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| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 4695 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9740 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have, like, unicorns and rainbows and stuff. and, like, the other day, a creeper rode in on a rainbow and exploded into a bunch of diamonds. it was, like, so epic, bro.
also, like, our mods are, like, super cool and they give out free pizza every friday. and, like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken and it came to life and started dancing. it was, like, the craziest thing ever, man.
oh, and, like, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and, like, a portal to another dimension? yeah, dude, you gotta join this server, it’s, like, the best thing ever.
