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OldManCraft SMP: 55YearsOfHurt

24 years of hurt, 33 years of hurt, 35 years of hurt, 55 years of hurt, 55YearsOfHurt, baseball, Basketball, fifty-five years of hurt, football, Hockey, OldManCraft, smp, thirty-five years of hurt, thirty-three years of hurt, twenty-four years of hurt

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of the constant disappointment in sports? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! We’ve got over 55 years of hurt in football, 35 years of hurt in basketball, 33 years of hurt in baseball, and 24 years of hurt in hockey. But fear not, because in our world, you can finally experience victory and success! Join us and turn your luck around in the most epic way possible. Who needs real sports when you can dominate in Minecraft? Let’s break the curse and start winning together!

CoolWorld

Anarchy, Cheaters, Clans, Community, CoolWorld, Cosmetics, Discord, discord server, Economy, Fun, Gaming, Help, instant support, Ip:, minecraft server, nolags.fun, Parkour, private blocks, Privilege, responsive administration, Sky Wars, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ores Mined:	3558
Alien Abductions:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2

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PortuguesePvP: Minecraft Server

arson, blocked door, Brazilian, couple, crime, danger, Destruction, emergency, Escape, Fire, foreigner, Immigrant, Incident, investigation, Justice, Minecraft, News, portugal, PortuguesePvP, Safety, Server, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2015
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Votes:	9596
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a Brazilian in Portugal? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to burn down houses with couples inside just to see the flames dance. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of doors to block so they can’t escape! Join us for a fiery good time and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉🔥 #LitMinecraftServer #BurnBabyBurn

Angelica’s Epic Minecraft Server

Angelica Dante, Angelicas, dream team, Entertainment, Epic, Female Wrestlers, future stars, Minecraft, monster heel, NXT Women’s Division, Potential, POWERHOUSE, professional wrestling, rising stars, Server, sexy manager, SIGNING, sisters, tag team, TAKEOVER, talent, wow, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even WWE is scouting our players! Join now and become the ultimate monster heel with your sexy manager sister by your side, ready to take over the NXT Women’s Division like never before. Who needs diamonds when you have championship belts, am I right? So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your journey to wrestling glory today!

GroceryGobbler Minecraft Server

annoyance, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Food, food sharing, Frustration, groceries, grocery budget, grocery planning, GroceryGobbler, inconsiderate, Minecraft, reimbursement, Respect, roommate, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, Server, sharing

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	95
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dimension Hops:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with roommates like Sarah and her food-stealing boyfriend Shon!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual fridge and never worry about anyone stealing your precious almond milk or favorite yogurt. And if anyone dares to touch your virtual food, they’ll have to pay you back with interest in diamonds or emeralds!

Experience the thrill of defending your food stash from hungry players, and enjoy the satisfaction of building the ultimate grocery store fortress to keep your snacks safe. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and chaos in our Minecraft world?

So come join us and let’s create some epic food wars together! Just remember, in our server, the only thing you’ll be paying for is fun and laughs. No Venmo transactions required!

MiddleNameMadness

acceptance, Assertiveness, Boundaries, boy name, Communication, compromise, family, family dynamics, gender, girl name, Identity, Individuality, middle name, MiddleNameMadness, name preference, personal choice, Respect, self esteem, Self-expression, validation

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Runes Activated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if your family disagrees! Join us and embrace your inner Sawyer (17f), because we love unique names here.

We understand the struggle of dealing with family drama over your name, so come to our server where you can be called whatever you please. Want to be called “Sawyer” one day and “Princess Sparkle” the next? Go for it!

We support your right to choose your own identity, whether it’s in-game or in real life. So come join us and leave the haters behind – because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be, no middle names required!

SoulCraft: AI vs Humans

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Consciousness, Ethics, Existence, Future, Humanity, humans, machine learning, morality, philosophy, robotics, Sentient, sentient beings, Soul, soul debate, Soulcraft, soulful AI, soulful machines, soulful technology, spirituality, Technology

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9349	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where sentient AI roam free, building pixelated empires and battling creepers with their advanced coding skills. Who needs humans when you have robots with souls, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the pigs. Will you join their cause or fight against them? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon. Don’t miss out on all the fun!

MartianKidneyShrinkageCraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

lol so like, u know how humans wanna go to mars n stuff? well turns out, the astronauts’ kidneys are shrinking up there! like wut? so now they need to find a new planet to explore, and that’s where our minecraft server comes in! come join us on our out-of-this-world adventure where the only thing shrinking is the blocks you mine! plus, we have space cows that drop space milk, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come be a part of the kidney-shrinking fun on our server!

RunAwayFromTheLight

apprehension, apprehensive, Caution, danger, Darkness, DREAD, eerie, Escape, fear, FLEEING, fleeing the light, foreboding, light at the end of the tunnel, Mysterious, OMINOUS, Panic, RunAwayFromTheLight, running away, Survival, uncertainty, unknown

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2255
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	791393	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Ores Mined:	4788	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build and stuff? well do we have the server for u!

join our server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing u up! plus, our diamonds sparkle like rainbows and give u superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of ur eyes!

but wait, there’s more! our server has a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long! and the best part? the music is all remixes of the minecraft soundtrack!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of ur life! trust us, u won’t regret it…probably.

BrainPongCraft

athletic performance, brain activity, brain function, brain health, brain structure, BrainPongCraft, cognitive benefits, distinct patterns, hand-eye coordination, mental acuity, motor skills, neurological effects, neuroscience, ping pong, Players, researchers, sports, structural changes, study, table tennis, white matter integrity

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3761
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PING PONG PLAYERS WITH SUPER BRAIN POWERS. THEY CAN BUILD A CASTLE IN LIKE 5 MINUTES FLAT AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS WITH THEIR EYES CLOSED. OUR SERVER IS LIT WITH BRAIN STRUCTURE AND FUNCTION LIKE YOU’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. COME HANG OUT WITH US AND LEVEL UP YOUR MINECRAFT SKILLS WHILE YOUR BRAIN GROWS BIGGER AND STRONGER. YOLO, AMIRITE?

MineMDQ

argentina, Backpacks, Dungeon, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft, MineMDQ, Multiverse, PvE, PvP, Server, Skills, Spanish, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

First Argentine FULL Server in Spanish – 1.20.1 —–Full survival! —— Multiverse-Dungeon-Skills-Backpacks-And Much More!

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