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OldManCraft SMP: 55YearsOfHurt

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Ores Mined:	4292

Are you tired of the constant disappointment in sports? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! We’ve got over 55 years of hurt in football, 35 years of hurt in basketball, 33 years of hurt in baseball, and 24 years of hurt in hockey. But fear not, because in our world, you can finally experience victory and success! Join us and turn your luck around in the most epic way possible. Who needs real sports when you can dominate in Minecraft? Let’s break the curse and start winning together!

No Work Tomorrow Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, Tomorrow, work

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of adulting and facing the dreaded Monday blues? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the responsibilities of the real world and dive into a pixelated paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and building epic structures.

Join us and say goodbye to boring meetings and deadlines, and hello to a world where the only boss is the Ender Dragon (and let’s be real, you can totally take him down with your epic diamond sword skills).

So come on, forget about work tomorrow and come play with us on our server where the only thing you’ll be mining is blocks, not data. Trust us, your future self will thank you for it.

Nappy Haired Zoomer Minecraft SMP

beauty standards, cultural appropriation, cultural appropriation in fashion, discrimination, Diversity, fashion trends, generational differences, hair care, hair texture, haired, Identity, Inclusivity, Minecraft, nappy, nappy hair, niggers, racial identity, racial stereotypes, Self-expression, smp, social media influence, societal norms, societal pressures, Zoomer, zoomers

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can customize your character to look like a nappy haired nigger (whatever that means)!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of random objects, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a group of mischievous llamas. Will you be brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

DadMissedBdayMCServer

Accountability, Birthday Party, Boundaries, commitments, Communication, consequences, DadMissedBdayMCServer, Decision making, family dynamics, family relationships, Fatherhood, forgiveness, parenting, Priorities, relationships, Reliability, Resentment, Understanding

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Enchantments Applied:	78
Magic Items Found:	8350	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Towns Built:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Hey guys! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride of family feuds, missed birthday parties, and heartfelt apologies. Our server is like no other, where players navigate through complex relationships and prioritize commitments over girlfriends (sorry, girlfriends!).

Experience the thrill of holding loved ones accountable for their actions, forgiving them, but also being wary of future slip-ups. And don’t worry, if someone prioritizes a girlfriend over their grandchild, we’ll kick them out faster than you can say “Minecraft drama.”

So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life choices. Who needs a soap opera when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Pixel Polyglot

Communication, cultural exchange, Fluency, language acquisition, language acquisition benefits, language barrier, language development, language diversity, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic skills, Multilingual, PIXEL, polyglot

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of only speaking in “Minecraftian” on other servers? Well, on our server, you can instantly learn any language fluently just by joining! Want to speak fluent Pig Latin? Done. How about fluent Simlish? Easy peasy. And the best part? You can finally understand what those pesky villagers are saying! Join now and expand your linguistic horizons in the most absurdly fun way possible!

StarveCraft: No Food Zone

aid, Blockade, Conflict, Crisis, emergency response, Food, food shortage, gaza, global crisis, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, humanitarian intervention, international community, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, POVERTY, starvation, StarveCraft, UN, united nations, urgent assistance, vulnerable populations, Zone

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	240
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Animals Bred:	172	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Yo, forget about that boring real world news, come join our Minecraft server where we have unlimited virtual food for everyone! We got so much virtual steak and virtual cake, you won’t even remember what real food tastes like. Plus, we have a secret underground farm where we grow virtual carrots and potatoes, so you’ll never go hungry. Join now and save yourself from the UN’s food blockade in northern Gaza…or something like that. Just come play Minecraft with us, it’s way more fun than starving in real life, trust me.

Blowin’ Hot Cold Plugin

biological function, BLOWIN, blowing, Breath Control, built-in, cold, Fascinating, hot, human body, humans, innate feature, Interesting fact, internal mechanism, natural instinct, physiology, Plugin, respiratory system, Science, Setting, Temperature regulation, Thermoregulation, unique ability

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	3343
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we have a built in hot/cold setting when blowing on things. yes, you heard that right. blow on a block and watch it change color depending on your breath temperature. it’s like magic, but in minecraft.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. just kidding, they want diamonds.

oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yes, you can ride them and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of minecraft like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but it will be a hilarious regret.

Chilaxx G-Hub

Cross-Play, Economy, Filipino Community Voice channels Worldwide Fun Compatriots Friendly Server Join now Gaming Online Adventure Roleplay Multiplayer Survival Build Explore Creative Competitive Skins, Hardcore, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
New Chunks Explored:	481927	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Best Filipino server!

We accept players worldwide! We offer a friendly and fun community! Including fun voice channels!

Compatriots! Here is fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join now

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Come die in space with us on CelestialCraft, where the only achievements are avoiding death and awkward conversations about taxes

Achievements, Adventurer, Avoiding, awkward, Builder, CelestialCraft, Community, Conversations, Custom Items, death, Die, Economy, Events, Grief Prevention, Land Claim, Magic Carpets, Monster Slaying, Player Shops, Quests, Rankup System, Redstone, Server Legend, smp, Space, StarShards, Survival, TAXES

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9756
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7

CelestialCraft Overview

Server IP	mc.celestialcraft.gg
Version	1.21
Discord	https://discord.celestialcraft.gg

Features:

Join Us Today! Whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, CelestialCraft has something for you. Explore the cosmos, conquer challenges, and build your legacy on our server.

Connect now: mc.celestialcraft.gg We can’t wait to see what you’ll create!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PvP mandatory on this server?	No, PvP is optional and off by default. Players can enable it when they want to engage in duels.
How can I earn StarShards currency?	Players can earn StarShards through completing quests, achievements, and participating in server events.
Are there age restrictions on the server?	CelestialCraft is tailored for a mature audience, ensuring a respectful and enjoyable environment for all players. We recommend players be at least 18 years old.

Naruto’s Ninja Minecraft Server

Anime, battle, destiny, Hero, Itachi, legend, Madara, Manga, Minecraft, Naruto, Narutos, ninja, power, Protagonist, Redemption, sacrifice, Sasuke, Server, Shinobi, Story, uchiha clan, Villain, War

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Buildings Constructed:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where Steve is always the hero? Well, look no further because on our server, Madara is the true hero of the story!

Join us and witness epic battles where Madara takes on hordes of creepers with just a single punch. Watch as he builds towering castles with a mere flick of his wrist. And don’t even get us started on his epic dance moves at the server-wide parties!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Madara once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against an army of skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of him flying through the sky on a magical unicorn!

So why settle for a boring old hero like Steve when you can join our server and witness the legend of Madara unfold before your very eyes? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of all time!

Limbus Company General Minecraft SMP #2012

appstore, Cinq West Section 3 Meursault, Company, countdown, Current Extractions, e.g.o, Ego, FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu, FAQs, Faust, general, General guide, google play, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, oblivion, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, season 5, Sinner info, smp, Steam, The Barber of La Manchaland Outis, tutorial, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources, Zwei West Section 3 Ishmael, Zwei West Section 3 Sinclair

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Players Killed by Monsters:	2070
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Love Letters Sent:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Wuthering and try not to get lost in the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade.

But that’s not all! We have upcoming extractions that will blow your mind, like The Barber of La Manchaland Outis and the FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu. And don’t even get us started on the current extractions, like Cinq West Section 3 Meursault and Zwei West Section 3 Sinclair.

And if you’re worried about spoilers for Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be! This game is set after both, so expect the unexpected.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure in a world like no other. Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and join us in the chaos. Just remember, the tutorial is important – trust us on this one.

Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and check out our official site for all the latest updates. And if you need any EGO or Sinner info, we’ve got you covered with our handy resources.

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join us now and let the craziness begin!