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CraftyBribesForPOTUS

30B, Accountability, bribery, bribing, controversy, Corruption, CraftyBribesForPOTUS, Democracy, Ethics, Government, influence, money in politics, opinion, political ethics., Politics, POTUS, power, presidential bribery, public opinion, real-time, scandal

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where we bribe the POTUS in real time for over $30 billion! That’s right, you can join in on the fun as we try to outbid each other for the president’s favor. Who knew politics could be so entertaining in Minecraft? So come on down and join us for a bribery bonanza like no other!

Roshi Derp Minecraft SMP

Annoying russian girl, Derp, long tail tag, Minecraft, on-screen, ROSHI, Roshidere, sister, smp

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the sister of the owner randomly pops up on screen to give unsolicited advice and the annoying Russian girl keeps trying to steal everyone’s diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire, led by the diabolical Wooly Warlord.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of rebellious villagers who love to break it down to the latest Minecraft hits. So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for a wild ride unlike any other!

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Balmung, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dynamis, Famfrit, Femlala Friday tea party, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Goblet, Golem, Halloween Musicals, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE LXXXIV, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Resources, Server, Spooky Club, The Crow, Voting, Wolf’s Pier, x files

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6688
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchantments Applied:	271	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with Moogle Treasure Troves, All Saints’ Wake celebrations, and meetups that will blow your mind!

Picture this: a tea party with Golems, a spooky club with X-files and voting, and even a Halloween musical extravaganza! And don’t even get us started on the Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party – it’s gonna be lit!

So why wait? Join our server now for a crazy, fun-filled adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even spot a Goblet W27 P17 Yard & Pools meetup with Golem Alts – it’s gonna be epic!

My Back Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9717
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Animals Bred:	65
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers show off their best dance moves. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn your diamond pickaxe into a magical wand that shoots fireballs (just be careful not to burn down your house). And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race where you can ride your trusty steed through obstacle courses and win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots! So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected… like that time a herd of zombie pigs invaded the village and started a rebellion against the villagers. Ah, good times.

What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

Gaming, Lanas, Life, Minecraft, OnlineGaming, roblox, Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Farms Harvested:	719
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Votes:	1506	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Lana is a successful businesswoman and entrepreneur with a passion for helping others. She started her own company at a young age and has since built it into a thriving enterprise. Lana is known for her dedication to giving back to her community through various charitable initiatives. In her free time, she enjoys traveling, practicing yoga, and spending time with her loved ones. Lana is a true inspiration to those around her and continues to make a positive impact in the world.

Social Justice Warriors Minecraft Server

activism, beta male, Cultural Marxism, DEI, Diversity equity and inclusion, feminism, gender equality, identity politics, intersectionality, Justice, Left-wing politics, liberal, Minecraft, Political Correctness, political ideology, Progressivism, Server, SJW, Social, Social Activism, social justice, SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR, the left, Warriors, Woke

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8432
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Are you tired of being called a beta male for caring about social justice and diversity? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your woke self without fear of being attacked by the right-wing trolls? Look no further, because our server is the perfect safe space for all you SJWs out there!

Join us and fight against the oppression of the patriarchy with your pixelated pickaxe! Build a utopia where everyone is treated equally, regardless of their block color or skin tone. Take down the capitalist pigs who hoard all the diamonds and distribute the wealth among the proletariat!

But beware, the right-wing trolls are always trying to infiltrate our server and spread their toxic masculinity. Show them that love and tolerance always triumph over hate and ignorance. So join us now and let’s create a Minecraft world where DEI reigns supreme and the beta males are the true alphas!

Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn

Country, Minecraft, porn, real, smp, Women

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of people choosing pixelated porn over real women in your country? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only “blocky” relationships you’ll have to worry about are with creepers and villagers. Say goodbye to the woes of modern dating and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your new virtual friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will blow your mind (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)? Join us now and start crafting your way to a better, blockier future!

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

Anime, anime adaptation, comedy, FANTASY, husband and wife, invisible Man, Iwatobineko, love, Manga, Marriage, Minecraft, Otoko to Ningen Onna, oumei, PIXEL, romance, ROMANCECHADS, romcom, Server, Sonouchi Fuufu ni Naru Futari, Supernatural, THE INVISIBLE MAN AND HIS SOON-TO-BE WIFE, winning

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1557
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the wackiest adventures in the land of blocky goodness.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a ghostly figure appears before you. But don’t worry, it’s just the Invisible Man looking for his soon-to-be wife! Will you help him find love in this supernatural romcom manga come to life?

But that’s not all! We have ROMANCECHADS roaming around, ready to sweep you off your blocky feet with their charming pick-up lines and dashing armor. Who needs diamonds when you have a ROMANCECHAD by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey filled with love, laughter, and maybe a few explosions (we can’t promise anything). Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, anything is possible!

The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP

agent, Minecraft, secret, smp

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Farms Harvested:	985	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to TRVKE, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn town is actually a giant llama-shaped castle, where the llamas are the rulers and demand sacrifices of wool and hay from all players.

2. Our Nether is a disco party zone, complete with glowstone dance floors and zombie pigmen DJs spinning fire beats.

3. The End dimension is not just for fighting the Ender Dragon – it’s also a tropical vacation spot with sandy beaches and End crystal cocktails.

4. Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava lakes and pig racing tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where all the server admins live like mole people, plotting world domination through pixelated shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join TRVKE now and dive into a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic!

Dub City Minecraft Server

achievement, aspirations, city, Dedication, determination, dreams, Dub, dubs, goals, growth, hard work, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, persistence, positivity, self improvement, Server, success, triumph, Victory, WINNERS, winning

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a noob? Well, look no further because on our server, only WINNERS get dubs! We’re talking about epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop action that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) at all times.

Join us if you want to prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion. We’ve got challenges that will test your skills to the max, and only the most skilled players will come out on top. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes on players who can’t handle the heat.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest adventurers can find. Legend has it that it’s guarded by a pack of diamond-armored pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their loot. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re a true Minecraft pro. Just remember, only WINNERS get dubs, so bring your A-game or prepare to be left in the dust.

Baker Brit Minecraft SMP – Bread Making Pro

assault, assisted dying, asylum seekers, Australia, Axed, Baker, bbc comedy, Bread, Brit, CPS, drug capital, Europe, Farage, Fire, Glasgow, grenfell, heroin addiction, Indigenous senator, jeremy clarkson, king charles, labour, London, making, milkshake, Minecraft, POL, Prison, PRO, racist abuse, reparations, rioter, Slavery, smp, Starmer, Vegetarian

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in Glasgow, where even the creepers are hooked on drugs.

Witness the epic Grenfell mark ii disaster unfold right before your eyes, as players scramble to escape the fiery wrath of the block of flats in Plaistow. Will you make it out alive or become a crispy bacon block?

Feeling rebellious? Join us and channel your inner Farage milkshake thrower as you unleash your assault skills on unsuspecting players. Just make sure you don’t end up like Victoria Thomas Bowen with a guilty plea!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the political drama of assisted dying and Labour’s budget definition, where billions of pounds hang in the balance. Will you be the hero that saves the day or the rioter who ends up shouting racist abuse in prison?

And don’t forget to catch the final season of the beloved BBC comedy that’s leaving fans devastated. It’s like watching your favorite sheep get sheared for the last time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure where older drivers over 70 are banned, Jeremy Clarkson roasts woke vegetarians, and King Charles gets heckled by Indigenous senators. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!