

MapleCraft: Where even the creepers say sorry, eh?

activism, Awareness, Canada, car accident, community support, CREEPERS, cycling community, cycling culture, cyclist, ghost bike, MapleCraft, memorial, memorializing, public art, Remembrance, road safety, Safety, traffic accident, Tragedy, Tribute, urban design, white bike

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Buildings Constructed:	40	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we pay tribute to fallen cyclists in the most epic way possible! Join us as we build all-white bikes and chain them up at various spots around the map to honor those who have met their demise at the hands of carheads.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that these memorial bikes have special powers that can protect you from any carhead attacks while you roam the server. So saddle up, grab your helmet, and pedal your way to victory on our unique and wacky server. Who knew honoring the fallen could be so much fun? Join us now and let’s ride into the sunset together!

Henya’s Tears Minecraft Server: Where griefing is encouraged and psychological abuse is the name of the game!

Abuse, cruel intentions, damaging words, Emotional Abuse, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, emotional torment, emotional trauma, encouraged, Game, Gaslighting, Griefing, Henyas, hurtful comments, hurtful words, Manipulation, mental abuse, mental anguish, Minecraft, Psychological, psychological abuse, psychological manipulation, psychological torment, Server, Tears, toxic behavior, verbal abuse

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
New Chunks Explored:	435724	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you cry tears of joy!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is so welcoming that even Henya couldn’t resist shedding a tear of happiness when she first joined.

With griefers running amok and mobs that are more terrifying than your worst nightmares, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your emotions played with like never before!