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BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

BlockyRussian, Britain, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, exaggerated, exaggerating, exaggeration, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military tactics, Minecraft, Misinformation, Propaganda, russia, Server, strength of forces, uk

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Magic Items Found:	3306
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Potions Brewed:	40	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

Assassination, Canada, currycraft, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic controversy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating dispute, foreign affairs, India, international relations, MapleCraft, political tension

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Disk Dash AcuCraft

AcuCraft, acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, ancient practice, Chronic pain, clinical trial, complementary therapy, Dash, disability, Disk, Effectiveness, gold standard, herniated disk, holistic healing, leg pain, long term benefits, non-pharmacological treatment, pain management, pain relief, Sciatica, sham acupuncture, traditional chinese medicine, Treatment

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CrazyCraft ModArchy

Anarchy, chaotic, crazy craft 4.0, Forge, high performance, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Network, Official, player experience, Server Uptime, Survival, total anarchy, Unstable, voidlauncher, voidswrath

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6140
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

45.143.197.68:25569

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

209.133.199.198:50185

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Aqua, Aqua Man, aquaman movie, Arthur Curry, Atlantis, dc comics, DC Extended Universe, guys, half-human half-Atlantean, handsome, Handsome guy, jason momoa, justice league, King of Atlantis, Minecraft, oceanic hero, sea warrior, Server, SuperHero, superhero alias, superhero nickname, trident wielder, underwater adventurer, underwater hero, underwater kingdom

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4485
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Towns Built:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

#youtube, alternative media, content creators, creativity, creature tubers, digital age, emerging trend, Entertainment, fresh change, influencers, innovation, internet culture, Minecraft, New trend, niche content, Online Community, online video, Pace, Popular, smp, social media, trendy, tubers, viral

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

MealMastersMC

AITAH, Cook, cook for myself, DAUGHTER, Deciding, fiancée, figure out, grocery shopping, hurt, MealMastersMC, Meals, pasta, Responsible, step away, Telling, tomato sauce, Upset, Wishes

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	267574	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Runes Activated:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

bizarre interests, eccentric interests, forgotten pleasures, Fun activities, hidden pleasures, Minecraft, neglected pastimes, obscure hobbies, off-the-beaten-path activities, offbeat pursuits, overlooked hobbies, peculiar pastimes, quirky hobbies, rare pastimes, smp, strange hobbies, uncommon interests, unconventional pastimes, underappreciated activities, undiscovered joys, UnicornRider420, unique hobbies, unusual hobbies

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7236
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

absurd excuses, awkward, awkward situation, creative excuses, creeper, ExcuseCraft, Excuses, funny anecdotes, funny conversations, funny excuse, funny excuses for not having sex, funny excuses for sex, funny memories, Funny Moments, funny situations, funny stories, hilarious excuses, humor, relationship, ridiculous excuses, sex, tonight

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Towns Built:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!