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Diamond Divas Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with drama from younger women on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow players who are 30+ years old! Why, you ask? Well, because we’ve found that older women are just better at everything – including building epic structures, slaying mobs, and brewing the dankest potions. Plus, they have way more life experience, so you know they’re not going to pull any sneaky griefing moves on you. So come join us and see for yourself why 30+ year old women rule the Minecraft world! -
30PlusWomenLover Minecraft SMP 2023
Are you tired of dealing with annoying young women in games? Join our Minecraft SMP where the majority of players are 30+ year old women! Say goodbye to those pesky youngins and hello to MILFs and GILFs galore. Our server is like a fine wine, getting better with age. Plus, who wouldn’t want to team up with some experienced players who know their way around a blocky world? Join us for a mature gaming experience like no other! -
KidzCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t take care of anyone’s kids, not even in the virtual world! Imagine a world where you can roam free, build epic structures, and mine for diamonds without a care in the world about babysitting.Join us if you want to escape the responsibilities of real life and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. We promise not to put you down as the designated child caregiver, because that’s just not our style.
Our server is like a 401k for your soul, with life insurance for your sanity. We offer swimming and gymnastics classes for your virtual characters, because why not? And if something goes horribly wrong, rest assured that your in-game assets will be split among your fellow players.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of fun, adventure, and zero obligations to raise anyone’s kids. Because in our world, the only thing you have to parent is your pet wolf.
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SisBitchCraft
Yo, listen up! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will make you want to hop on this Minecraft server right now.So, picture this: you’re chilling at home, minding your own business, when suddenly your mom and sister come back from the grocery store. You innocently ask your mom a question, but before she can even answer, your sister starts going off on you, calling you all sorts of names like a total savage.
You try to ask your mom again, but your sister just won’t quit with the insults. So, you finally lose it and yell, “I CAN’T HEAR WHAT YOU’RE SAYING BECAUSE THIS BITCH KEEPS TALKING OVER YOU!” And let me tell you, things get heated real quick.
But hey, on this server, you can let out all your frustrations in a virtual world without getting in trouble with your fam. Plus, we’ve got some seriously epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!
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CraftyCraze: 8 Billion Blocks
Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our custom-built rollercoaster will take you on a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes! So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on this wacky adventure! -
HtlF SMP
HtlF Minecraft Server Overview
Feature Description Friendly People Everyone on the server is welcoming and mature, creating a relaxed environment. Smooth Connection 24/7 server with a large 30GB RAM and fast whitelisting process to prevent griefers. Vanilla Plus No pay-to-win features, only vanilla Minecraft with some quality-of-life mods. Builder Focused No server resets, custom generation for builders, and Redstone-friendly setup. Community Based Encourages community living and holds votes for server-based changes. FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
How do I join the HtlF Minecraft Server?
To join, click here and fill out the short application form by typing /apply in server applications.
Is lag an issue on the server?
No, the server has a strong connection and 30GB RAM, ensuring a smooth gameplay experience as long as you’re in America.
Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?
No, there are no pay-to-win features, crates, or bonuses for donations. Everyone has equal opportunity on the server.
Can I build freely on the server?
Yes, the server is focused on builders and there are no resets, allowing you to create and build without the fear of losing your progress.
How does the server handle community interactions?
The server encourages community living, holds votes for server changes, and plans to host group builds and minigames in the future.
Who can I contact if I have any questions?
If you have any questions, you can message fadedchickennn on Discord for assistance.
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SelfishCart Minecraft Server
Come join our Minecraft server where we don’t judge you for being a little boy who just wants some protein smoothies! We understand the struggle of adulting and trying to make your own way in the world. No need to depend on anyone for transportation when you can just teleport in our virtual world!We have Instacart services in-game so you can get all the items you need without any judgment from your brother. No need to worry about running low on milk, aluminum foil, toothpaste, or freezer bags – we got you covered!
And if anyone tries to tell you to act like a grown up, just build a castle and tell them to take a hike. We support your decisions, even if they involve driving anxiety and bus rides.
So come join us on our server where you can be yourself and escape the real world drama. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world full of protein smoothies and freedom to do whatever you want? Let’s build some crazy stories together!