32. Laughing at Noobs Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Tiny Human Craft

#sustainability, biology, Craft, Earth, environmental impact, ethical implications, future technology, genetic alteration, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genetic modification of humans, Human, human evolution, humans, innovation, living space, population control, Resource Management, Science, size reduction, space optimization, Tiny

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where we all be half our size! You can build twice as many houses, mines, and farms cuz we got double the space, bro! It’s like a whole new world, but in Minecraft!

Join our server and become a tiny little builder with big dreams! Explore the vast lands of our world and discover hidden treasures in the most unexpected places. And don’t worry, the creepers are still just as scary, even though they’re twice as big compared to us!

So come on, join the fun and experience the thrill of being a mini Minecraft master! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of tiny villagers who have been living under our noses this whole time. It’s a whole new adventure waiting for you on our server!

Crafting Meth Madness

addiction, adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral therapy, clinical trials, Crafting, dependence, dopamine, DRUG, Focus, madness, medication, mental health, Meth, methamphetamine, neurology, pharmaceuticals, Promise, Recovery, stimulant, substance abuse, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF A UNICORN AND A DRAGON HAD A BABY AND THAT BABY WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER! U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT, FIGHT EPIC BATTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE’RE TESTING OUT THIS NEW ADHD DRUG THAT SUPPOSEDLY HELPS WITH METH ADDICTION. YEAH, WE KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT TRUST US, IT WORKS!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! PLUS, WE HAVE FREE VIRTUAL TACOS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS! WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW!

2TMC

2TMC, Active, application, Chat, Community, data packs, Enhancements, Friendly, Global, mic, Mods, Peaceful, prank, Projects, rules, Server Rules, smp, Streamer, Terrain generation, voice channels, Welcoming, YouTuber

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Alien Abductions:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Server Name	2TMC
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Age Requirement	21+
Location	NA-based, open to players worldwide
Discord	Required with mic for voice chat

Overview:

Hello we are 2TMC, a 21+ community server much like Hermitcraft. We are a Semi-Vanilla server with emphasis on friendliness and community building. We have added data packs and fabric mods to enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience.

Data Packs on the Server:

anti enderman grief
afk messages
better item frames

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Fabric Mods on the Server:

armor poser
audioplayer
clumps

… (full list provided in text)

Server Rules:

Be Respectful
No griefing, stealing, or cheating
Non-Destructive Pranks allowed

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Interested in Joining?

If you are interested in joining, please fill out this application form on our Discord.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

A: Unfortunately, our server is only for players who are 21 years or older.

Q: Is Discord required to play on the server?

A: Yes, Discord is required with a mic for voice chat communication.

Q: What are the server rules regarding griefing?

A: Griefing, stealing, and cheating are strictly prohibited on our server.

Q: Are non-destructive pranks allowed?

A: Yes, non-destructive pranks similar to the style of Hermitcraft are allowed.

Q: Can I use hacked clients on the server?

A: No, hacking or hacked clients are not allowed on our server.

Q: Can I use others’ builds without permission?

A: No, using others’ builds, items, villagers, etc without permission is prohibited.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: Please fill out the application form provided on our Discord.

Realm of the Unbeatable Minecraft Server

athleticism, butt sumo, challenge, Combat, Competition, Defeat, defeating her, determination, Endurance, Martial Arts, Minecraft, opponent, Physical fitness, power, Realm, Server, skill, sports, strategy, strength, Technique, Unbeatable, Victory, wrestling

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ores Mined:	1652	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! We got butt sumo battles that will blow your mind! Who can even come close to defeating the reigning champ? You gotta join to find out and test your butt sumo skills against the best of the best! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most epic butt sumo battles in the Minecraft universe! Join now and show off your butt sumo prowess!

WITCH WATCH Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 2 cour, Adventure, animated, animation, Anime, Entertainment, FANTASY, full episodes, MAGICAL, Minecraft, must watch, series, smp, streaming, Supernatural, Video, watch, watch online, Watchlist, witch, Witch Watch, witchcraft

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	297	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still). Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square. And don’t even get us started on the cows – they’ve learned how to breakdance and are hosting a dance-off competition next week! So come join us for a wacky and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

Ex’s Lifestyle Minecraft Server

badmouthing, career, Cheating, child support, consultant, custody, Divorce, Emotional support, ex-spouse, Exs, family, Financial Stability, high income, Lifestyle, lower paying job, mental health, Minecraft, Petty, Priorities, sacrifice, selfish, Server, work-life balance

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mines Excavated:	3910
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of sacrificing your family time for a high-paying job, only to have your ex accuse you of being selfish when you finally prioritize your kids and mental health? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and escape the drama of ex-spouses who can’t handle you putting your family first. Build a virtual world where you can be there for your kids and still have time to mine for diamonds. Plus, with our outrageous in-game stories and insane adventures, you’ll forget all about the haters trying to bring you down.

So, if you’re ready to choose work-life balance over a toxic relationship and have some fun in the process, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a high six-figure income when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

MommaCraft: BorderlineBanter

Abuse, body image, body shaming, BorderlineBanter, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Confidence, Conflict Resolution, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, intervention, mental health, MommaCraft, parenting, personal boundaries, photos, self esteem, self worth, sibling relationships, Trauma, weight loss

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2098	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no family photo albums in sight!

Our server is the perfect place for anyone looking to avoid uncomfortable situations like being forced to look at old photos of yourself while trying on new clothes. We promise not to trigger any traumatic memories or bring up any past embarrassments – unless it’s in the form of a hilarious in-game prank!

Don’t worry about stepping on any family member’s toes here – unless it’s to push them off a virtual cliff in a friendly game of PvP. Join us now for a drama-free, photo-free, and stress-free Minecraft experience like no other!

SubredditSMP – Your Accidental Fave Minecraft SMP

Accidental, accidental discovery, fave, favorite subreddit, go-to subreddit, Hidden Gem, internet culture, internet forum, Minecraft, niche interest, Online Community, online discovery, online forum, reddit, reddit addiction, reddit browsing, reddit community, reddit exploration, smp, social media, subreddit, subreddit discovery, SubredditSMP, virtual community

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server I found by accident but now I can’t stop playing on it! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. I swear, I once saw a player ride a chicken into battle against a horde of zombies and come out victorious. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a bunch of skeletons in leather pants. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s like a fever dream come to life. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor, because things can get pretty wild around here. See you in the land of madness and mayhem!

MineFitCraft

balanced diet, clean eating, Exercise, FITNESS, healthy choices, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, hydration, mental health, mindfulness, MineFitCraft, physical activity, positive mindset, self love, self-care, self-care routine, sleep hygiene, Stress Management, well-being, wellness

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Do you know what’s even healthier than eating your veggies and exercising? Joining our Minecraft server, of course! Rumor has it that our virtual world is so immersive, it’s like doing a full-body workout while munching on a salad made of diamonds and emeralds. Plus, our community is so friendly and supportive, you’ll feel like you’re getting a daily dose of vitamin C (for Creeper protection, of course). So come on, join us and get ready to level up your health game in the most epic way possible!

CraftyBiden’sUkraineAid Minecraft Server

#announcement, $1.2 Billion, Biden administration, CraftyBidensUkraineAid, crisis response, diplomatic relations, economic development, emergency relief, final aid package, financial assistance, foreign assistance, foreign policy, global affairs, government support, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, international relations, Minecraft, political news, Reuters, Server, Ukraine, USAI

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3217	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we give out more diamonds than the biden administration gives out aid packages to ukraine! we got $1.2 billion worth of goodies waiting for you, just like how the usa gives aid to other countries! build your own empire and rule like a president, but without all the politics and stuff. plus, our server is so lit, even reuters is reporting on it! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!