Crafty AF: 7 Years of Dev Time Wasted
20 minutes of gameplay, 30fps with black bars, 5 hours long, 7 years dev time, Crafty, Dev, Kek, no improvements over the original game outside of visuals, piece of shit, studio 4x the size of the original, Time, Wasted, Years
Are you tired of boring, unoriginal Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server has been in development for over 7 years by a team of over 100 developers! That’s right, we’re 4 times the size of the original Minecraft studio because we take our block-building game very seriously.
But wait, there’s more! Our server boasts a whopping 5 hours of gameplay, with a staggering 20 minutes of actual gameplay. That’s right, you’ll spend most of your time staring at loading screens and waiting for the game to catch up to your actions. And don’t even get us started on the graphics – we’ve got a solid 30fps with black bars for that authentic cinematic experience.
So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server that has put so much effort into being a complete disaster? It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but with blocky graphics and endless glitches. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like ours. So come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

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Modded Zombie Apocalypse SMP

abandon city, active player base., alliances, Apocalypse, cars, Events, Guns, helicopters, Immersive, immersive enhancing mods, lightweight mods, Modded, new armour, optimization mods, Optimized, Planes, player run teams, prehistoric caves, PvP battles, Shaders, smp, Structures, zombie

The Futures End

Whether you build a secure base and sell resources, be an assassin and get hired by players, explorer, find amazing building locations or huge dungeons, joins factions and conquer other teams It’s yours to choose from.

Features

Custom abandon city at spawn
Lightweight mods, optimization mods so you can run shaders
Immersive enhancing mods
Events
Active player base
Pvp battles
New armor and guns
Lots of zombies
Player run teams and alliances
Helicopters, planes, cars
(and more)
It includes several mods that will make the game more immersive, optimized, adds structures, prehistoric caves and much more

Version 1.20.1

Discord Link

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by entering the server IP address in your Minecraft client and connecting to the server.

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, there are rules that all players must follow to ensure fair gameplay and a positive community environment. You can find the rules listed on the server’s Discord server.

3. Can I form alliances with other players?

Yes, players can form alliances with each other to team up and conquer other teams on the server.

4. What kind of events are held on the server?

The server hosts various events such as PvP battles, treasure hunts, and building competitions to keep players engaged and entertained.

5. Are there any in-game items or features exclusive to the server?

Yes, the server offers new armor, guns, and vehicles like helicopters, planes, and cars that are not available in the base Minecraft game.

Pixel Questers 1.20
4chan, ANONYMOUS, controversial, Digital culture, discussion, forum, humor, image sharing, imageboard, internet culture, internet humor, internet subculture, Meme culture, memes, message board, online anonymity, Online Community, PIXEL, questers, Random, social media, trolling
Do you like Minecraft but wish it was more insane? Join this server where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats!
We have a secret underground city made entirely of diamond blocks because why not?
You can ride on the backs of dragons and battle evil unicorns for ultimate glory!
Join us for a wild ride through a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and chaos reigns supreme!

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TruckCraft: Revenging Rentless Friend
Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, Disrespect, financial agreement, Friend, friendship, maintenance, negligence, ownership, rental, Rentless, RESPONSIBILITY, Revenging, taking advantage, tow truck, Truck, TruckCraft, Trust, unpaid rent, Vehicle
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.
Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find friendships tested, trust betrayed, and trucks mysteriously disappearing!
Join us for the ultimate thrill ride as you navigate through the chaos of renting out vehicles to friends who never pay back, exes causing drama, and a tow truck showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat.
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of living with roommates who never pay rent or clean up after themselves, and always find a way to blame others for their own mistakes. It’s like living in a sitcom, but with creepers and zombies!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

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ProudCraft SMP – Achieve!
Accomplishments.., Achieve, Achievements, challenges overcome, Dedication, goals achieved, hard work, milestones reached, perseverance, personal achievements, personal growth, positive outcomes, proud accomplishments, proud moments, ProudCraft, self improvement, self reflection, self satisfaction, self worth, self-confidence, self-fulfillment, smp, success
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I’m on. It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, we have this one dude who built a giant statue of a chicken out of diamonds, like what even bro? And then there’s this other guy who made a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, like who even thinks of that stuff?
But yo, the best part is the community, man. We have this one player who’s like a professional sheep herder, I swear he has like a million sheep in his farm. And then there’s this other player who’s like a wizard with redstone, he made a working elevator out of slime blocks and pistons, like what even is that sorcery?
So like, if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up bro. We’re always looking for more crazy peeps to join our wacky adventures. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with cake and llamas, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna join, right? Let’s get this bread, fam!

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CryCraft: Tears of Noobiness
childish, CryCraft, crying, EMBARRASSING, emotional breakdown, emotions, funny, humor, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, laughable, Melodramatic, minor issue, Nonsensical, Noobiness, overreacting, Petty, Ridiculous, silly, stupid reasons, Tears, trivial
Have you ever cried because your Minecraft dog didn’t teleport to you fast enough? Well, if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Our server has super speedy teleporting dogs that will never let you down.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground village where the villagers throw wild parties every night. You can join in on the fun and dance the night away with your new blocky friends.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean. But be careful, because the chest is guarded by a giant squid who loves to challenge players to dance battles.
So come join our server and experience the most ridiculous reasons to cry and laugh in Minecraft!

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SyriaCraft Server: No Evacuation Allowed!
Allowed, diplomatic crisis, evacuation, foreign relations, global politics, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, military blockade, military conflict, military intervention, military presence, naval base, political tensions, Russian equipment, russian military, Russian navy, Server, strategic location, Syria, Syria news, SyriaCraft, Syrian government, war zone
u know what else is blocked? ur creativity if u don’t join our epic minecraft server! we got crazier battles than syria blocking russian military equipment, u can build ur own naval base and protect it from invaders! plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. join now or u’ll be stuck in a blocky warzone forever!

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BorderDroneBandit
border control, border patrol, border security, BorderDroneBandit, drone, drone technology, Espionage, foreign intervention, Illegal immigration, international relations, law enforcement, Mercenary, mexico, military contractor, national security, Russian, security breach, SMUGGLING, Surveillance, Technology, U.S
so like, if u wanna join this minecraft server, u gotta know that we got russian mercenaries flyin drones on the border like it’s some kind of crazy action movie. u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe they’ll drop some loot crates or start a dance party with the creepers. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and see what kind of shenanigans we get into. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server with that kind of drama? it’s like living in a real-life soap opera, but with more explosions and blocky graphics. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic adventures, cuz this server is where the party’s at!

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Eldoria Origins
Chill, comfortable, community built, Datapacks, Eldoria, farmers delight, generational mods, less quality PCs, Lgbt, magic mods, Modded, Modpack, neurodivergent, Open 24/7, Origins, proximity chat, Relaxed, roleplay server, Safe Community, Streamer friendly
Eldoria Minecraft Server Overview
Server Features
24/7 server open
Community built spawn
Origins mod, Origin: Classes, and datapacks
Farmer’s Delight
Proximity Chat
Magic mods
Generational mods
About Eldoria:
Welcome to Eldoria! We are a chill and relaxed Minecraft server for you and your friends to enjoy and meet new people. We also dabble in roleplay and are streamer friendly.
Note:
Most of us here are neurodivergent and part of the LGBT+ community. We strive to create a comfortable and safe environment for everyone.
Discord: Join our Discord
YouTube: Check out our YouTube video
FAQ
Q: What mods are included in the server?
A: The server includes Origins mod, Origin: Classes, Farmer’s Delight, Proximity Chat, Magic mods, and generational mods.
Q: Is the server open 24/7?
A: Yes, the server is open 24/7 for players to enjoy whenever they want.
Q: Is the server optimized for players with lower quality PCs?
A: Yes, the modpack has been optimized to allow players with less quality PCs to play smoothly.
Q: Can I join the server if I’m not part of the LGBT+ community?
A: Absolutely! The server welcomes players of all backgrounds and identities.

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Cosmic VTube Haven 1.20.1
#youtube, 1.20.1, content creators, Corporations, Cosmic, Digital Media, entertainment industry, Haven, independent, Independent creators, influencers, internet culture, LEAVING, online creators, online personalities, social media, streaming, trends, twitch, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vtube, vtuber community, Vtubers
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, more VTubers are leaving corpos, and I heard it’s all because of this server! Like, whoa, mind blown, right? Imagine the power this server holds if it can make VTubers ditch their corporate overlords. Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans happening here, it’s like a virtual revolution or something. Join now and be part of the madness!

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KidsKraft Minecraft Server
AUNTIE, Boundaries, building trust, children, Communication, Decision making, emotional wellbeing, estrangement, family, family dynamics, Family Values, forgiveness, KidsKraft, Minecraft, parenting, past actions, personal boundaries, reconciliation, relationships, Server, setting limits, Siblings, Trust
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like my older sister who randomly showed up after 3 years, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions as we navigate family drama and heartbreak!
But wait, there’s more! Just like how I refused to let my sister take my kids for a chill day, we have strict rules in place to protect our players from any potential heartbreak. You can kick it with us, but be prepared to show and prove your worth before you can join in on the fun.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my family dynamics, come join us! Just remember, I might have to leave when things get too intense – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

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