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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 6107 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 79 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 |
Join us if you want to be a part of the Hurt Business, where we specialize in causing chaos and mayhem in the most hilarious ways possible. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to building giant statues of our favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, a mythical figure who roams the land in search of the perfect baked potato. Rumor has it that whoever can find the Potato King and present him with the ultimate spud will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us at Hurt Business at home. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
