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CraftyJoe’s Minecraft Server

arms supply, biden, Conflict Resolution, CraftyJoes, crisis management., defense support, diplomatic efforts., FINAL, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military aid, military assistance, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, Political Support, Report, security assistance, Server, strategic assistance, substantial, Ukraine, Weapons package

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2

omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got biden preppin a MASSIVE weapons package for ukraine like wut even??? u can build ur own bunker and hide from the chaos or u can go full on war mode and take over the whole server like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and hidden treasures. come join the madness and see if u can survive the ultimate battle for supremacy!

CraftyComrades

aggression, border region, Conflict, counterattack, CraftyComrades, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Kiev, Military Action, military conflict, Moscow, political tensions, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	591
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6277
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is LIT AF, just like Ukraine launching a counterattack on Russia! Join us and get what u deserve, just like those sneaky Ukrainians. We got crazy battles, epic loot, and even a secret base full of diamonds and emeralds. Come join da fun and show Russia who’s boss! Let’s goooooo! 🚀💥🔥 #UkraineFTW #MinecraftMadness

Blocky Bed Banter

awkward moments, banter, Bed.., blocky, bonding through humor, boosting intimacy, discomfort reduction, embarrassing mishaps, emotional connection, Funny Moments, humor in relationships, humor therapy, Intimacy, laughter in relationships, positive influence, relationship dynamics, relationship satisfaction, romantic partners, romantic relationships, sexual activity, sexual humor, sexual satisfaction, strengthening intimacy

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9080
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Falling into the Void:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Magic Items Found:	4600	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

come join our minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! we have so much sexual humor you’ll be laughing your pants off (literally)! our players are always cracking jokes and making everyone feel like one big happy family.

we’ve had players tell us that after joining our server, their relationships have never been better! one player even said that their partner couldn’t keep their hands off them after a night of gaming on our server.

so if you want to boost your intimacy and have a blast while doing it, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re easily offended by inappropriate jokes, then maybe stay away).

Obscuros Pixelmon [modded]

activities, Community, competitive, Cozy, Custom, Economy, Events, Features, Fun, home, locations, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, Obscuros, Pixelmon, Plugins, Server, species, Unique, Updates

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Emeralds Found:	1189	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7

Server IP	mc.playobscuros.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/mzT4GsW
Mod	Pixelmon

Brief Overview:

FAQ:

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is mc.playobscuros.com

Q: Is there a Discord server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/mzT4GsW

Q: What mod does the server use?

A: The server uses the Pixelmon mod.

The Crafted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, anime adaptation, anime fan, anime watcher, crafted, favorite anime, favorite cover, favorite manga, favorite name, favorite series, Go-Toubun no Hanayome, international name, japanese manga, Japanese title, Manga, manga cover, manga fan, manga reader, Realm, series ideas, the quintessential quintuplets

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4392
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	396
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Yo, bro, forget about those boring names, come join our Minecraft server for a wild ride! We don’t care about anime names, we care about building epic structures and surviving in a crazy world.

We don’t read manga or watch anime, we live in the Minecraft universe! Our favorite cover is the one made of diamond blocks and lava, it’s lit AF.

If you don’t like the international name of the series, who cares? We make our own rules here, join us and let’s create a new epic saga together!

PianoPraisePandemonium

apartment living, awkward situation, Boundaries, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consideration, crack of dawn, disturbance, house rules, LANDLORD, morning routine, neighbors, noise complaint, ownership, piano, PianoPraisePandemonium, quiet hours, Respect, worship sessions

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Emeralds Found:	3566	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the crazy neighbors and their never-ending worship sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you won’t have to deal with creepy smiles, early morning piano playing, or awkward encounters in your underwear.

Our server is a sanctuary for those who just want to build, mine, and have a good time without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, we promise that no one will ring your bell at 8 am demanding a chat – unless it’s to invite you to an epic virtual party!

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs crazy neighbors when you can have blocky adventures and hilarious encounters with fellow players? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with awkward confrontations in your pajamas.

SmileCraft SMP

Brighten your day, bring a smile, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is a choice, happiness is contagious, happiness is everything, happiness is key, happiness is the best medicine, happiness matters, happy thoughts, joy, Laughter, positive energy, positivity, smile more, smile often, smilecraft, smp, spreading smiles, Uplifting

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5730
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Potions Brewed:	134	New Chunks Explored:	656527

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. Like, you know how when you find a diamond in Minecraft and you’re just like, “YASSSS QUEEN, I’M RICH”? Well, this server is like finding a whole chest full of diamonds, bro.

First of all, the owner is a literal unicorn. Like, I’m not even kidding, they have a horn and everything. And get this, they speak in emojis. It’s like talking to a real-life emoji movie, but better.

And the mods? Oh man, don’t even get me started. They’re all secretly wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Want a house made out of candy canes? They got you. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done and done.

But the best part? The community, bro. It’s like a big, dysfunctional Minecraft family. We have dance parties in the Nether, build giant statues of Steve, and have epic rap battles in the chat. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun.

So, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #UnicornsRule #Diamonds4Days 🦄💎🎉

MineCraftBeats

Alternative, Blues, classical, Country, electronic, Favorite, folk, genre, Hip Hop, indie, Jazz, Listen, metal, MineCraftBeats, most, Music, pop, R&B, Rap, Reggae, Rock

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5212
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Towns Built:	8

Do you love listening to the sweet sounds of creepers exploding and zombies moaning? Then you’ll feel right at home on our Minecraft server! We’ve got a playlist that will make your ears bleed with joy, featuring hits like “Enderman EDM” and “Creeper Dubstep Remix.” Join us for a musical experience like no other, where the only genre that matters is Minecraft!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, eastern europe, f-16, international relations, Military, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, national security, russia, Russian, Server, Shoots Down, Single Sortie, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got ukrainian f-16 pilots shootin down russian cruise missiles like it’s nuthin! come join the action and see if u can survive the chaos! build ur own bunker to protect urself from the madness or team up with other players to take down the rogue pilot! it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so what u waitin for? join now and let the insanity begin!

SnowballHellCraft

Alliance, Canada, Canadian government, CBC News, decision, Diplomacy, disagreement, foreign policy, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, News, North America, Partnership, Politics, snowball’s chance in hell, SnowballHellCraft, Statement, trudeau, U.S, united states

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Secret Passages Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, trudeau said there’s, like, not a snowball’s chance in hell that canada joins the u.s., but, like, on this server, anything is possible, dude. like, you can build a snowball fortress and take over the whole server, man. trudeau won’t even know what hit him. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever, bro. let’s show trudeau who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels.