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The First Descendant Minecraft Server

Adventure, bros, Captivating, Character development, descendant, FANTASY, gameplay, gook character design, graphics, Immersive, indie game, me over, Minecraft, RPG, Server, Storyline, the first descendant, Unique, video game, winning, world-building

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Mines Excavated:	3575
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Buildings Constructed:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old character designs in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic and gook-tastic character designs you’ve ever seen! Join us and become a gook master in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Gook Kingdom, where players can embark on quests to defeat the evil Gook Lord and save the land from certain doom. Will you be the hero that the Gook Kingdom needs?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with their gook friends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a gook!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the gook-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

4chan – Best Code In The World, Or Just Nostalgia? Minecraft SMP

4chan, 4chan design, Angular, Code, cost effective, deprecated PHP, design, dev team, Minecraft, neckbeard, Nostalgia, optimized for phones, regressive, Safe, safe haven, smp, source code, spaghetti sites, Tech, tiktok, world, Zoomer

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where everyone worships 4chan like it’s the holy grail of the internet? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things 4chan, its code, and its design!

Join us in this safe haven where we embrace the glory of 4chan’s outdated but beloved ways. Who needs modern technology when you have the nostalgic charm of 4chan’s untouched source code from two decades ago?

Forget about fancy websites optimized for phones and built with the latest tech trends. We’re all about that retro vibe and keeping it real with our barely functioning spaghetti sites.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs and want to experience the wild world of 4chan worship, join us and be part of something truly unique. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that values regressive neckbeard users and generates millions of dollars without breaking a sweat?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly special. Pic rel is how our server should look – join us now and embrace the chaos!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

apologies, Boundaries, car accidents, car lending, car ownership, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, guest etiquette, Hospitality, mature driving, Minecraft, misunderstandings, new car, personal belongings, respecting property, Selfishness, Server, sibling relationships, Transportation

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that values car safety and boundaries? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of keeping your vehicles safe from reckless drivers, even if they’re family members. Join us and never worry about your precious virtual cars being taken for a joyride by your brother-in-law again!

Our server is perfect for those who prioritize car protection and respect personal boundaries. Say goodbye to the days of feeling pressured to lend out your sports car to someone who may not handle it with care. Join now and experience the freedom of knowing your vehicles are safe and sound, just like they should be!

SpookySisterDramaMC

blended family, co parenting, Communication, custody, exclusion, family conflict, halloween party, parental boundaries, parental decision-making, parenting, peer relationships, relationships, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, social dynamics, SpookySisterDramaMC, stepfamily, stepsister, Support, teenage daughter, teenage social events

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Void Gems Collected:	38
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your ex-wife drama? Look no further! Join our server where we promise zero sibling rivalry drama like the one between your daughter and her stepsister. Our server is a safe space for all players, even those who feel excluded like the stepsister at the Halloween party. Plus, we have a strict “no ex-wives allowed” policy to ensure a drama-free gaming experience. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone gets along, unlike your ex-wife and her husband’s failed attempts at sibling bonding!

LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP

achievement, Dedication, determination, goal-setting, growth mindset., hard work, inspiration, life strategies, LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP, motivation, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, positive thinking, reaching goals, resilience, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-discipline, success, winning mindset

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

By joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! We have a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground disco party where you can dance the night away with all your new friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire chunk in one swing.

So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness and fun that awaits you here!

BlockBreakUpBay

BlockBreakUpBay, Breakup, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, denial, dishonesty, Emotional Abuse, hindsight, incompatibility, indifference, Jealousy, Manipulation, neglect, Overlook, red flag, relationship, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved issues, warning signs, warning signs ignored

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2202	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama and excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where relationships are as unstable as a creeper in a thunderstorm!

Forget about red flags, we’ve got rainbow flags flying high in our server! From players stealing each other’s diamonds to secret underground love triangles, you’ll never be bored here. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions in our Minecraft world?

So, if you’re ready to overlook all the red flags and dive headfirst into chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your true love amidst all the drama (or at least a new mining buddy)!

NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

Assurance, cnn, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Government, international news, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, nuclear facilities, nuclear program, nukecraft, Officials, potential conflict, Promises, security concerns, Server, State Department, Target, Tensions, world news

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Potions Brewed:	189	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

CraftyComrades

CASUALTIES, casualty, Combat, Conflict, CraftyComrades, death, eastern europe, Fatalities, international news, Military, Military operations, past 24 hours, russia, soldiers, statistics, Toll, Tragedy, Ukraine, Updates, violence, War

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8034
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	514908	Endless Night Skies:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

1970, Actual, adjusted, Analysis, average costs, comparison, cost of living, current day, data, Economy, Expenses, historical, image, inflation, meme, Minecraft, Prices, Reality, Retro, Server, statistics, Updated

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

Asexual, childlike affection, Companionship, cute, desire, emotional connection, gf, Girlfriend, Heartache, Intimacy, Live, Loneliness, longing, longing for love, love, Minecraft, Pure, relationship, romance, sharing, smp, unrequited love, yearning, ywn

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!