| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 5096 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1622 |
gn1.slicehosting.tech:32323
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 7277 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 8781 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 9887 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5348 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 3827 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.
Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.
But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.
So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 1218 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4552 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 956611 |
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 6164 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 154 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?
Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?
So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 5852 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 103 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
| Farms Harvested: | 696 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.
FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 9814 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Magic Items Found: | 6551 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 167 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 4475 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
neptune.spaceroute.net:20653
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 6439 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 8146 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?
So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!
