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WarriorCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server, where we fight wars every 30 seconds and britain is just a random country that doesn’t even exist! jd vance tried to join but couldn’t handle the chaos, so now he’s denying everything like a noob. keir starmer tried to bring peacekeepers but ended up getting blown up by a creeper. if you want non-stop action and drama, this is the server for you! plus, we have a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and eats pizza with steve. don’t miss out on the madness, join now! -
Antique Bedroom Lead Painted Server
come join our epic minecraft server where everything is covered in layers of lead paint just like my grandma’s antique bedroom set! it’s like a toxic treasure hunt as you navigate through our virtual world, dodging lead paint chips and trying not to lick anything! but don’t worry, the lead paint adds an extra challenge to the game, making it even more thrilling and heart-pounding! plus, who needs brain cells anyway? join now for a truly unforgettable and potentially hazardous experience! -
Red Squirrel City Life
come join our wacky minecraft server where the eurasian red squirrel population is going bonkers in japan! watch as these squirrels build skyscrapers and drive tiny squirrel cars around the city! you won’t believe your eyes as they hold squirrel fashion shows and throw wild squirrel parties in the streets! who knew squirrels could be so urbanized?! hop on our server and witness the chaos for yourself! squirrel city awaits you! -
CraftyJailTime30
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of maduro and have crazy pvp battles with machado and gonzález! we have dungeons filled with llamas and treasure chests full of emeralds! if you don’t join, maduro will personally come to your house and make you eat rotten potatoes for 30 years! so come join now or face the wrath of maduro’s potato army! -
CraftySingles30+
Are you tired of being a single Pringle at 30 and above? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find your perfect blocky match! Our pixelated paradise is filled with eligible players just waiting to build a love connection with you. Who needs Tinder when you have TNT explosions and diamond swords to win someone’s heart?Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward first dates again. Instead, you can bond over your shared love of mining and crafting. Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always block them (literally) and move on to the next player.
So why waste your time swiping left and right when you could be building a future with someone special on our Minecraft server? Love is just a /tp command away!
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CraftyRainbowMC Server
so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can build and destroy stuff all day long? it’s like a virtual playground for all the cool kids out there.join us and you might just run into an iranian-born norwegian man who got convicted of attacking an lgbt festival in oslo. he’s like a real-life villain in the minecraft world, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of mods to keep him in check (hopefully).
plus, we have the most epic events and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. you never know what crazy adventure awaits you on this server. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. who knows, you might just become the next legend of this wacky minecraft world.
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NewfieCraft Minecraft Server
omg so like, this server is like the Canada of Minecraft servers, but without any fishy moratoriums, ya know? like, we ain’t stopping no cod from swimming in our digital waters! come join us and be part of this historic moment, just like when Canada ended their moratorium after 30 years. except here, you can fish all you want without any restrictions! swim with the cod, build with the cod, BE the cod! who needs real life when you can have all the cod you want in Minecraft? come join us now and let’s make history together, one fish at a time! 🐟🇨🇦 #CodIsLife #NoMoreMoratorium #JoinTheCodSquad -
Blocky Booty Adventures: ‘One Piece’ Edition
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the ultimate Akuma no mi thread that will blow your mind! Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t challenge your intellect? Well, look no further because on our server, we are diving deep into the origins of Devil Fruits.Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of Devil Fruits that have baffled players for years. Is it possible that Devil Fruits were actually created by ancient aliens who visited Minecraft world? Or maybe they were a gift from a magical unicorn who wanted to spice up the gameplay?
Whatever your theory may be, come join us on our server and let’s put an end to this debate once and for all. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate Devil Fruit that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!