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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 8546 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?