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WarriorCraft Minecraft Server
30 Years, Backlash, Britain, Conflict, controversy, criticism, denial, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, JD Vance, Keir Starmer, Military, Minecraft, Peacekeepers, random country, Server, shameful, Statement, Ukraine, Veteran, War, WarriorCraftcome join our minecraft server, where we fight wars every 30 seconds and britain is just a random country that doesn’t even exist! jd vance tried to join but couldn’t handle the chaos, so now he’s denying everything like a noob. keir starmer tried to bring peacekeepers but ended up getting blown up by a creeper. if you want non-stop action and drama, this is the server for you! plus, we have a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and eats pizza with steve. don’t miss out on the madness, join now! -
Antique Bedroom Lead Painted Server
30 Years, accessories, antique, BEDROOM, bedroom set, clothes, Furniture, hazardous, health risks, heirloom, inherited, layer upon layer, lead, lead paint, makeup, Painted, Refurbishment, renovation, restoration, Server, skincare, Sleeping, TOXIC, vintagecome join our epic minecraft server where everything is covered in layers of lead paint just like my grandma’s antique bedroom set! it’s like a toxic treasure hunt as you navigate through our virtual world, dodging lead paint chips and trying not to lick anything! but don’t worry, the lead paint adds an extra challenge to the game, making it even more thrilling and heart-pounding! plus, who needs brain cells anyway? join now for a truly unforgettable and potentially hazardous experience! -
Red Squirrel City Life
30 Years, Biodiversity, city, ecological impact, environmental change, Eurasian red squirrel, genetic analysis, genetic diversity, habitat loss, human impact, Impact, Japan, Life, population genetic structure, red, short period, species conservation, squirrel, urban development, urban expansion, urbanization, wildlife conservation, wildlife management, Wildlife researchcome join our wacky minecraft server where the eurasian red squirrel population is going bonkers in japan! watch as these squirrels build skyscrapers and drive tiny squirrel cars around the city! you won’t believe your eyes as they hold squirrel fashion shows and throw wild squirrel parties in the streets! who knew squirrels could be so urbanized?! hop on our server and witness the chaos for yourself! squirrel city awaits you! -
CraftySingles30+
30 Years, Above, CraftySingles30, DATING, dating advice, dating at 30, dating challenges, Dating experiences, dating in adulthood, dating in your 30s, dating struggles, dating tips, finding love, love, people, relationships, romance, single, Single life, SinglesAre you tired of being a single Pringle at 30 and above? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find your perfect blocky match! Our pixelated paradise is filled with eligible players just waiting to build a love connection with you. Who needs Tinder when you have TNT explosions and diamond swords to win someone’s heart?Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward first dates again. Instead, you can bond over your shared love of mining and crafting. Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always block them (literally) and move on to the next player.
So why waste your time swiping left and right when you could be building a future with someone special on our Minecraft server? Love is just a /tp command away!
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CraftyRainbowMC Server
30 Years, Attack, CONVICTED, CraftyRainbowMC, criminal, extremism, FESTIVAL, hate crime, integration, iran, Justice, Lgbt, man, Minority, norwegian, oslo, perpetrator, Prison, Sentence, Server, Terrorism, violenceso, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can build and destroy stuff all day long? it’s like a virtual playground for all the cool kids out there.join us and you might just run into an iranian-born norwegian man who got convicted of attacking an lgbt festival in oslo. he’s like a real-life villain in the minecraft world, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of mods to keep him in check (hopefully).
plus, we have the most epic events and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. you never know what crazy adventure awaits you on this server. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. who knows, you might just become the next legend of this wacky minecraft world.
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NewfieCraft Minecraft Server
30 Years, Atlantic Ocean, Canada, Canadian government, COD, Commercial fishing, economic impact, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, fish populations, Fishing, fishing ban, Fishing Industry, marine biodiversity, marine conservation, marine ecosystem, marine resources, Minecraft, moratorium, NewfieCraft, Newfoundland, Server, sustainable fisheriesomg so like, this server is like the Canada of Minecraft servers, but without any fishy moratoriums, ya know? like, we ain’t stopping no cod from swimming in our digital waters! come join us and be part of this historic moment, just like when Canada ended their moratorium after 30 years. except here, you can fish all you want without any restrictions! swim with the cod, build with the cod, BE the cod! who needs real life when you can have all the cod you want in Minecraft? come join us now and let’s make history together, one fish at a time! 🐟🇨🇦 #CodIsLife #NoMoreMoratorium #JoinTheCodSquad -
Blocky Booty Adventures: ‘One Piece’ Edition
30 Years, Abilities, Adventures, akuma no mi, Anime, blocky, BOOTY, determination, devil fruit, Edition, Fruit, Manga, Mystery, one piece, Origins, Piece, Pirates, Powers, shonen jump, speculation, speculation trail., Supernatural, theory, time to end it, ultimate threadWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the ultimate Akuma no mi thread that will blow your mind! Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t challenge your intellect? Well, look no further because on our server, we are diving deep into the origins of Devil Fruits.Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of Devil Fruits that have baffled players for years. Is it possible that Devil Fruits were actually created by ancient aliens who visited Minecraft world? Or maybe they were a gift from a magical unicorn who wanted to spice up the gameplay?
Whatever your theory may be, come join us on our server and let’s put an end to this debate once and for all. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate Devil Fruit that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!
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SodaCraft: Coca Cola & Pepsi Mix
Beverage, beverage experiment, carbonated beverages, Coca, Coca Cola, Cola, cola fusion, cola mix, drink innovation, fizzy drinks, Mix, mixed drinks, pepsi, popular drinks, Refreshing, Soda, soda brands, SodaCraft, soft drink, taste test, thirst quencher, unexpected pairing, unique combinationYo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where Coca Cola and Pepsi had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. That’s right, this server is the soft drink we never knew we wanted!Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdance to dubstep music while wearing a top hat.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and zombies who have surprisingly good rhythm.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than eating a whole jar of pickles before bed. Let’s get this party started, baby!
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Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server
Assassins Creed 2 remake, Chinese capital, Communist Party of China, eternal glory, fervent emotion, Japanese imperialists, Mao Zendong Though, Marxism Leninism, mass line, Minecraft, monopoly, proletarian cultural revolution, Rayman 4, Redstone, revolution, Server, shout out loud, sing out loud, true power, Ubisoft acquisition, Victory, western liberalsAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, The Communist Party of China is making all your wildest dreams come true!Join us and witness the epic remake of Assassins Creed 2 and the long-awaited release of Rayman 4, all thanks to the power of Marxism-Leninism and the science of the revolution. Say goodbye to the monopoly of western liberals and Japanese imperialists because on our server, Chinese capital reigns supreme!
But that’s not all, folks! With the acquisition of Ubisoft by Chinese capital, we are ushering in a new era of gaming where Mao Zedong Thought and the mass line are the driving forces behind every pixel. So come on, shout out loud with fervent emotion and sing out loud with fervent emotion as we bask in the eternal glory of the great proletarian cultural revolution!
Join us now and be a part of history in the making. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so revolutionary?
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Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert
education, Expert, intelligence, learning, low iq, Minecraft, PHYSICS., Science, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-deprecation, smpAre you tired of trying to understand the complexities of physics? Are equations and formulas making your brain hurt? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape for you! Join us and leave all that brain-busting physics behind. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and fighting off creepers with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs physics when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips? Join us now and say goodbye to those pesky equations forever! -
YemenCraft: Houthi Strike’n’Fight
airstrikes, Britain, Conflict, fighter jets, foreign policy, Houthi, Houthi rebels, international relations, intervention, Iran-backed, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, regional instability, Saudi Arabia, Ships, StrikenFight, United Kingdom, united states, US, War, Yemen, YemenCraftlol, forget about that drama, come join our epic minecraft server where we launch airstrikes of FUN on boring gameplay! our fighter jets and ships are actually flying pigs and dolphins, and we use them to bomb the heck out of those pesky creepers and zombies. join us for a wild ride through blocky chaos and madness, where the only rule is to have a blast! trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the craziest minecraft server out there! -
Artemis: Where the pigs are always causing drama and the creepers are the real MVPs
anti cheat, Artemis, backup, causing, Chaos, CREEPERS, Discord, Drama, Enderman, exploit, filter, Hardware, java, Minecraft, MVPS, newseason, paperfork, Performance, Pigs, Portal, real, Server, shulker, smp, Vanilla, Website, WhitelistWelcome to Artemis SMP Server
Season Information and Quality of Life Changes:
Feature Description Chaos A custom Paper fork with optimizations. Server IP artemis.rip Minecraft Version 1.21.1 Java (Bedrock unsupported) Online Server Map Available Full Server Backups Includes full rollback support Anti-Cheat Includes anti-xray Technical Hardware Information:
Detail Description Location Kansas City, MO, USA Internet Dedicated 5gb download/upload w/optimized TCP stack Specs Intel i9-14900KF (Pinned to @ 6.10GHz), 32gb RAM Apply for Season 4:
For more information and features, join our Discord server and visit the #info and #rules channels.
We look forward to having you on the server!
Frequently Asked Questions:
Q: Is this server fully vanilla?
A: Yes, Artemis SMP server maintains 100% vanilla parity while offering performance optimizations.
Q: Are there paid ranks or perks available on this server?
A: No, there is no store, paid ranks, or pay-to-win mechanics on this server.
Q: What is the render distance on Artemis SMP?
A: The render distance is set to 20+ chunks, providing clear visibility far out.
Q: How can I apply for Season 4?
A: You can apply by visiting the Discord server linked above and following instructions in the #apply channel.
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Holy Vatican Minecraft Server
ancient manuscripts, Ancient Secrets, catholic church, conspiracy theories, hidden knowledge, historical documents, historical revelations, History, HOLY, Minecraft, religious artifacts, religious history, Secret Archives, Server, Vatican, Vatican archives, Vatican City, Vatican conspiracy, Vatican history, Vatican library, Vatican mysteries, Vatican secrets, Vatican treasuresOnce upon a time, in a pixelated land far, far away, there existed a Minecraft server so epic that even the creepers were shaking in their square pants. Legend has it that this server was created by a team of highly caffeinated monkeys who had a passion for building virtual worlds and causing chaos.On this server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The community is filled with wizards, warriors, and even a few llamas who have mastered the art of llama-fu.
But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs are more ruthless than a pack of hungry wolves, and the terrain is more treacherous than a parkour course designed by a deranged leprechaun.
So why should you join this insane Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, where else can you find a village populated entirely by talking chickens? Or a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best Thriller dance moves?
Join us, brave adventurer, and prepare for a journey unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!
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SMP – Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang
character profiles, chat client, community pastebin, Eicon search tool, fetishes, filtered ads, Fluffy, Forums, Gang, kinks, least favorite fetish, live status tracker, Llama, Minecraft, profile image search, Recommended third party chat client, Roleplay, roleplay logs, shitposting aid, site drama, site statistics, smp, Tierlists, webchatWelcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “building blocks” to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with more kinks and depravity than you can shake a pickaxe at. Our server is like F-List, but with creepers and endermen instead of roleplaying partners.Create your character profile and find like-minded players to roleplay with in our webchat. Explore group forums and unleash your wildest fantasies in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).
Need a break from mining and crafting? Check out our live status tracker to see if anyone is stirring up drama in the community. Or use our filtered ads to find someone who shares your obscure fetish for building giant statues of Steve out of dirt blocks.
Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “I never knew I needed to roleplay as a blocky zombie pigman until now.” Don’t miss out on the fun – come build, explore, and roleplay with us today!